Ive seen it before Martin
Your looking through profiles (just to check it out for the guys)
You find one that your not sure about and think, I'll send her a message and check her out for sure....
You get chatting
One thing leads to another..... you know how it goes
Its a slippery slope:)
By all means ask with admin, admin you have my permission, to divulge if either I am currently, or have been for a long time, subscribing to fiance.com and/or communicating with any ladies on fiance.com.
I just ocassionally click on 'last week' and I just happened to notice a 29 y/o 'beauty' with private email. They are so obvious to spot, on fiance.com 'private email' is a starting point but an almost 30 y/o looking like that and proclaiming to be single, come on, the odds are on that she would either be divorced or a hooker :)
After 5 years of browsing profiles in search of my lady, I thought I had retired in April 2004, but then I had a second wind during the winter 2004/2005, if I do browse any profiles now it is merely out of picking the fraud profiles.
I've never spoken about the personal relationship I have with my wife and I'm not about to start now but we have something 'so special' that you wouldn't believe it, indeed if you told me that you had the same then I'd probably call you a liar had I not experienced the same myself.
It still seems like an alcoholic working in a brewery to me.
Whatever dating sites you are on, does not interest me. I am not like that, I prefer women.
I can see that you would be jealous, but I dont think its on, you coming on here, making disparaging comments about my future wife. I think we are going to be good together.
I dont come on here making such comments about your wife.
Whatever you might think, attractive women do like to have a man in their lives.
Its damned hard enough finding an attractive woman about 30, without you getting admin to take the good ones away.
Does anyone object if I go off at an angle from this discussion ? No oh good here goes,, Martin mentions the word hooker so I thought you might all like to know the original use of the term. In England certainly as far back as the middle ages a hooker was a thief, they used a shepperds crook, a stick with a hooked end, to pull things from peoples windows etc, clothes usually, hence the word crook for thief and the term by hook or by crook :)) There now you are all as wise as I am and I shall have to learn something else interesting to keep ahead:)) Sorry if you already knew.
Come on Martin tell the truth and shame the devil you used the term hooker as per the American meaning in just the same way as you have just used the corruption "kinda" :)) your letting the side down old man..
Adman iam back returned from another jaunt - had a ball mate ! Australia to russia collected the damsell of to thailand loas - stayed awhile - then sent her back to russia . what a trip.
Great way to finish off the year - hell iam not sure how she coped with thai tarts ! she was a bit amazed.
So what scandel has taken place whilst ive been cigaring it around the countries?
Iam going to have to find myself a bigger income lol lol - one that keeps up with lifestyle ( what was it that flynn said ? any man whom dies with 10k still in the bank is a failure lol lol ) ohh he had style !
At this rate il not die with 10 cents in the bank lol lol...hows martin all quiet on the western front my sun ??have you kept em in check ???
Adman i must admit i did sneak off a couple of times and like a good patriotic tourist i did sample a few hmm thai ladies only to return to hotel to a ( where have you been darling ?? i answered nowhere dear i just went out to get my ''hat popped '' lol lol lol --she didnt get it ----------thank god !
We done a lot touring around Pattaya - nightlife brothels ohh i love em --seen 4 russian girls sitting ever so idle in a room of ill fame ---they were getting no business -
sweetheart chatted them and we soon worked out why they were idle
(a) 3 of 4 were rough diamonds and past it - the 4th one was a good sort but still they got no business ( trying to compete with thais that il happily spend a whole night with you for 1000 baht = 30 bux the russians were trying to get 3000/ 5000 for 2 hours .
sweetheart explained to them whence in rome you can only charge the price of the romans - good birds though i felt a bit sorry for em so i slipped em $50 ea ahh what the hell .
I was though abhored at the fact one bird mentioned she wanted arab customers my god i near fell over --------hell who'd want a stinking arab gropping yu good god - you would have to be pretty desperate ay .
I told her wake up to herself ( where is your pride ) - these girls were leaving thailand about same time we were admittedly rather dissalutioned by the wasted trip airfairs --they had a view to making a quid --they failed miserably --guys go to thailand for the thai sweethearts .
It seemed they did not realise that .
My girl was amazed the girls had bothered to go so far for zero ! sex in thailand its free half the time anyway !
I DOUBT WE SHALL RETURN TO THAILAND the joints a commercialised ripp off they too money orietated the thais !
If you guys think our russian's il cost you a quid get roped in with the thais you end up drunk buying em gold - mums sick they all want new shoes --etc etc etc - having been thier 3 times its ever obvious hey ----------we get a far better deal with our russian girls - thais are bleedin money 25 hours of the day makes yu sick .
Good sorts but you know at the end of every conversation $$$ involved --thailand stays have cost me far far more than i could ever go through in russia . and bangkok is a dump .
Iam glad sweetheart has now spent decent time in thailand she said it was ok but you know --must be somewhere better?
I did have an altercation with a drunken groping turk in a bar in phuket with my girl --he seen blond he went all stary eyed decided he was going to help himself -well i had news for him --it was all bad and he found out the ''toilet door did not swing'' they must be suicidal the turks ''to even think they can touch an aussie mans woman'' forbidden fruit ay !!! --my god what do they teach them at school ?
cheeky dirty errrr --it was a thing ! why do they let them loose .
Had to give him bit of a serve he'd lost his manners --whoops sorry they aint born with any are they .
it beats me how such slime is alowed into countries ay ?
so all goes good - the russian spent birthday in thailand enjoyed - il trot her off to Egypt next trip i think il do that in february !
ADMAN i think my sweetheart looks better with age - said to me darling my god me now 27 get old i said your joking look georgous even in a chaff bag lol lol - me at 49 is gettin on.
hey visit a place in bankok called the harrem - i snuck away to that place for 6 hours believe me its the best 2000 baht you'l ever spend you'l get turned inside out - i let sweetheart go shopping on her own - into the harem i went all yu hear is ''darlink 'me yours today yes -------''ohh go on then'' i said man only lives once lol lol..
the harem ohh god !!!slurp !
Gidday Mike, thats gotta be the funniest trip report Ive ever read:)))
Dont worry about running out of money mate, you know its going to drop off before Xmas
Your as crazy as a cane toad.
Agree with you about those Thai girls, all just leaches everyone.
And how can you compare a Russian girl with a Thai. When I took my Russian honey there, all their eyes popped right out of their heads. You could line up all the women in Thailand and my Russian was worth ten times the lot of them.
I did have a foot scrub (recommended) and thats all they good for.
Hey. You know what you are going to find in Egypt dont you?
Thats right, Arabs. Have a good trip:)))
Good to hear from ya
Adman my girl has just sent me latest photos modelling agency in moscow they were done last friday -under your hat mate il send you 2 to view if you like --yes and i found the same in thailand they ogled at her all day --thais are nice but man wont they bleed yu to death .
All these blokes whinge about losing $100 to a crooked russian truth is she probly needed it to eat anyway ---- but i mean hell -thais dont have loyalty man we dont know how well off we are --my mate went thailand he dont drink / smoke just a root rat and bit of a god botherer mate they fleesed him for $7000 aud in 8 days --woke up robbed left in gutter in chaig mai all sorts of nasties --all he heard was ''BAHT DARLINK '' MORE BAHT !!!
evil witches good sorts amongst em --the russians there were a scream poor bitches could not make two bob ay --try as they may ---the cheepskate tourists would not slip em a dollar -------mungrels tourists are ay .
yes my girl got 1000 looks -----whats yu email il send you her latest keep to yourself though
yes i know in arabia mate --iam just waiting for one of those dirty arabs to grab her on the arss --ohhhh won't i go off ---two bob bedoins ay .
i got a foot rub two plus extras did me over 3 times for $20- ohh go on then i thought --he he he .
mate there were several other russian girls arrived from moscow same plane as sweetheart --she was real friendly with em i greeted her ---- darling i see you have brought extras for me -----ohh she got a bit fired up MO SHE SAID -- passed her bag and said --TAKE IT !! yes dear !
i had a good time --yes the thais really dont know what to make of such women seen russians and thai girls pole dancing ohh aint that something you died and went to heaven ohhhh--i need a holiday from the holiday i came back all shagged out dragged my sorry arss through the customs --i took one look at the customs guy you know the do- wells i said -out of my way -ive got to sleep --get out of my way --they didnt hassle me ay .
In damascus i was with darling in september just 2 days some greasy arab offered me camels for the blond --me loving a bargain i said to him how many ohhh he said 9 --hmm 9 camels i looked at darling i said dear its my golden opportunity in life to own 9 camels worth 3500 $ ea ---she said you wouldn't ???? ohh i dunno i said 9 x 3500$ is money --i said dear the only reason your coming home with me is cause i cant find a way to get 9 camels on a 737 ---i was just joking you know .
she near went all teary on me ----then i tossed in the aussie saying i said to the bloke .
mate if you can find me a gearbox for a 61 valiant we got a deal lol lol lol -the russian did not giggle --no sence humour ay ??