"so justin . if your american she will enjoy it but austraian dont evern bother it wont fit "
Is THAT what SHE told you danny?
She said - "Errr... yeah.... danny, uh.... I WOULD but uh.... (ahem).... It ...er..won't FIT!.....Yeah, that's it..uh.. it won't fit. Uh...You Australian guys are MUCH too big.... not like those...er...Americans....yeah, that's right. Now put it away and.... What's that?....You already did put it away?....I'm SORRY honey.... I dropped the magnefying glass and couldn't tell."
But did you notice who it was that ASKED what a "shlong" was? And who, therefore, danny was responding to when he called that person a "little dick american looser"?
It was Monada who asked (and whom danny answered).
So danny was actually saying that MONADA is a "little dick american looser".
No doubt that will surprise her.... not to mention Quasi.
As I read through this thread, I can see hater danny does not like austalians or americans or who knows who else. What I think is funny is how he says americans have 'big mouths'....if this is first hand knowledge, I think it is, then maybe he heard this from someone he knows very well that has spent some time in america...I'm just thinking out loud...maybe .....his wife???...for we all know she spent.... how many months there????? Is that why you hate americans Danny?????
"Schlong": male anaconda-type appendage, presumably of appreciable length & girth, lending the owner specific bragging rights derived from a complex linked to the shape of an obelix. Used for recreational and procreational purposes as well as certain contests found in forums and bars.
Because I'm blissfully unaware what an obelix is mine is bigger than yours anyway ......
Yes they do, without exception, they're in fact renowned for it.
Now, before you will get all excited though, you will have to become fluent in Ukrainian with its various accents, to be able to appreciate the experience to the full. Mind you though, a considerably more than a basic-only grasp of the local slang is a must.
But I'd suggest you go there and experience it for yourself.
They'll all tell you to Foff or get Fed.
Have fun!