I just closed a profile I found in a site I have not visited since last summer.
I wondered why I was getting so much hate mail from some american women...it seems the mamagement keep recycling it for some reason.
Now on the other hand, when I placed the same profile on FSU women sites the positive response was overwhelming.
You try to figure why, lol...
"....About Me
I Make Friends With People of all Ages, But Prefer to Date Younger Women.
More Often Than Not I Am Away From The Computer Doing Other Things So I Typically Don't Get A Chance To Respond To IMs. If, After Reading My Profile, You Can Honestly Say That You Possess The Qualities That I Find Appealing In A Woman And Are Truly Looking For Something DIfferent Than What You've Been Meeting Out There And Want To Introduce Yourself To A Real, Quality Man, Then Email Me A Little Icebreaker Note About You And Please Include Your Physical Description Along With A Picture And I Will Contact You. If You Are Not Truly Compatible With The Qualities That I Find Appealling In A Woman, Does It Really Make Any Sense To Contact Me? And Don't Bother To Show Me Your Insecurity With Your Digs; I've Got Plenty Going On To Keep Me Busy And Entertained And I Have Better Things To Do Than Entertain Insecure, Incompatible Women. I'm Only Interested In Women Who Are Above Average In All Categories. ...:))
About My dream mate
A Single, Available, Woman from her late 20s To her late 30s Who Has Something Going For Herself And Is Her Own Person With Intelligence And A Great Sense Of Humor, Easy Going Nature (Not Interested In The Slightest In A Woman Who Likes To Argue About Everything or Makes it her Mission in Life to Change my Mind.), Possesses Numerous Talents, Very Diverse Interests, Great Taste In Dress And Decor, Long-Term Thinker With The Internal Motivation And Drive To Make Things Happen (A Doer Not A Talker), Neat And Organized In Life... Around The Home And Otherwise, Unselfishly Giving And Interested In Taking Care Of Her Man... (Not Into ME ME ME Types; But Don't Worry, It's Not All About Me Either...You'll Get Plenty Of My Attention!), Cute Face, Meticulously Clean Personal Hygiene, And A Bikini-Type Body (And When I Say A Bikini-Type Body, I Really Mean A Girl Who Can Jump Into A Bikini And Look Sexy; I'm Not Just Paying The Concept Lip Service!). Oh, And I'll Add The Obligatory: No Psychopaths, Druggies, Ghetto Drama, Or Bohemian-Type Fruitcakes (I Like A Woman Who Knows How To Use A Razor Thank You!) If You Always Wanted To Find A Tall, Handsome, Kind, Generous, Chivalrous (But Not Smothering), Intelligent, Self Made Guy Who's Earthy Yet Carries Enough Class And Tact To Get The Job Done, Who's Booksmart And Streetsmart, Who's A Multitalented Renaissance-Type Man With Many And Varied Interests To Keep Your Mind And Body On The Run With Him (Of Course I Like To Partake In All The Finer Things That Life Has To Offer Such As Dining Out, Nightlife, Travel, Culture, Etc.), Who Has A Great Sense Of Humor To Keep You Laughing, Who Can Cook, Who's Mechanically Inclined And Great To Have Around When Something Breaks Unlike The Plethora Of Helpless Metrosexual Male Types Out There Today, Who Has Great Taste In Dress And Decor, And Who Loves To Give Massages, Pamper, And Spoil His Lady, Then You Just May Have Stumbled Upon Your Dream Guy! Imagine That!
I must admit that by the time I placed that profile in the US site, I had absolutely no expectations whatsoever to find, meet and get it on with a domestic woman.
It was late summer, pretty much at the same that I was only corresponding with the 6 FSU finalists.
I am pretty sure that more than US woman had t oup their lithuim dose after reading it, lol...
The friggin' mirror had to crack on that line of BS!!!Jesus Christ!No Toad that was not a religious statement! You sure must have a ton of mirrors around your house!
Actually no, it is not...I'll even admit plagiarizing portions of it from a friend of mine who eventually gave up and went to Thailand to find a woman.
You mean to say that none of those American cookies knew how to use a razor? A straight edge maybe? It seems that FSU women like a more direct approach then our own women--or at least they are more accustomed to it. I know that this statement bothered some women-- If You Are Not Truly Compatible With The Qualities That I Find Appealling In A Woman, Does It Really Make Any Sense To Contact Me? And Don't Bother To Show Me Your Insecurity With Your Digs; I've Got Plenty Going On To Keep Me Busy And Entertained And I Have Better Things To Do Than Entertain Insecure, Incompatible Women. Oh,be so careful lillypad jumper--one of these days when you think you are alone and have the house to yourself, you will be caught wearing old oil stained sweat pants and a ragged work shirt,2 days of stubble on you face,and a Heineken in your hand,watching cartoons and carrying on. You will be accused of being an American!! You still play rugby? Ouch! A great game for gentlemen played by loutish bruisers! We called it "Smear the Queer" in school.
I just started reading this forum. I wish I would have discovered it months ago. You guys have answered a lot of questions for me.
Toad, concerning the profile you put up. Dude it was great. I loved reading it. I just wished I would have come up with it.