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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Just for fun Author Post Jdbenjamin66 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/21/2005 9:10:26 PM   At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a > > > > lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so > > > > old, Lou Anne decides that, after their wedding, > > > > she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, > > > > because she is concerned that her new but aged > > > > husband may over-exert himself if they spend the > > > > entire night together. > > > > > > > > After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares > > > > herself for bed and the expected knock on the > > > > door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens > > > > and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready > > > > for action. They unite as one. All goes well, > > > > Morris takes leave of his young bride, and she > > > > prepares to go to sleep. > > > > > > > > After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock > > > > on her bedroom door and it's Morris. Again he is > > > > ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Lou > > > > Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds > > > > are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond > > > > goodnight and leaves. > > > > > > > > She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you > > > > guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the > > > > door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for > > > > more action. > > > > > > > > Once again they enjoy each other but, as Morris gets > > > > set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I > > > > am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can > > > > perform so well and so often. I have been with guys > > > > less than a third of your age who were only good once. > > > > You are truly a great lover, Morris." > > > > > > > > Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and > > > > says, "You mean I was here already?" > > > > > > > > > > > > Alzheimer's - it has its advantages!! geriatrix Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/21/2005 9:48:53 PM   Alzheimer's jokes are much funnier in university than in retirement homes. -not exactly sure why. ?? Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Just for fun
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