that reminds me, sorry, me Altzheimers - Happy Birthday bru!
I take it you took my advice and used an unloaded pellet gun to blow out all the 80 candles in 1 go did you? If so I hope there was some cake left ;-)
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. Would have used an unloaded pellet gun to blow out the candles. But by the time the 80th was lit, the first had burned all the way down and unfortunately the frosting was flamable.
You guessed it. The whole cake went up in flames and we had to call the fire department.
But all is not lost. I'm thinking of buying a charter boat and using cake like that as fuel. Then I will by a bakery to collect the excess frosting. And I will travel the world throwing Sylvester Stallone out of bars along the way, and collecting funny hats.
Can;t wait to see how many young women I can get before I turn NINETY!
Beem> Thanks for the heads up. I had chatted with both those girls and lost interest after 1-2 letters. Not much to keep me interested in either one of them. I get the feeling both of those girls are looking for the young, rich and handsome guy to sweep them off their feet.
The super-hot girl I met in Ukraine that I passed on due to narcissism found someone new a few months later. It just proved my point that if you don't get a girl off these websites quickly after you decide to get serious - she's going to shop around until she finds what she was after the entire time.
I don't know a single girl that is going to pass on a really good looking, single guy in great form and has a lot of money...
Oh and yes lots of perverted older men and unattractive men write these girls by the hundreds. It is very rare for them to meet a good-looking gentleman of means. Just as it is for local girls to meet the same type of guy. ;p
These girls get played on as much as guys get scammed or shopped by pro-daters. Both those girls seemed like pro-daters and that one girl with the eyes has been in agencies since I first began looking... says a lot...
Attractive is a relative term..attractive is for women and handsome is for men and when you get into your 40s and 50s the youthful looks go, you show your wrinkles under the eyes and not as fit as you used to be and you can not be expected to do active rest and play football like Iryna of Krivoy Rog expects...poor Iryna, I am picking on the profile I found because it was just so frank it was scarry...she will blow shit out of you as the man if...
1. you sit on the computer too much
2.have a day when you choose to do "nothing"?
3.don't do active rest and play football
4. lead a melancholy or boring life in her opinion
5. are too poor and can't give her what she wants when she wants...shit, if life was that
easy, poverty and starvation would be eliminated from the Earth and we would have everything
we ever needed without having to save for it all given on a silver platter.
6. If you are shorter than 5ft 9" 175cm and did not come from United States or other good countries she was not interested!
7. You had to be no younger than 35 and no older than 55 and she is 26 years old.
My assessment of her in my case was not to visit her..I was wasting my time and money to do so because I did not meet her stringent requirements in a man..also it does not write much about itself and tells nothing, apparently a lot of Ukraine girls will not reveal much about themselves or life in correspondence before any meeting because they think that causes bad luck, thats what I heard.
She was a hot chick and a poor choice for me..don't go for the hotties even if they want much older men than themselves in there profiles.
My feeling was she wrote to me out of politeness and I quit out of politneness and said I was not the man she was looking for and good luck..she has been searching on the internet 5 years and is an accountant..she will still be searching 5 years from now because she is too fussy and demanding in her profile...a western man can be rich and handsome in her eyes but a lot of these type of guys behave like gigolos and move from bed to bed ( like Ukrainian men ) because they have money and can buy roots when they want with wahtever women they want and they behave like assholes and often are assholes.
She will also become an old hag as she is too picky and no men will come..the rich prince or knight won't be riding into K.R for her because she will find fault with that guy too!
ID 90149 is a looker. Ideal woman for me. Except for the following:-
1. English level 3 means we couldn’t communicate on a adult level and so iron out any difficulties in a relationship. Communication is one of the most important things in a relationship.
2. “In my free time I like reading books and watching interesting films.” She doesn’t have the figure of someone who sits around all day. Or the photos are too good to be true.
3. I decided to find my husband on the internet is a line I’ve heard before.
4. She only has agency email. This means you have to spend a fortune on letter writing to get her email and then she can’t communicate anyway.
Still I'm a sucker for a femme fatale....anyone know her?
Hey kirk....on this site you can get an e-mail or phone numberjust by asking....only problem is she speaks and probably writes only russian. My guess is if she was a 8-9, then all other problems would disappear.
Yes that too....could spell trouble in many ways.
That's what I've said before..she's got the looks to die for, but just like a lot of these girls... in her case woman...they sure come with a lot of orbitting unecessaries.
Today's featured Russian girls...only one is from Russia. Lovely pics taken at the beach in Moscow.
If she was looking for a man up to the age of 65 I'd think that was dubious.
Luckily at 22 she's interseted in a man up to age 50...only 28 years older than her.
I think I might be in with a shout.