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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Magic phrases to discourage scammers Author Post GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 2:19:09 PM   If I had sprinkled these and others phrases like it in almost every letter I've sent or profile I've posted I probably would never had wasted much time finding more women like Lena. 1. I do not give, send or offer money to women I am not married to. Do not ask for it, suggest it or insinuate it under false pretenses. 2. I do not believe in internet love, even if I happen to like you and begin to believe in you. Only a real life meeting will decide that. 2. Women who play mystery games bore the pee pee out of me. I want to see current photos of you and your family regularly 4. Women who do not have a way to communicate directly and regularly with me have very little chance to catch, hold or keep my interest. 5. I'm looking for a good woman to be my wife, not a pretty one to be my ocassional mistress. 6. I hope you have shared your interest in foreign men with your immediate family because when I come to meet you I will want to meet them, as well. 7. I have no interest in buying real estate property in any eastern european country. 8. If you have never been to any western country, please keep an open mind to learn about it. Things are often not what and how the media and governments tell it. 9. The best way to show your interest in me is to ask me questions. I will do the same. 10. Please answer ALL my questions honestly if you're truly interested in me. 11. I do not smoke and if you do, let's not waste each other's time. I will never get used to it. 12. The woman who will win my heart takes pride in her homemaking skills. Yes, cooking and cleaning are homemaking skills to be proud of. 13. Western people enjoy laughter, it's good for the body and soul. Get used to it. It does not mean we're idiots. SoccerDad Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 3:58:25 PM   What does the laughter one infer? Do people in FSU not laugh? Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 4:12:22 PM   No, they don't. They're the most introvert unsympathetic shy bunch you'll ever meet, and only will laugh if you show them your willie. Of course they do SD, but their public behaviour is different than what you're used to. Casually smiling to total strangers is a no-no, and cracking a joke in public seems odd to them. Also, when you tell a joke everybody but you is supposed to laugh. Worse, if you do it 'ruins' the joke, so being blessed with a pokerface helps :) GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 5:42:40 PM   Soccer, Lena lived in MN 7 years ago as an exchange student. She learnt to laugh among the american people she lived with and after a few weeks had no problem smiling everywhere she went, like most people do whenever they're happy or simply content. After her stay was up and returned home, the immigration entry officer in russia would not stamp her passport to ler her through until "she wiped that stupid grin off her face". another story: When we met in this last march we took the train from Ekaterinburg to Tyumen, 4.5 hours ride. We shared the compartment with Wayne, a missionary from nebraska who's lived in Tomsk (Central Siberia) for 10 years with his wife and 5 children. In 2003, he took the his family back home to visit relatives and vacation. his wife was constantly mad at him because she assumed he was flirting and womanizing with all the store cashiers or bank tellers that they encountered. Took them weeks to remember how differently people do treat strangers in public. another one: Izi and I flew together from Frankfurt to Ekaterinburg on the same flight. We had a riot telling stories, laughing really loud and goofing around with the great Lufthansa crew. We were the only westerners on that plane outside of a few hard ass looking germans that were not looking to thrilled to be going to Siberia. Every time I walked up or down the isle I met facial russian scowls that seem to scream "What do you, stupid westerner, have to be so happy about? Are you on the wrong plane? did anyone tell you this one is landing in Siberia?" toad Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 5:49:47 PM   Toad, I'll bet grin would have disappeared if they told you it was landing in Serbia. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 5:55:09 PM   LOL..no shit!! nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 6:12:58 PM   I can relate to this story. I've always had this sixth sense when someone was staring at me. When Larissa and I were walking down the streets of Kiev one day. I stopped and asked her. Why the hell are all the people staring at us? She said they can tell an American a mile away, the way we walk, smile at people and laugh in public. She said this is not normal behaivor for men in her country. How boring, no wonder they want to leave Ukraine! LOL! Oops sorry about laughing! izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 6:13:41 PM   God they were a dour bunch. They were looking at us, it was embarssing. It is a good job we took the attitude "fuck 'em". It seemed to work somehow. Miserable buggers. izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/10/2005 6:15:57 PM   Nas I said exactly the same thing to Marina. Exactly. She said they know you are an American. I asked why and she said clothes, body language, the gum and the little flag stuck in my hat that was fluttering in the breeze. IceChaos Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/11/2005 1:04:32 PM   I was mistaken for a Russian many times. Not sure what that might mean. ice GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/11/2005 1:12:41 PM   It took a lot of hard work to make Lena crack a smile or a loud laugh in public. I tell you, they do not like doing it in outside their homes. Lena's mother asked me if I would consider living in Siberia...I answered: "Maybe if and when russians agree to smile and laugh in public." That made her laugh so hard that her sides were hurting till the next day. jmoluv Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/11/2005 2:05:35 PM   If you want to scare a FSU woman off tell her you do not like children or do not want any . Trust me it works. Also you can tell her you got a promotion to operate the deep fryer at McDonald`s. nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 1:08:18 PM   LOL JMO, or would you like fries with your order! But what the hell, there are probably many guys working at McDonalds that are good men and deserve a decent woman. I see the Forum Nazi's have struck again. Locking another thread!!! jmoluv Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 1:30:24 PM   Mike , Have you noticed how many senior citizens are working at McDonald`s ? The few told me they have too because they can`t afford to live on social security. Also plenty eat there also because the one dollar menu items is all they can afford. izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 3:13:08 PM   "If you want to scare a FSU woman off tell her you do not like children or do not want any . Trust me it works." This is a guaranteed method I have used it. I scared a 34 year old blonde sexy bombshell away with that just recently. Took off like a doodlebug. I have a lovely woman on Fiance that is probably going the same way. I found her after the first debacle with Marina. I resurected after Marina II. She is beeeeaaaaautiful, 34 and childless. It is a dead cert that as soon as I tell her I don't want a biological child I want to adopt she will bolt. Pity she is delicious and very sweet. I am really going to make an attempt to organize the chick fight. Now I am thinking mud. Chocolate anyone or syrup or maybe a giant tub of vegemite. This is going to tbe good :)) In the blue corner weighing at 113 pounds Svetlana from Vladivostock. In the red corner at a wopping 123 pounds Elena from Ekaterinburg. At the sound of the bell come out slippery. The winner get a slightly used and after he ahs watched this fight closely a slightly soiled English American called Steve. Better known as The Filthy Beast. A deciding match will then take place with The Filthy Beast taking part and this time with no clothes on. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 4:26:44 PM   Chances are the two chicks will hit it off great with each other, decide men from all over the world are FUBAR and decided to go lesbo, live together and get artificially inseminated at the same time so the can deliver their babies simultaneously while Don Kink, a.k.a Filthy Beast, a.k.a Steve watches in horror from the corner of the Lonely Hearts Club Band facilities. Amen toad nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 6:04:47 PM   JMO Socialist security was a bogus bag of horseshit from the Raw Deal of FDR. Now The Toadster here Could tell you whether or not I'm full of shit. I buy into some of Bush Jr's. Plan but not all of it.Take a 20,000 investment, what ever vehicle you decide to use and use a simple rate 5% for 20 years. Now include in this initial investment a $2000 a year contribution. after 20 years your return would be around $125,000. Now my current socialist security says I will receive around $1500 a month to live on at the time of my retirement. Yeah right, it won't be there, it's been pillaged for so long it is insolvent now. So at age 65 to 85 I would draw about $360000 if I lived to the age of 85. Interesting, only $360000 for a lifetime of work? I'm not taking in to consideration cola adjustments just using round numbers. Now this is what I did to support what I have contributed to my 401k which has done excellent the last 5 years. I've just dumped 20000 into a 11 month cd that I can rollover or move to some other investment instrument. Since I have a qualifying 401k I cannot use an IRA for a tax deduction, but I chose a Roth to invest the interest from the CD's for its tax free advantage. It's just some ideas I've played with. To make a long story short, I'm sorry for the people on Socialist Security, The Government sold them a bill of goods.Most of the same people they elected stole from this mysterious lockbox they were told would be there with plenty of cash. Now in my instance If I would have put $35.00 a week away for 46 years at an average of a 5.25% return I would have amassed $396000 for those 46 years payable immediately, not over the last 20 years of my retirement.The last thing anyone needs is the government handling their money. What has always bothered me about socialist security was in my parents instance. My father died at 58 and did not collect. My mother when she retired drew off of my fathers which was higher, they both contributed, so what happened to my mothers contribution? Why couldn't she claim both, they both put into it? My mother only drew Socialist security for 5 years then she passed away. Where is that money now? My Dad told me in the 60's when I was just an 11 year old punk, not to even think about socialist security because it wouldn't be there when I was ready to retire. Your heirs get nothing from Socialist Security, so it is better to find another route for your money. I feel for the people now on socialist security, but I don't have sympathy for them. It was their fault for not planning their own futures and letting Uncle Scam say, I'm from the government and I'm here to take care of you! ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 6:18:14 PM   Good Post Nas. spirittraveller Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 6:30:51 PM   I hope inflation does not rise between now and 2025,when I collect my 540 dollars a month. I just pray I can go on till 2035,so I can reap the full 1040 dollar a month benefit. I wonder if I should renounce my citizenship so I can get one lump sum,and move to Bishkek,where my money will be 1 USD=40 Som,and buy real estate GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 7:31:11 PM   You don't really think millions of baby booming americans are planning retirement in third world countries to enjoy the opportunity to flash all the cash the US government has produced for them after decades of forcibly taking, mismanaging and losing their contributions, do you? VERY accurate post, mike!! for those of you on a W2, increase your deduction to the maximum allowed immediately. otherwise, you're lending money to our good old uncle at the amazin reate of ZERO % until after April 15. toad Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Magic phrases to discourage scammers
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