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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Shopping for a western husband Author Post GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/2/2004 4:15:07 PM   A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, one catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go to the next floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So, up she goes to the next floor. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again to the next floor. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, even better," she says, "but I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "Very tempting, BUT, there must be more further up!" And, again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, helps with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh mercy me! But, just think...what must be awaiting me further on?" So, up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shipping at Husband Mart and have a nice day! scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/2/2004 6:31:54 PM   LOL, Nice one. zeeco Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/4/2006 11:50:11 AM   i like it yquem Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/5/2006 7:48:58 AM   Across the street, there's another 6 floors store where men can choose a wife. The principles are identical. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "These women like to have sex". On the 2nd floor, it reads: "These women like to have sex and are good cooks". 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floor were never visited! jc Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/5/2006 9:50:59 AM   I think that goes both ways. But I like it is nice. jc Globus Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/10/2006 7:10:49 PM   WOW... That is so true it's scary.... lol Bagira Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/10/2006 10:00:23 PM   I heard it this way: On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "These women like to have sex". On the 2nd floor, it reads: "These are rich women who like to have sex". benign Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 12/14/2006 12:30:18 AM   Proof that a tall toad might not be handsome,but he's probably brilliant. brilliant_name Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 12/14/2006 12:01:57 PM   Yes I am. But. I wondered where she went! Typical! Women! I am sure I said I would meet her on the next floor. (floor 3) Help! where is the stairway? Oh, its ok I have gone down to find my sanity, it is either in the basement or on the roof, somwhere she least expects to find me. She catches up with me and says "what are you doing here?" .............. "Looking for my sanity" I reply. geriatrix Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 12/29/2006 8:03:45 PM   " I heard it this way: On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "These women like to have sex". On the 2nd floor, it reads: "These are rich women who like to have sex". ..." Or: Ideal woman: "Nymphomaniac, daughter of owner of brewery." Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Shopping for a western husband
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