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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > This is for the GIRLS in the Forum!!! Author Post N()R Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/30/2005 7:17:51 PM   Hi Girls :))) Look what good old N()R found today :))) There are so many sites for us men, herer is one for you girls :) Well.. It is actually a parody of the bride-mailorder business, but it is quite funny :) http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ Here are some of my favorites.. hehe From no-name in New Mexico: "I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional [sic] trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs.' " And Daryl from Illinois: "My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. " The pictures are great as well :) Make sure to take the cpmpability test, and also check out the "success stories" :))) Good luck scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 10:03:36 AM   LMAO, Nor! Where do you find this stuff?! GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 10:38:07 AM   He makes it up himself :)))...I think the maiden debauching, village burning, pillaging viking babrbarian somehow still has stiff (pun intended) competition from US men to catch the attention of all the FSU lovelies who seek milder wheather and hairier men than what Norway has to offer. The convenience of flying to see them in just a couple of hours has limited advantages, after all. toad toad N()R Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 10:45:07 AM   :))) I just do a google search my friend... In the search window I just type "Funnier than Toad" Then it is just to croak and dagger :))))) N()R Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 10:49:55 AM   Toad, It is funny you mentioned the weather actually.. We have quite warm weather here, most people believe we have polar bears in the streets, and that there is freezing cold here.. It is not.. :)) First of all... There isn't a single polar bear in Norway, then.. Because of the Gulfstream we have nice warm water and temperature.. Right now there is about +25 C in the sun, 16 in the shadow.. I know it isn't Californa, but 2 hours away from here ;) there are -4 :) And when it comes to the hair.. hehe.. less hair.. more man!!! Watch out for the horns on my helmet :)) GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 11:31:13 AM   the helmet falls off when the head is bent down int othe ramming position. less hair = less hair and the polar bears moved out of norway because it's too damn cold even for them...:))) and there is only one place californians look up on the whether scale...Hawaii. Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 12:08:56 PM   I'll stick with Pennsylvania. I want my bed to shake for only 1 reason. scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 12:15:16 PM   Extra helpings of chili that night? :-) GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 1:41:00 PM   LOL, ditto... you may want to double check your geology. From NYC and all throughout the appalachian mountains there are geological faults much like the ones found California. The occasional shaking and baking here does not deter millions from moving to calif every year....someone close the damn gates, lol!! toad Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 2:56:12 PM   I know CA is not that bad. I worked a project in Santa Rosa for a few months. One of the project members used to give me a list from a newspaper of all the tremors and quakes from the previous week just so I'd know which ones I slept through. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 4:24:08 PM   santa Rosa is way too close to Richmond for my sense of self preservation. It usually has the highest murder rate in the nation. Keep it in No. Cali. I'll take the so cali beaches and drier weather anytime. I'm 5 minutes by car and 20 minutes by bycicle from Laguna Beach. toad N()R Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 4:27:36 PM   From mailorder-husbands.. to polarbears and hair... to earthquakes.. and now murder.. wow... This thread is really taking all directions there is... Let's discuss prices on bustickets in South-Africa :))) hehe izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 9:54:22 PM   "the helmet falls off when the head is bent down int othe ramming position. less hair = less hair" See NOR now if you would go for the crop rotation like me these comments wouldn't surface. I am making that call tomorow and remember I'm not just the president I'm a client. Camera pans on bald head until retina is burnt out then rapidly pulls back. izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 9:56:28 PM   Was there any doubt I would return. Screw MacArthur. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/31/2005 10:42:23 PM   glad to see you up to your old limey humorous tricks, Izi....did Alla write you? N()R Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/5/2005 8:44:11 PM   Glad, If there is bad response when it comes to a fiance for the cousin, you can always tell her to look up this website ;))) I am sure there is a great catch or two here :)))) GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/5/2005 10:26:00 PM   Glad's wife is right....by asking him to help find a man for her relative she's giving him a mega dose of respect at the same time she's laying a giant responsibility on his lap. "Here, dear, please be responsible for finding a good man for my cousin...and you reccommend someone who screws up, there'll be hell to pay for you"....LMAO. I don't envy you, Glad...:))) (I'm kidding...well, sort of) toad Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > This is for the GIRLS in the Forum!!!
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