WE ARE 100% going to be in Odessa in August!!! You all thought I was telling stories and had no intentions of going to Ukraine... WAY WRONG!
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There will be much video footage taken of Odessa, and us sniffing the local females out. We are very keen and fortunate to have found such a great and wonderful place on this earth. How exciting to actually be going? (directed at Aussieman)
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I have plenty of money with me whilst there, and will treat many girls. I will take about 5 or 6 out on a date at any one time. Then at the end of the night, will choose which one will be the lucky one that will be 'mouthing it' all night long.
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This trip will be more than fun. I cant wait until we get back and in 12 months time bring another 5 of our mates over to really sort the town out... This will just be a initial trip to make sure we are not 'out of our league' in such a foreign place.
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Who wishes they were me and was in fact going to Odessa? Young cashed up and ready to put fingers inside ANYTHING...
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This will be a good documentary when completed. The locals will fall in love with our charm and much charisma.
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I also want to begin to write to another on Globaladies or Anastasia because the time is getting closer to reaching them... I will spend $50 only to write to these hoodrats, hopefully seeing them when I get there. Why not? may as well, only $50
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Everyone back to their respective computer stations and be prepared for the next 3 months. The most exciting 3 months in Ukraine to date. Muchly anticipated NOOGA and PASSIONFRUIT, 2 young kids from WESTERN WORLD doing what OLD GOOGSIES do.
nooga,
I was actually beginning to believe you were maturing into an adult over the past few months and then you go and write a load of 'comic book' stuff such as this ..... grow up you pillock.
Danny you would lift Martin FFC's shirt for a start... do some sit ups and a shower wouldn't hurt you. Head on ya like a 10 year old passionfruit! Gedadogupya you nooga looking googsy. Off you go this whole forum is filled with old SHIRTLIFTERS that are UNFIT.
nooga, you know any russian? i knew pretty much none at all before coming to kiev and it would have been a total nightmare if i hadn't been with olya all the time! girls here seem to love a guy with an english accent trying to speak their language! i should be in odessa for a bit in a month or so, just to see if it's really as great as everyone says. purely a site-seeing trip for me though! :-)
pete...if your on site-seeing trip in Odessa, not much to see, it is not Kiev. Girls would be worth it but you are with a girl..... Now if you were on relaxing laying out by water trip...then it would be nice.
This is funny...a 'nooga and fruit' going somewhere together......sounds like ingrediants for a breakfast cereal....where is your 3rd member....is he the 'milkboy'?????
Actually I think it is great these kids go on a fact finding trip.....going there trash talking and coming back home with tails between legs......don't forget your money, the girls certainly will not let you forget.......
the 3rd boy pulled out... He'd rather sit at home and play the stock market like some old man.
He'll be coming next year. But men, lets just focus on the task at hand, AUGUST 2008: ODESSA.
"Grow up, pillock" May I ask what is a 'pillock'. I certainly hope that I am not a 'PILLOCK'.
I am me, 21 going on 16 in the head, and it dont stop. Just lately I've been starting to get a few hairs under my arm... Nothing like your mothers chest hair though.
Olga,
I did not make this post, please can you check the IP address of the poster, we all suspect it to be the child 'nooga' to be doing this, this post was made 17 seconds after his own post.
Does anybody, either Ukrainian or currently around Odessa, have any contact within the airport/seaport customs service, believe the seaport but it's all the same customs service?
Can someone explain to them that there are two Australian twits, suspected of carrying drugs, arriving during August, drop customs a $20 note and suggest that they might do a full body strip search, fingers up bums etc, of the two suspected trafficers.
The twits might think it a joke but $20 in Ukraine will buy any bribe, can someone organise it please?
the exchange rate is so good, that we infact worked out that it is cheaper to be going halves in a rap charge, than just to book a girl for the night...
When they charge do they rap with their fists or a hammer? How many raps before you are cracked? Will both of you just get half cracked when you are rapped or cracked when you are half rapped.
Nooga...a couple things you did not consider( I know your brain can overload)..it is HOT and HUMID in Odessa in August, maybe power will go out several days while you are there, it was also mentioned, many girls are off on holidays at seaside in Crimea. Only girls you will find are in Arcadia...at night....pray that you will get back to apt in one piece!!!!
Couple things to tell taxi drivers and girls!!!! Remeber these nooga!!! Girls will love u!!!
Ya emu ochen mnogo dyeneg!!!
Mih dooraki!!!! ****
Well Nooga there is a good possibility that would be an attempted rape. And you and Fruit would painfully shuffle back to Au using a very high pitched voice.
When you go to Odessa, Nooga ask the locals for some "Pavlova" and they will go huh?..whats that and for the moderators its got nothing at all to do with sex and its not offensive, its an Australian thing, the famous "Pav"!