squatting or sitting when you pee according to recent research in males promotes healthy prostate function, reduces the risk of cancer, and prolongs the sexual functions in men, other stuff about bladder function, leaks and depends in the research, as well it says it generally will prolong a mans life because his wife will not shoot him in the middle of the night after sitting on the cold porcelin rim of the throne your majesty.
I'll pay in gold to see a photo of Geri with an overheated toilet seat burn mark...:)
"...10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's. (17)..."
This is by far the only commandmentwith a somewhat hedonistic window for interpretation. In other words it means "get your own".
On the other hand, I must confess that I have more than once coveted my cute redhead neighbor's ass..