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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > THE JOKE'S ON YOU.. Author Post Sergey Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/25/2006 11:07:04 AM   5 men die and ascend to the 7th heaven, a place reserved for those from places of wealth. While waiting to pass thru it's gate, they chated: NORWEGIAN: Near her delivery, my wife and I got 2-year paid leaves from our employers. WEST EUROPEAN: Even when I didn't have a job, I had a welfare check coming. PERSIAN GULF ARAB: My government gave me a multi-story building on EZ monthly payments. I rented it's shops and apartments, and lived off the difference. CANADIAN: I had free healthcare. AMERICAN: SOB's couldn't even issue an earned fiancee visa (free to government). danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/25/2006 2:59:00 PM   During a visit to the USSR, an American was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with hell. He spoke briefly with the devil, and the call cost him 27 cents. When he came back home, he found out that this same service was now available in the US too. He tried it again and received a bill for $2,000. He was distressed. - How come?! The same call only cost me 27 cents in the USSR. - Well, said the operator. Over there it is a local call. Sergey Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/26/2006 11:15:46 AM   You're right Martin 1990s were a hell for all of FSU as they transitioned from socialism to capitalism, especially for the 40+, who had lived their entire lives in socialism. Under Putin, Russian is improving. When I got my citizenship in 1990, I was surprised to see that majority of US citizenship recepients were from UK. Later that year, I visited England for the first time. Every step I took at Victoria train station, I displaced trash. Same for elsewhere. My last visit to England was in 2003. The country had improved considerably. danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/26/2006 3:40:27 PM   Ouch, what was that? Oh, it was a prick :) AJ Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/27/2006 4:19:01 PM   After the Gulf War I, a lot of sheiks donated malls and what not to UK to thank them for reclaiming Kuwait, when it was the US ambassador to Iraq, April Glaspie, who gave Saddam the green light to attack Kuwait to begin with: "we have no opinion on the Arab-Arab conflicts, like your border disagreement with Kuwait." LadyJane Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/27/2006 4:19:50 PM   You know, you guys turn everything to politics. JamesBlonde Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/28/2006 7:00:17 PM   Sergey, AMERICAN: SOB's couldn't even issue an earned fiancee visa (free to government), is heck of a lot better than AMERICAN: SOB's shipped me to Iraq. Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > THE JOKE'S ON YOU..
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