I once had to go to my barber to get my teeth cleaned:)
My dentist said she was offended by the large amount of pubic Hair
stuck between my teeth :) and the smell of tuna. I tryed to tell her it was chicken but she would have none of that and sent me to the barbers.
okay ,
When we first got intimate she told me she did not know how to kiss .She said i had to teach her. Here she is 37 years old with a ten year old son. A woman who does not know how to kiss. Get real .I laughed right in her face. I asked her if she was the virgin mary in disguise .
This will make you laugh Toad, Every man might like to hear this but this might be the all time classic. Jeff , Oh my you are so big down there !!! I don`t know if we can go through with this . I laughed so hard i lost my hard on. LOL. She played completely lost on the sheets acting like she has never done this before. Yea right ?
You know Jeff she says as we are walking down the street. All the women are giving me looks of jealousy because i am with you.
Personally I am two :) oh whoops thats right I am the one who wrote the first
your offened Message, So what I am going to do is erase it.
I once had to go to my barber to get my teeth cleaned:)
My dentist said she was offended by the large amount of pubic Hair
stuck between my teeth :) and the smell of tuna. I tryed to tell her it was chicken but she would have none of that and sent me to the barbers.
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Now if I were you I probably would not read to many old posts
in here.
Mine was the truth also :) lol.
there's no readings in this forum, there's only writings.
Actually that's not even correct either, it's a collection of typings.
Those typings, in this case, are made by people who now tell you they're true also, however a 32 y/o guy surely will add a grain of salt?
If bits are isolated then even in the Yellow Pages there's filth to be found, but that does not make the book a black one, it remains the same informative thing it was.
On this point, seeing you're handy enough to open a new thread and copy & paste, what about a bit of writing yourself, for instance what info you're looking here for specifically?
And what, may I politely ask, gives you the idea that anyone here gives a flying coitus whether our posts offend the likes of anyone who does nothing but read without contributing with any thought, experience or idea to help others?
I am a right brainer,and not really sure I deserved that left handed compliment. But I bow to these decent guys in here,as I am still an FSU virgin. I will remember my time here fondly because of 3 people maligned previously,and many unmentioned others--- I haven`t got the facts,only some opinions, a couple scars,my guitar,and a hell of a lot of persistence. I do not know as much as I have forgotten. But when it comes to women--"I know a little `bout love and baby I guess the rest"
American32
I share your distate for the more purple prose but have learned that boys will be boys. You have to pass some of the fishy detritus through your own gills or expect to be hounded out the door, accompanied by a volley of squelchy tomatoes.
This is a chat room as well as an information source which means it carries all our human weaknesses in glorious Arial 10 point script. Makes it interesting at times but can gum up the works with 'irrelevant filler', especially on slow days, from the keyboard addicts.
Coming as you do from a 'bipolar' country where sleaze goes hand in hand with moral values and rudeness is seen as positively virtuous, I'd have thought you were used to it.
There are more actively 'policed' and less bruising watering holes. Try www.rwguide.com
OKM
I see you've learned the ropes pretty quickly. They'll be proud of you, son. ;-))
here we go again :)))))))
I just want to add, and repeat, that I consider 'bipolar' to be feminine bisexual, so I'm curious who's going to volunteer for 'double adaptor'... ;-)
First of all my fellow citizen, this is an international board. Many here are from other countries. If you are going to act like a "True American" man then you must first defend everyones right to free speech. Whether you approve of it or not. Many posts here I don't agree with and I have opined on many. They still have the right to post what they want. I take the comment to be retrained to act as an American man as an offensive statement. What american man is that, the one that burns his draft card or accepts socialism in his everyday life?Or one who lives in a draftless military and bitches about the war but does nothing but let others go to Iraq and Afghanstan in his stead? Or the American guy who puts material posessions above all else? The same american guy that has a family at home but a girlfriend on the side?Or the American guy who bitches about his government but is too damned lazy to go to the voting booth or to lazy to spend his precious golf time to support a cause? The same american man the supports the abolishment of the death penalty but supports the womans right to choice? The same american man who one moment is shaking your hand in friendship while stabbing you in the back with the other?The same guy who plays on this site, telling the women how wonderful he is and tells them he is coming and never shows up or goes over to bang a bunch of women without any intention of making them a spouse?
So American Man how will you retrain me? Will you teach me about God,Country and Family? Will you teach me about Duty to my country?Will you teach me about honor at all costs? I doubt it very much. I already had this teacher. My Father! So I don't need you to retrain me in anything. Especially on how to treat a woman with decency,kindness, love and fidelity!So if you don't like what is written here, get over it. Be an american man and change it. Don't come in threatening people with kicking their asses. Son don't go barking up a tree until you know what is up there. Your post is about as foolish as some of the things written in here. As for serving your purpose? What purpose is that? Do you want to know what it is like in Ukraine of some other part of the Former Soviet Union? If you have been there share your insights. There are many new guys here. But if all you want to do is inflame this forum, kindly take a walk! We have enough of those guys to go around.
QC I don't know where you get your misguided information but sleaze does not go hand in hand with my values. You must know too many liberal leftists in my country.