I'm in love, guys, and I think this is the one. Check out Rasputina Masha (id: 46125).
Many girls have called me a dog in the past, but I don't think this one will mind, plus she can already drive. Further, I'm sure she won't mind when others call her a bitch!
Finally, a lassie that can be my best friend, too. Heck, I think I can even deal with her already having a son. I think I can handle the little pup.
<sniffle> Looks like my true love has either already found her match, or someone has concluded she was a scammer. They removed her from the site. Back to the drawing board..... again.