Okay,I am having a little fun with this-and maybe you guys are going to think I am bonkers and losing my marbles. I am feverishly sick today, and in and out of hot/cold flashes,but will probably live to regret writing this. I have been theorizing based on my own history with American women. I have been with women whose names were Laurie,( two of them ) Kathy ( 2 also ),Kimberly,Wendy,Phany,Julie, Bonnie,etc.,etc. All ended badly. There was the teen love of my life whose name was Donna. She was my english teacher and 22 years older than me,and I was not ready to be a man. ANyway,I have decided to only consider women whose names end in the "ah" sound. Doesn`t this seem better then the sound of "ee". Eeeeeeeee! Ah is more like a sigh-a soft, consoling sound. So,all weakness for FSU women and obsessions aside,her name must be Ella,Natalia,Lyudmila,Julia, Oxana,or something similiar. Okay,I am awaiting my punishment!
That means you are concentrating on nearly all of the the women there because they all seemed to be named Olga, Svetlana, Ludmilla, Elena, Tatiana, Oksana, Marina, Irina or Larissa. I don't think they are allowed to name anyone over there unless it is from this approved list.
Personally I like Svetlana, Marina and Tatiana. Maybe you could just narrow down to those names and still have 50% of the female population to work with.
Just as long as she does not have that annoying EEEEEEEEEEEE in her name-Melan-eeeeeeeee Jod-eeeeeeeee Sherr-eeeeeeeeeee Yes--ahhhh sounds much much better. I knew I took those anti-anxiety drugs for a reason.Call me Blain-eeeeeeeee and I will have my cousin Brutus bend your stinger in half--horizontally