Danny,if you are much in love with someone,you would not think that an expensive gift is expensive if it is in your reach to give. You would always want to share with her everything you have. When you doubt and need to think if it is worth it to give, then you should reconsider how much she means to you. Love is not about presents or money, it is about the feeling you have when you can trust her with your own life. And when you trust her, you wouldn't have any problem giving or doing things for her and all will feel worthwhile.
In the 1960's The Beatles sang 'Can't Buy Me Love', never a truer word spoken yet 4 decades on danny is still trying to buy his love.
That's what he's so p1ssed about, his belief that one must buy love to succeed and he thinks we got of lightly with a few hundred dollars, he's having to buy his love with a friggin' house :)
From Martin: "what is it about Australians, one wants to take a bottle of coke with him and the other pillock wants to take a fridge, I normally take chocolates."
Funny, I took fresh flowers, perfume and good wine.........seemed to do the trick. You wouldn't take chocolates from here, they're awful.
"im glad i didnt by a barbie though as my brother in law would be offended if i bought a toy doll as he is a man i would be looked at as gay "
(I'm sure your brother-in-law already knows you're gay.)
" i decided on small gifts from the heart that have no cost and meaning "
(I'm sure that ALL of your small gifts have no cost or meaning.)
"what about a camera so the woman can send pictures across the world to her (old) man to masterbate after spending a few weeks visiting her "
(I've never masturbated to a picture. Never needed to. Sounds to me like you have and do pretty often. What's it like?)
"just one more thing if you dont mind ... what is your apinion off the 50 year old searching for the 20 year old armed with gifts "
(Never dated a 20 year old at age 50. Had a 23 year old at age 45 amd my current fiance is 28 while I am now 50. "Armed with gifts". danny I win my ladies with my personality. Something you clearly know nothing of.)
"when the child is 20 the dad is possibly dead ."
(Can you guarantee that YOU won't be dead when your child is 20? None of us can guarantee that.)
Hey nooga, I remember you said that Julia and Andrew are one person. If you think so, then why you want to marry me? Luckily, I must disappoint you, I am not gay, go find yourself another faggot. And I think Julia would not be offended when I tell you that even if you are the only man on the planet, she would never marry someone as brainless as you.
Mr Parker,
I accept that in a case of mistaken identity I called your lady a liar and I apologised for that. Whilst I nor anyone can change history, change that I mistook your lady for another, you chose to make snide remarks regarding a fridge/freezer in retaliation, these were snide remarks directed at me, not jetmba, and that is something that I am not mistaken about.
And what the kids in your lady's forum actually achieved was to cause disruption to this forum and spoil it for other users and without any constructive input to make, if they want to play games then tell them to buy a football or a doll or, better still, go play in the middle of a freeway.
"grope you misses when your not around
drink the last beer in the eski
choose the most confortable chair to sit on
run over the neighbours dog and not stop ".....
That was funny. I mean really funny. First thing I've read in the forum in a long time that actually had me laughing out loud.
I have never advised anyone to buy a fridge/freezer for their in laws, it was something I did because I wanted to do it, it was my decision at that time and at my discretion. You really are a phucking idiot suggesting to others to arrive with a fridge under their arm when in 95% of cases there is a perfectly good fridge already there. You're either saying these things because you refuse to understand or you simply cannot understand, which is it?
It was nothing to do with winning a woman, there was a knackered fridge/freezer and I, at my and nobody elses choice, decided to make a gesture equivalent to 1.5 days of my living expenses in Ukraine, wow I really pushed the boat out didn't I?
And you claim to be so eco friendly by fuelling your boat on chip fat, yes? Well exactly what sort of chip fat do your collection of geriatric motorcycles run on? You're not eco friendly at all are you, you're just too phucking stingy to pay for boat fuel aren't you?
Try being a bit more eco friendly by restricting your air travel, jet aircraft pump the crap straight into the upper atmosphere and just to carry you and your baggage an aircraft burns some 4kg of fuel per hour. Eco friendly, are you bollox!
jetmba,
He really does crack me up ..... the family has a broken fridge/freezer, the food is going rotten, they have to shop daily because the food will not keep, the milk has gone rotten, the butter has melted, the dog has food poisoning from rotten food and old 'sh1t for brains' turns up with a sodding picture frame :)
Martin if you do not have anything good to say go back to the thread Quasi gave you. This thread was pretty straight forward until after Danny ask Julia how old she was. Then Jet laid into Danny and then you laid into Danny. Danny answered your concerns. Then Jet for the first time that I have seen made a step toward giving Danny respect and Danny acknowledged that some men might want to use your advice and some might want to use his. After all both you and Danny have found a partner that makes each of you happy with your respective methods.
Now do not start back in again on this thread. You have a lot of good information to share with everyone. Please accept the fact that Danny is not a carbon copy of Martin FFC but he is just fine the way he is.
And there is no excuse for either of you to say bad things about Irina, Danny's partner. You do not know enough about her to talk intelligently. You criticize Aussiman for talking about Ukraine when he has not been there and he only tries to help. Do you think it is better to talk about Irina with intent to harm her and Danny when you do not even know her.
i take acception to your comment. I have plenty or reason to knock danny's irina. I sat through weeks of danny claiming that my lady's were selling me sex for gifts, in essense he was calling them prositutes. It was insulting to me and my ladies. If danny can dish out insults to a man's lady - well then he and his lady ought to be able to take it as well. I startd heaping on HIS lady ONLY after weeks of him heaping (and continuing to this day) on mine.
danny doesn't know my ladies an better than I know his. But if he is going to dish it out - toward me and mine, he had better be able to TAKE IT - toward himself and his.
The way I see it you feel that Danny attacked innocent women so that gives you the right to attack an innocent woman. I will agree to disagree with you on that right. Ok that is finished go back to Quasi's thread.
'gee you would have been upset as the second uglyest was you and you missed out . go get some glasses '
'you read beemers post . they really shows the type off person you have here . beemer you have nothing going for you .
And one got removed where he called me an idiot. So there is plenty of snid remarks all over this thread going in different directions. Does it stop because danny decides he can't take as much as he dishes out?? He deserves everything he gets and more. From my vantage point he adds little to this forum. I do agree with you, there is lots of mud slinging but it has been that way for several years...men will be men.....that is a bad sign..............
Oz,
Quasi has not given me anything and if he tried I'd tell him to 'shove it'.
Danny made snide comments, deliberately provoking a reaction from me, regarding a bl00dy fridge/freezer, I did not lay in to him, he laid in to me.
I mistook another woman for being Danny's partner, I mistakenly called her a liar, I've apologised for it, Danny seems unwilling to let it go, why are you so unwilling to let it go also?
Beemer sorry I started looking at the second page of this thread and did not go back to the first one. There was a problem there and you handled well and it seemed to stop.
Martin I really do not care who is right or who is wrong. That is irrelevant. And I do not care if you yell at each other, have a fist fight, a knife fight, a gun fight, or call in an air strike on each other. But if all you are going to do is insult each other Quasi started a thread for just that, please go there. Keep it between you guys that are fighting and leave the partners and the rest of the forum out of it. If you are too uppity to use Quasi's thread start your own thread for your bull fight.