Hey you guys maybe you need a good laugh.... and those ladies with a sense of humour who can handle it!!!!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like TOXIC WASTE. (David Dissonette)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him KEEP her. (Sacha Guitry)
After Marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, but still they stay together. (hemant joshi)
By all means marry, If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll be a philosopher. (Socrates)
Women inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
The great question... which I have not be able to answer... is, "What does woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (anonymous)
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." (James Holt McGavran)
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget in once.... (anonymous)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds:
"wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing; "You can have mine". (anonymous)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Roger Dangerfield)
First Guy (proudly) "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mines still alive."