Ok you guys are really scaring the hell out of me.It might be routine for them but that isn't a routine I personally want to go through myself.Having Ivan & Igor digging around the hershey highway is not my idea of a good trip.~~Sandman~~
I will never drink in Germany again. It isn't worth the risk. I am still recovering from my last bout of amnesia. Think what could have happen. Have a schnappes, here have another, now what the hell have you got up there. In the name of the Fatherland bend over. Deutchland Uber Alles.
No thank you very much. Not without dinner and a movie first. My god I have been brainwashed by western women.
Have to lie down again.
Easy now, I think Deliverance was filmed only a couple of miles from my home. I met Ned Beatty, he's a Louisville native and he said if he got a dime for everytime he heard squeal like a pig, he would have never had to act again after Deliverance.
Izi, next time fly through Amsterdam and try one of their local smoke shops, The flight to Kiev was delightful trust me!!
Hey Mike, I was in Amsterdam on the way home from Moldova but wasn't there long enough to leave the airport. There was a group of five young guys from my city who were coming back home from a weekend in Amsterdam. Every one of them had maxed out their credit cards. Don't give Izi any bad ideas on partying more. His head is freshly stitched and he probably would like to keep his 6 newly crowned teeth. Mike, next time you visit Cincy, I'll have that beer with you! Send me your e-mail address.
Got that information from Vincetn Vega, our man in Amsterdam, just had to see if it was true.
Dale, you covered on the beer, I'm in Cincy about 2 or three times a month, Izi is a big boy he can handle it LOL! I also met some guys that go to Amsterdam for Bachelor parties? Hmmm, window shopping at it's finest I guess!! firstname.lastname@example.org
I was just kidding, I know of the shops, and also the beerhouses... Great places! We have a cruiseship that me and some friends take once in a while from Oslo to Kiel (germany), and we usually end up in one of the fantastic beer and steak houses there :))
It was just your comment that was a bit funny.. We had just talked about getting a particular part of the body examined, and you stated the flight was delightful.. hehe
Just a bad joke.. :)
I forgot to mention Amsterdam as you were speaking of.. hehe.. I am not quite awake I think..lol.. and yes.. Me and my friends have a pal that is a helicopter-pilot in Germany, and he take us to Amsterdam from Kiel, so I have seen the shops you are mentioning.
Finished... lol (When I was younger and worked as a DJ, I even had a girlfriend from Amsterdam, Miranda, Lovely girl!)
Toad looks like a bad bastard but I look like an international terrorist. Sort of football supporter and Carlos the Jackal.
Seriously yhe krauts were just doing their job and my suitcase jammed. It was very frustrating. They did their best. No hard feelings. I tend to make a joke out of everything so don't mind me.
I am having a russian/english romance right now and I am not emotionally stable. :))
I'll vouch for that...Izi is not emotionally stable. What else would you call a man who ignores the attention of domestic, attractive, even wealthy women and travels to the barbaric lands of siberia where brown bears come into the villages to eat babies and rape young virgin maidens, for the sole purpose of meeting one woman....in winter with significant subfreezing temperatures and without even being able to ask for a blanket in the local language?
(Uuuhhh....isn't that what I did???)
What the hell...at least I didn't mix beer with vodka..:)))
THat's probably my only redeeming pieace of wisdom.
Regarding looks and the way you're treated at the security point of various german airports, I think it has to do with the geographical direction of your particular flight.
let me explain...
If you go east into Siberia carrying flowers and the most giddy juvenile idiotic grin on your face because you're about to meet an adorable woman waiting for you at the airport, your mental faculties maybe questioned and your friendly disposition that allows you to befriend the flight crew may raise some eyebrows, but you'll be considered harmless.
If on the other hand, your flight heads west out of the land where "bad people were sent to die" you are automatically considered some form of evil demonic creature who's scaping from its well deserved place of punishment to wreck havoc among the so called civilized western world.
Try it and see if I'm exaggerating one effing bit.
I only saw her briefly, for a fraction of a second as you and her were walking away towards her car.
Did I even say hello to her???
I don't remember...I was so focused on my own adorable woman that I truly thought I was alone with her on a deserted tropical island drinking martinis and soaking our feet on warm caribbean sea water.