Gentlemen, I have been writing to a gal from kherson for a few weeks. So i bought a tour package and will be going to see her in sept... She says I will have to pass the "tests" so she will know if i am a worthy husband.. anyone here know what the "test" may be..?
Regarding your question directly. What is this test shit? You have to be kidding me right? She has to pass your test my friend not the other way around. I had a litle 'test' played on me as all the older members of this forum are aware of. Let me put it this way we aren't together anymore.
I don't want to come off like a bad guy here but facts are facts. Here is what I offer:-
Citizenship to both Eurpoe and the United States. An apartment twice the size if not 3 times the size of her place. Hot and cold running water ALL the time. Not to mention love for the rest of her life with a sincere, faithful husband and father to her children if there are any.
What test? She has to pass my test. Don't put up with any of that crap Viva that is basic nonsense. If you are willing to tolerate that find an American wife and save the money of going.
LOL!!!!! my thoughts exactly... another reason i bought the tour!! if this chick flakes... i believe she will. I will get to spend the week at the local agency hanging with other girls. If that don't fly... i'll do some sightseeing and chalk it up as a learning experience!!
"Gentlemen, I have been writing to a gal from kherson for a few weeks. So i bought a tour package and will be going to see her in sept... She says I will have to pass the "tests" so she will know if i am a worthy husband.. anyone here know what the "test" may be..?"
If I were you I wouldnt care about any test. Just be yourself and if she doesnt like then she doesnt pass the "test"... If youve been there before then you know that there are MANY options... You have the upper hand here hehe because supply and demand, your on demand so do not be intimidated.. Be yourself and find one that fits you... Test pfffffft!
I shall be in Kherson from 4th Sept to 18th. We can hook up when you arrive for a while. By then I fully expect to have found a woman that I will be with all the time. Here is the phone number of Kherson Pearls. They are my handlers while I am there so they will give you my cell phone number. Yes I will have my own phone but right now I don't know what the number will be. Natalya/Narasha will tell you anything you want to know.
Natalya D. Polischuk
Regarding your sightseeing option. Wrong!! :)) There is a reason I picked Kherson and it isn't just the advice of friends. One of whom has just come back and is off again Monday and my Ukrainian friend Sergey.
Kherson is known as the City of Brides. This is because there are about 2 or 3 women for every man. This is a fact. It is partially due to the industry there - a left over from Soviet times. It was designated a town to produce textiles. This is considered womens work and so the place was flooded with women and it has sort of stayed that way. I don't know exactly what tour you are going on but I fully expect to be up to my armpits in women from the mondya when I am conscious until I say stop I want to spend the rest of my time with this one. I have also been seting up women myself througn Fiance and EWM. It is hardly a place for sight seeing there is nothing there. It is a 2.5 dodgy drive to Odessa and we all know what happened to JMO's relative right?
Oh I forgot. No I have not been to Ukraine but I have been to Russia and I am a very experienced international traveller so this will just be another sticker on my suitcase. I am looking forward to it and just wish I could go for another week.
Looks like we have much in common iz. I am taking the tour through ukrainetx, they are going to have me camped out at Khersons pearls for the whole time i am there. After reading a ton of threads on this site, i think i made the right choice (with the exception of the girl im writing to) Im thinking she needs to be jettisoned immidiatly. Sounds like theres too many fish in this sea to be stuck on one overly possesive and jealous girl. Yes i did read about JMOs relative. I dont really drink and really aint a club type of guy as a matter of fact i dont even think i will venture out after sundown by myself. i have been many places too and am sort of a seasoned traveler. never had probs traveling b4 being as i stick to my above stated rules.
Great, you and I are on the same track and my bud Jay will be there just before us. It will be one after the other.
Regarding your girl. First there is nothing wrong with the jealous thing. I like having the attention. It is nice within reason. Mind you I have seen something with my own eyes with a friend that would make your hair curl. It kind of has to be that you are jealous and possesive because I ALLOW you to be. Once again I got this with Marina and , well, we aren't together now.
I wouldn't be so quick to jettison this byrd. Wait until you meet her then decide. All I am saying is don't take any crap. Like you say there are fish in that there sea.
Forget about JMO's realtive. From everything he told me that guy was a jerk. He was asking for it. As for nightclubs there are afew according to my buddy. Quite safe and ok now and then. There really isn't anything else to do and the girls might really enjoy it. I am willing to make a fool of myself for a while.
KP isn't actually an office type agency. It is run out of an apartment. It is alll done via the phone and taxis from what I can make out. Door to door stuff. Superb service if you ask me.
Ah! Izi my friend there is a test we must pass. The biggest test to most of these girls is if we actually get off the plane! Many of these girls have had so much smoke blown up there ass by men, it is the basic test they look for. These ladies in Ukraine are pretty damn sharp and they know what they are looking for long before you show up, most of the problem is they don't show up. Keyboard Romeos to the max!! As far as I am concerned the Ukrainian women top all of them in my humble opinion!! Yes I
am very biased thank you!
Viva...did I read it correctly you will be using the KP folks while in Kherson? If you are, drop me a note, but make it quickly as I am heading back there come Monday (for 2 weeks). Izi has already given you a heads up and I just want to make sure you go with as much info as possible. I was there for 20 days in June and the KP folks are not what you expect from an agency. They are a very small agency, relaxed, friendly and dependable, at least that has been my experience.
Being small does not mean lack of women. They do concentrate on the client as they like to handle only one or two being in Kherson at the same time.I did it very different than what Izi is planning and in looking back I wish I would have done it that way also. I am just glad I had a back up plan, even though it was a very small one, but still glad I did have one. Turned out just fine; the reason I am going back.:). I can honestly say I am glad I used KP. Here are some of the things you can look forward to: cab fares $2 to $3. Meals inexpensive; about $30 for 3 people (with wine) and this is in the above average restaurants. Translator about $5/hr, (well worth it as she has a wealth of info about restaurant and the sorts)and please do not forget that if you do get the translator she gets to eat with you, same bill. And after the meal, you need to send her home in a cab. I guess what I am trying to say is that even though things are very inexpensive there are lots of little expenses that do add up, but who is counting? Ahem!
By the way, the food is good and the local beer will do just fine, thank you.
Lots of luck!
Gentlemen... Being as i am new to this whole ukraine gig. I did look at all agencies who offer tours quite closely. This ukrainretx place looked like the best not because there are the biggest or most well established joint on earth. It is their approach... They work with a handful of small agencies in kherson and i will get to spend some time visiting all. but the whole emphasis of this tour is screening screening screening! We men are are given the full anal probe before even being allowed to even go. The tour director grilled me for well over 2 hours on the phone. I understand there will only be 3 of us on this tour and all the others were rejected. Accourding to the director this screening is also given to the girls and the pool of "qualified " candidates is not so big. True...?... I dunno... We will see! this tour is also SIGNIFICANTLY less that all the others so I think i do not have much to lose by just giving a looksee.
Q: Why do the ladies on your site prefer a foreign guy?
A: As we have told before Kherson is a city of "brides", that means that the great part of population in our city are women. Nearly for one man we have two or three women (that's because of our the so-called women's enterprises - the biggest in Ukraine Cotton Integrated Plant, large factories and much more).
That maybe true Izi, but just take a walk down the seaside in Yalta, a man can injure himself there from self inflicted whiplash. Tons of single women walking all over the place. If I hadn't found Larisa, I think Yalta might be the best kept secret in Ukraine. At least it is a target rich environment! From most places in Ukraine it is only about a 60 plane ride there. I would definately reccomend the trip plus Sevastopol and Simferopol is only a 200 grivna cab ride away.