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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Good pick up lines or Bad ones Author Post ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 12:30:36 AM   1. Wanna go Halfs on a kid? 2. So you wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck Oh thats right you don't like pizza. 3. When I die and go to heaven your the first girl I want to see as I pass through the gates. 4. Put a dollar bill hanging out from the front of you pants and ask her do you know what this is ? she will say no. then tell her it's all you can eat for under a buck. 5. Say this one to a Lady who is riding a bike Sit on my face and peddle my ears :) 6. Hey hey you know what would look good on you? ME. 7. I wish I were you so I could make love to ME. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:15:41 AM   One, you need to spend more time writing to women and les time posting, lol toad ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:55:22 AM   Hey the cat Daddy (me) has them Starting to line up with my new super systems 7 right now another 7 in a few day's soon I WILL BE UP TO 400 Well maybe in the year 2022 they will be calling me the Cat Grand Daddy :) Besides you and Iz Hogged the good book and wont even take Bribes lol All my letters were licked Zipped and sent all like little ducks in a row I even talked to one of my lady friends for and hour or a little more tonight. Wow she is amazing I was smiling from ear to ear I have so much peep right now I might even sing you a little song :) ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:57:34 AM   Hell I might even walk to her house :) How far is Moscow from Wisconsin? geriatrix Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 10:01:29 AM   Ever tried: "If I say you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" ?? Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 10:55:38 AM   I knew you were Queer! :o) Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 12:39:18 PM   "You have beautiful hair. It will look on my pillow." Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 12:58:48 PM   HEY Geri - that was FUNNY !!!!!!! Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 1:01:27 PM   You sleep on your tummy? Mind if I do? ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 1:47:19 PM   This is Funny:) Here's a gay pick up line What does one gay man say to three of his friends in a bar? How about we tip that bar stool up side down and we all 4 have a seat") Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:37:33 PM   Before Dale chrips in ... ;-) Mind if I push back your stool? Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:40:31 PM   You kill me TD!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 2:59:19 PM   Come on Geri, your turn..... nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 6:39:09 PM   Would you like to dance Miss? No? Well I guess a blowjob is out of the question! nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 6:39:43 PM   Lock it down! I have offended myself now! izifaddag Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 7:06:49 PM   If you don't want sex would you mind holding still while I have some. Thanks. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 7:17:13 PM   you're all diseased, lol scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 7:41:10 PM   "Miss, if you lost your cherry, can I have the box it came it?" GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/14/2005 9:25:14 PM   For YOUR sake, i really reall really hope FSU ladies are not reading this post...LMAO!!! ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/15/2005 12:28:59 AM   I swear I never got a hard on Just staring at A lady fully Clothed. Is that a mirror I just seen in your pocket Because I could of just sworen I seen A reflection of me in your Jeans. Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Good pick up lines or Bad ones
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