Jet, Danny,
as you both have already looked up and read the word "fiance", now look a little lower and read the subject of this thread. So better tell the story of your lives here and Billgreen will write the book of you
Miss Julia.....book has to do with life past 50...so maybe we wait a bit and then many passages can be written......what would you call a 37 year old with the written skills of a 12 year old????
Any hints????.....it's a 5 letter word ?????????????
When I get past 50....I will tell all............... :))))
With such terrible writing skills, one would surly be scammed by any girl after reading some of 'those' letters...she would certainly think that guy is an absolute *******(fill in the blank).
I wonder who/what would fit that bill??????
Quote from Jetmba: "Dunromin: Tell us your story (so we can pick you apart as well)."
Jetmba: Slim pickin's. Just another twisted ol' fart who developed a taste for young fl....... after travelling through Russia and the east a few times. Found a horney pole dancer in a strip club who was absolutely desperate to get out of Russia, who's mother definitely needed my financial support to buy the next fridge, has a drunken father, brother in jail and no chance of an education without me, the knight in speckled armour rushing to the rescue. You know, just the normal story you read about on forums. That should give the jackels something to work with.
The real story. Fairly simple really. A lot of travelling for personal interest (About 30 countries IIRC) leads one to see things one might not otherwise understand. Such was the case with me. I spent several weeks at different stages over the last 6 or 7 years in various parts of Moldova, Latvia, Romania, Ukraine, and Russia, particularly, central and southern Siberia. Meetings lead to friends, friends lead to pen friends (At times) and pen friends can sometimes lead to more. About 3 years ago I received a letter and later a visit (Which led to several visits and counter visits) from a scant connection in southern Siberia. She is now my wife and has been here with me about a year.
First of all - Never been to Russia. Never met a girl who wanted to get out of Russia. Never met a "pole dancer". Never dated one. Never dated a woman with a drunken father. Never dated an FSU woman with a brother in jail (or even a brother of ANY kind).
Except for those SEVEN errors - (which is the whole fricken story) he's got me described spot on!
How many errors in that story would apply to danny? Maybe one or two? Seems to fit him a lot better than me.
"Slim pickin's. Just another twisted ol' fart who developed a taste for young fl....... after travelling through Russia and the east a few times. Found a horney pole dancer in a strip club who was absolutely desperate to get out of Russia, who's mother definitely needed my financial support to buy the next fridge, has a drunken father, brother in jail and no chance of an education without me, the knight in speckled armour rushing to the rescue. You know, just the normal story you read about on forums. That should give the jackels something to work with. "
Okay - How much of that DOESN'T apply to danny's fantasy relationship?
Well lets see..... She doesn't want to leave Russia. That's ONE error.
And I don't THINK she was a pole dancer in a strip club when danny met her (he never really said though) so that's.... ONE HALF (because he never said).
So that means the above description has 1 1/2 errors for danny and 7 errors for me.