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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > The Damsel and the Knight Author Post kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/15/2007 4:38:33 PM   A Knight was wandering a foreign Land, riding his bay horse, when he met a beautiful Damsel. She had black hair, large green eyes, a bewitching smile. "Wow," the Knight thought "who cares if she is 8-kg overweight with respect to her fiance.com profile?" The Damsel and the Knight started to talk about themselves, their lives, their jobs. "Yes," the Knight said "I am a Knight. It's a tough work, but someone's got to do it." "How cool!" the Damsel exclaimed "How courageous and smart you are!" The Damsel talked about her activities in the Castle, the embroidery, the long hours spent playing the harp. The Damsel promised the Knight that they would meet again the next day. The next day The Damsel and the Knight met again. The Damsel was even more smiling to the Knight. Wow! The Knight's heart was beating so fast! She asked him to visit her again in her Land, and asked the Knight to prepare all the necessary parchment to invite her to visit him in his Land of Milk, Honey, and Lasagne. The Damsel and the Knight kissed on each other's cheeks and promised to send epistles to each other. Back to the Castle, the Damsel was overcome by doubt: "As far as I know," she thought "Knights are not famous for their wealth. I shall ask my lady-in-waiting for advice." Her lady-in-waiting confirmed that Knights can have many qualities, but extraordinary wealth isn't usually among them. After a few days, the Knight received the Damsel's epistle: "I am sorry, my Knight, you are such an interesting man, but I do not think that I shall be happy with you". GeminiDreams Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 2:36:52 PM   Should have been a Viking! danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 3:08:33 PM   Ah, but Norwegian Vikings aren't EUish :) kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 4:09:14 PM   Nonetheless, they have a Scandinavian passport. danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 4:46:12 PM   I once had a Benelux passport. kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 5:14:08 PM   Were you a Walloon or Flemish citizen? danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 5:38:45 PM   I was a Flem, then I was a Burger, then a summer as a Cloggy, before becoming a Burger again. Hey, there's no 'Burger King' in Burger Land, McDonalds have bought up the franchise to prevent semi decent Burgers entering the country. So if someone from Rome is called a Roman then what do you call someone from Tito? kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 5:59:31 PM   Titan, no doubt about that. How about someone from Tartu? danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 6:13:34 PM   So you wouldn't call them a 'Tit' then? :) I guess someone from Tartu is called a 'Pudding' :) I still sometimes experience problems going thru Amsterdam airport, it seems the Burger's are still after me but they don't seem to understand that their cosy little Benelux agreements are now not recognised under EU'ish law. kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 6:23:01 PM   Is someone from Assen an Ass???? danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 6:28:51 PM   Have you ever heard of 'Eastenders'? http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/ You go figure it out, 'Assenders' has quite a ring to it :) kingarthur Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 6:37:59 PM   Darn! I missed the Orangutan Diary on BBC One! danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/16/2007 6:52:42 PM   And what do you call someone from BBC1? A 'B one head' (Bonehead) :) Sxvz Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/17/2007 2:56:43 PM   has this bloke martin got a life? i was on here three years ago i pop back again he is still here!!! danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/17/2007 3:54:02 PM   Sxvz, You need to get your facts straight before opening gob. I was never on this site 3 years ago, you're the one that needs to get a life and is there any harm in me enjoying a little 'banter' with kingarthur? Don't you have humour in your sad and miserable life? Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > The Damsel and the Knight
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