no the relief is someone here that helps me laugh a lot and often. I now dub you
--------------------------- GLTALLTOAD, SIR LAUGHS A LOT ----------------------------------
Well it was a nice song and dance but again you have no example what so ever to support your claims. You speak to me as if I truly care what you think about me. Do you really think I mourn the fact you do not want to meet me. All I want is for you to make statements that have meaning and substance. You can call me everything bad your little brain can think of but it is still you that keeps bringing the subject up as you must have the last word as proof I make this last statement as an example. Count the seconds....everyone here can read and see and so again your thoughts and personal insults are nothing to me but simple entertainment. You pose no threat and your thoughts hold little meaning. Again if it was not so silly I would continue but it is like talking to beavus and butthead....I don't think you will ever recover. Good luck to your sorry self.
A cliche can only become a cliche if it is in some way rooted in truth. And regardless of their origins, certain truisms and rallying cries cannot be denied. Let's review some of the essntial phrases that float through the minds of practical hedonists.
You just wait till I find some of Caligula's, Tiberius', Cleopatra's and even Catherine's quote, mate....all well known hedonists.
Excessive to the point of self destruction, but hedonists nevertheless.
Lincoln, Franklin and specially Russell were 'balanced' hedonists who simply enjoyed life pleasures and wanted their fellow men to do the same.
'Excessive to the point of self destruction', is exactly right (if only).
Put a sock in it Toad. Your intellectual posturing is mind-numbingly tedious.
Olga please find a chat room for this oaf. Better make it a big one to match his ego. Call it. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE FSU BUT WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT IF MY OPINION WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT IN EVERY POST AND WHEN MY NAME IS NOT IN LIGHTS I WILL INVENT A TOPIC UNDER ANY PRETEXT SO MY ADORING FANS CAN RECEIVE THE BENEFIT OF MY WISDOM
How happy you are Toadlet, in your hedonistic nirvana and what great pleasures there must be in your chirpy chappy world. Not for you, a life wasted in front of a computer screen, dispensing two-penny-halfpenny wisdom, while laying waste to the pitiful contributions of others. Oh No. There’s a great big world of pleasure and the laughter of adoring friends, out there to be enjoyed.
There you are.. marshalling the throng.. err.. is it 3 or 4?.. providing riveting entertainment for those of us who have no knowledge of the world or the pleasures available to us. And tomorrow, when you set your alarm, in order not to let a single post slip by without comment, you can rest your royal head easily on your silken pillow, knowing you have provided another lesson to your fellow man on how to get the best from life.
It is the sworn duty of any self respecting hedonist to deflate any and all of those overinflated martyrs' ego ballons.
You know you have rightfully pissed off a martyr when he needs to type his sentences in ALL CAPS in order to get attention from those who don't even give a hoot about his boring and humorless existence.
Well done Toad
"But I think my actions do make me a better person. I also believe that my non confrontational aproach is what makes me a better person. One point for anger management."
What you refer to is another fundamental, often misunderstood and repeatedly demonized characteristic of a good hedonist.
Hedonists assume the conscious obligation to like ourselves or do something to change it ("shit or get off the pot" tenet)
Adn by extension, feeling good about accomplishing an intended task is perfectly acceptable.
Try it sometimes. It works.
You'll feel better about yourself. You'll like yourself more and will atract more of the kind of people by whom you want to be surrounded.
One of life's great amusements is when an attempted insult turns out to be a great compliment. It is all in the interpretation.
So the next time any of the following aspersions is tossed in your direction, smile and say "Thank you!"
TEN INSULTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE FLATTERING:
1. SLUT
It means you're sexually irresistible.
2. LUSH
It is short for 'luscious'.
3. MESS
It means you're a carefree Bon Vivant.
4. LIBERAL
It means you get invited to the best parties.
5. SELF-INDULGENT
It means you're good to yourself. The martyrs really hate that.
6. GAUCHE
It means you have style and flair.
7. LAZY
It means you are free of stress.
8. SHALLOW
It means you have retained some mystery.
Nicely fielded, the CAPSLOCK Kid. You ARE making progress. Having qualified with honours in The Art of Self Congratulation you’ll soon be moving on to Fitting Your Shoes With Inserts to Gain Those oh-so-vital Inches
I like this business of insults being complements. Let’s look at my personal favourites..
1. Pussywhipped
You are highlighting my hypocrisy and I don’t like it. Can’t you see I’m a member of this Forum because I practiced what I preach?
2. Bisexual
You are getting right up my nose
3. Dreary
Wait ‘til I get my hands on you, you British runt.
4. Unhappy
I’m not an egomaniac. Ya hear me! Just misunderstood.
5. Envious
Only what I say matters. Right!?
6. Resentful
Look. Piss off. How can I have the floor to myself when you keep coming in here and making me look an idiot.
7. Let’s not forget that gem.. ‘Stick a 2x4 in your rear’
I know you’re gonna like this, Twinks, I certainly did. ;-)
So Toad tell the guys why you have two cars in Southern California, it is not in case one breaks down is it? It is not because one is for comfort and the other for economy is it? Is it possible it is His and Hers, nope wrong again ain't I. The real reason must be because when you go out on the town one car is not big enough for you and your ego right. LOL ":"
wess:
spoke to trad on the phone last night,and Inna managed to speak to his lady too and give her a "Welcome to the UK" in russian.
Still early days don't forget and time is precious right now for the initial adjustment to a new life,but I am sure you will be hearing from Trad quite soon.
toad:
I do beleive some people here are upset by your comments.....whatever happened to common sense and the ability to understand a greater being!!!.........:)))
I am well and laughing often...(sorry for nicking the line)
Keep em coming........:))))
Glad,
Send Trad my most sincere congrats next time you talk to him.
As for the offended ones, F... them if they can't take a joke.
Now I hate my parents for bringing me into this world of political correctness, verbal hypocrisy, feminism and touchy feelings males who pee sitting down.....uuggghh.
I should have been born in the 'roaring 20s'...(sigh)
I'm out of here to cut my wrist veins with a cookie.