"Did you take the garbage out? Who left the seat up? What are you thinking about? Are you listening to me? What did I just say? Why don't you ever...?"
We all know the drill -- you come home from a night out with the guys and before you can make it to the john to evacuate those last few beers, it starts.
It wasn't always like this, was it? She used to laugh while she wiped away the sloppy joe that missed your mouth. And she thought it was cute when you walked around the house in your tightie whities...
The Innocent: This is the one nagger that doesn't really mean to nag. She brings up problems that she has to make you aware of, but tries to do so without making you angry or starting an argument. Chances are her intentions are good, she just needs a little work on her approach.
The Chatterbox: This nagger never seems to stop. But her nagging rarely escalates into real fights because you've probably learned to effectively zone her out (by the way, this is a good method, just don't let her catch you).
The Riddler: Ah, the nagger that nags without nagging (say that five times fast). She says things like, "Would you like to try and guess why the green plates are not in the cabinet?" You have no idea what she's talking about and she knows it, otherwise why would she be asking in the first place?
The T-Rex: If she doesn't rip your head off while screaming at you, you got away lucky. It seems as though she actually grows horns when the nagging starts, the room gets a little darker, you know it's coming and there's no place to run. Scientific studies conducted within this Forums laboratories showed conclusive evidence that she may very well be one of Satan's minions. Good luck... lol
Here`s my saying --"woman why can`t you ever leave the damn seat up?" And "if you are going to create all this garbage why don`t you dispose of it too?" And--"if you are gonna hog all the blanket then get your own" I swear to God if I ever hear about the toilet seat again, I am going to install a urinal.