Emily's response to me writing to her ad on Yahoo Personals:
Hello Joe! Thanks that was not too lazy and has written to me on minee-mail. Joe, I shall not begin to beengaged in banal advertising of own merits and demerits but if you cheerful and good-natured the man I believe, that we shall easily find common language and we shall make friends. At least, I am adjustedpositively and always I welcome new acquaintances. And if the personto me is nice, I am glad to such acquaintance doubly. As work andpractically full absence a free time have literally deprived with mean opportunity of acquaintance to the man. And if you will decide tolook after me the vacant place is for the present free.:) And still Ihope that you does not confuse that I live in Russia. As in view of myprevious experience all dialogue interrupted on this moment. And I hadto improvise that though somehow to strike up new acquaintance. I,certainly, understand, what the distance will not allow us to sit inthe evening in cafe, but unless it is an occasion to not have the kind friend? Everything seems also, that I wanted you to inform. And atparting I want to tell, that it will be pleasant for me, if we shallchoose the informal form of dialogue. I have in a kind dialoguewithout superfluous pathos. The unique request Joe if I shall interest you I warn at once, I not a supporter of virtual sex. And inthe rest, I am ready to communicate on any interesting themes. And, probably, the most important, I am single. And you? I have in a kind,you are free? Only answer me, please, this question extremely fairly. Have agreed? Because I not absolutely understand, how the man can havetime to be engaged in washing of linen, cleaning in the house and tonot die thus with famine. In my opinion female hands here to not dowithout. Or you are valid with all it consult? And in general tellabout itself. About your work, hobbies and private life, if it not asecret certainly. I now shall attach the best photo to the letter, andI hope for a mutual exchange. I believe, that so it will be much morepleasant to us to communicate. Joe, I shall wait your answer. Goodmood and successful day.:) Bye! Emily.
My response to her email:
Are you really in Omaha? You sound Russian but your name doesn't sound Russian!
Emily's response to my email:
Joe, you have decided, to not disappoint me? Very lovely from yourparty. I do not want to flatter you, but I admit, that to me simply fatally did not carry with acquaintances in the Internet. Or the deranged sexual maniac came across or simply clinical idiot:). I even have had time to think, that the Internet is a way of acquaintance formad and normal men here is not present by definition. To tell the truth Joe, I was to be trusted, that you will not consider our dialogue unpromising and will become pleasant exception of this rule. It, first, and second, is pleasant that you are single. As, on my firm belief, dialogue with married men to goods does not result. Though the philosophy of lonely men to me as is not clear. In my collective such it is enough, but for two years at me has failed to construct serious relations with one of them. For that simple reason, that relations forone night is not necessary to me. And wishing to offer me somethingmore attractive, than sex it was not found. Perhaps, in it my character is guilty? I do not know. The most amusing is that I work in edition of automobile magazine and under the theory of probability, all conditions for romantic appointments here are created. But theparadox consists that do not offer them to me. And frankly speaking, it starts me to disturb a little. Though actually all certainly not so is bad:). And in general I cheerful the optimist. And the most valuable vital advice which I have received, says; it is necessary tosmile is more often and then the universe will smile to you in theanswer. And if, not looking at distance, you will be interested all the same with my friendship I am sincere to this shall be glad. Thetruth. And now Joe, it is time to me to say goodbye to you. Also Ihope, that tomorrow in the morning I shall see your answer. bye! Emily.
man those letters are alot of work to read and she didnt answer your question either. From the few scammers I had emailing me I always noticed they never answer your questions and just give you pregenerated replies. I remember one girl tell me after the second email 'I have told my parents I have met the one person I can spend my life with' ye right haha