Well I am here and enjoying myself in Kherson. There are 1 or 2 women here. I cannnot ythink of anything easier than hooking up with a beautiful lady here.
I now have a new hobby. Standing on the balcony and trying to look down the blouse of women passing underneath. It seems to be going quite well. Actually I think the women are cooperating.
I have had a meeting with 2 women yesterday and they were gorgeous. I was also told I was good looking and handsome. Now I am having dificulty getting in the door to my apartment because my head has swelled up.
Thinking of trying out the vodka / beer escapade again to make sure it wasn't just a fluke!!
It is cheaper than Russia and this method of finding a lady is by far the best way. Kherson Pearls are to be HIGHLY recommended and have completely cooperated with my wishes. Today I meet someone I met through EWM and tonight with one of their ladies. The phone they have loaned me is invaluable and the interpreter is great (in more ways than one, needle noddle noo!!) she is the arch type leggy blonde!!!! She is about 8 feet tall and I would like her to use me in any way she feels fit.
I like the women, the weather, the city, the women, the apartment and the women. Not necessarily in that order. Food is good too. Try the John Howard pub, menu in English, Roman speaks English and it isn't expensive.
Izi over and out from Kherson. :))
Great to see you are alive and kicking! Can't wait till you come back so we can talk in messenger again.. I am so curious about how things turn out for you!!! WIsh you all luck buddy! PS! My woman is coming here saturday... beat that if you can.. lol
Stay away from the John Howard pub, you can find cheaper places and the food just as good or better :). Try the Ukrainian restaurant same side of the street, about 3 blocks down. They also have the menu in English and the guy knows you need the English menu....he can tell right away you are a visitor. Even better yet, try the little place around the corner from the wine store. Very inexpensive food and good tasting. Just follow the locals there. Food and beer for lunch...less than $3!
As for watching the ladies, get off the balcony and get your ass acroos the main street in front of Lenin's statue/square. Just sit there and watch them go by. You'll be much closer to them and they to you....who knows, luck may be on your side that day. WHat am I saying? luck has nothing to do with it, it is just a matter of odds and the odds are very good!
Enjoy :)
Sooooo pictures prove nothing !!!
Yesterday I met the famous lady in red. I only have one thing to say
Woof!!
Those pics were not recent. She was rough in person. Complete with wart on the nose!! She did come across intelligently though. Good questions and a very sensible viewpoint about everything. Very honest I think.
Today I meet another one of mine and 2 from the agency.
I like the John Howard pub/bar/whatever. They like me. I get to tip generously and be a bigshot. My head has grown even bigger.
I am going to try the chicken place though and the other Ukraine restaurant.
I like the Ukraine beer it is very good. I have not touched vodka or as they say on Star Trek 'wodka'.
I explained my escapade to my interpreter Anna and she said of course, she knew all about the thing with beer and vodka. She refrained from calling me an idiot but I could tell she was thinking it. That is ok because I am thinking things about her also.
So far I think Ukraine is better than Russia. Haven't met any women yet that match up to Marina. Therefore I am continuing. Mind you it also has to be said that I haven't met any psychos either so it is a case of swings and roundabouts - you can't have everything but I am trying.
Right, I am going outside now to look at women. It isn't as good as looking down their blouses but wiggle watching is definitely a close second.
Incidentally I had a 'date' with a beautiful girl on Monday. She had great bosomy substances that were hanging out. Very healthy girl.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to have a sensible conversation across a table with an interpreter in tow with a beautiful girl sitting across from you with her attributes hanging out??
I guarantee you will look. How the hell do you concentrate in a situation like that? Oh that sexy little black lacy bra...........
Oh God help me!!
I am going outside I have work to do.
Izi
Did your connection via Kiev go OK ??? It is a shame you cant see Kiev for a couple of days. Anyway - keep looking. The lady in Red you mention above - is she the one I have seen a photo of ???
Izi... I really like you thats why Ill tell you...find a woman who speaks english, if you dont belive ME... I can give my boyfriends e-mail and he exclains why its nessesery!
Fluent English is not totally necessary though. But yes - good communication is a must. I learnt that lesson with my first lady from Samara. One thing is for sure - these FSU women are very intelligent and quick to get a grasp of the lingo !!!
Good on you Izi, nice to hear a report from the front line. Even if you don't find "The One" it sounds like one hell of a holiday! The Ukraine girls really knock me out,they leave the West behind..
I thought you were more of a "looking up the skirt" type, not standing on the balcony "looking down the blouse" kind a guy... lol
Anyway, way to go.. but I believe you would have more hits on your search for the right one if you step down on the street and talk to them... Just ask for directions.. it worked for me.. lol
Counting the hours now.. only some 60 hours left till I can kiss her on the airport here in Norway. It will be her third visit here since June! And this time she will stay for a while, and if we can find her a job she will stay permanently! Not because I need her to work, but because she say she will be hard to live with if she has nothing to do... undrestandable, I would also climb the walls if I had to stay at home every day... Life is wonderful!
Good luck izi, I know you are a great guy, I believe the women also will see that in you!
Maxi
The connection in Kiev was no problem. I was tired but it wasn't that hard. The lady in red - woof woof and double woof!!!!!!!!!
Annika
Couldn't agree with you less. Marina was fluent in English and it was a disaster. This Tanya I wrote to and met last week was an English teacher. Also a liar with deceptive photos. Yes folks another dog with a decent picture. PLUS I have met a lady that I have settled on who is wonderful and cannot speak English. She is starting to learn. Just as I suspected it is better to not discount anyone because of language. You could miss a diamond. Ileana and her little boy are great and I shall be returning to see them again. This time she will have some English. More to follow on this one. Right now Izi needs a napbreak.
Nas
Good point and one I am taking seriously being as I have started applying for taxi driving jobs.
NOR
I am doing what I can ok? Ogling women is an art form and each man has his own uniquie way. However wiggle watching is starting to become habit forming and I am worried about arrest.
It is probably all going to come to a tragic end though as I think I have met the one and she is as happy about this as I am. Sad part is that I will have to wear blinkers.
Viva
Yes your UkraineTx bloke is here - Chris isn't it? They tossed me out of my apartment for him (I think). He has 9 guys with him and they are stashed all over Kherson. I told KP you are coming but they are a little confused. That was a bloody good apartment too!! The one I have now sucks!!
Can't recommend Kherson Pearls and Kherson enough. It really is the City of Brides it isn't a joke. There are indeed about 3 women to every man here. It is absolutely true. The streets are full of Cosmo models. Any one of them puts an American woman in the shade. In response with GM, Nas and Maxi yes you are right I agree with you the Ukraine girls really do knock you out. I am afraid my Russian visa is going to expire without getting any use. Marina and this trip have cured me.
I have hooked up with the most unspoiled, beautiful, wonderful woman I have ever met in my life and she has the most adorable little boy that God ever put breath into. I'm done put a fork in me.
I give Ukraine 2 thumbs up!!!
I will be coming back to see Ileana as quickly as I possibly can!!!!
Izi go nap now - talk to you all later.
Outstanding! Izi. Glad things are working out for you. I am glad you agree with me in regards to Kherson Pearls. You know I have been keeping my head below radar and monitoring this forum quietly, but now that the cat is out of the bag it is time for me to also give them the credit they deserve. They are good and able to do this because they are very small, with a very personilized laid back service, at a reasonable price. I think of them more as friends than a owner/client relationship. They are not set up to handle the masses nor do I think they want to, and this is good!
When I first went there (Kherson) and used them in early summer I had a predetermine mind as to what I was looking for. They helped me open my eyes and I thank them for it. I found that special lady, went back for a second trip, and I am now planning on going back in October. Just finished talking with my lady Elena and she is practically begging me to come see her next month! What else could a guy ask for? Her paperwork has been submitted and last week I received the 1st "notice of action" from USCIS.
Izi, as for the wiggle watching and getting arrested; get yourself an icream bar by the corner, that way you look less conspicuous when you stand there drooling.
Call me when you get back :)
All is well!!
Tonight Russian movies and Russian dinner in my apartment with translator and she who is the focus of my attention. Last night we had a small meal in the park and she wore a red dress that was absolutely to die for. She said she had some long red gloves to go with it and I promised that if all goes well she will get an opportunity to wear them at a beautiful restaurant in Miami.
Pills, I need my pills!!
Seriously all goes well and I am glad I came to Kherson and have used KP. Just wish I had a bit more money and time so I could go to Crimea with Elena. Maybe next time we will go to Turkey or Egypt. If anybody has any information about this please cough it up.
Izi
Just me checking in again.
If any of these women try to tell you that the best Sherlock Holmes is Russian try not to laugh!!
I endured Hound of the Baskervilles last night and had to keep from laughing.
However we got a whole bunch of food from a deli just around the corner from where I live. We had a ton of different foods a lot were typical Ukranian foods. I liked everything.
Interesting patties made from pork. Really good and different desserts. Sucky baklava but not bad with coffee.
I seem to be doing well over here and soon Viva will be here. I can't wait to return.
Off to either meet parents OR museum today. Meeting parents might be an ordeal but we will see.
Izi