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Juffles

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	Send: 1/18/2011 7:46:28 PM

I'm an 18-year-old Ukrainian school-girl from Nikolaev who wants to start a family. (And earn great commission, because at anastasiadate.com chat with web-cam costs men up to $96 per hour!) So naturally I went straight to my local agency where they said they could write me a wonderful profile for the pay-per-letter site; and without even interviewing me! I really want a foreign husband - a man who has only inner beauty, so my profile needs to catch mens' attention by being different from the others, and I don't want it sounding trite or superficial. Here is their suggestion, but if you were me, I wonder how you gays would improve my profile? Character: Privet! My name is Staniyaroslava. I am single, have never been married, and have no children. I am 18 years old, and ready to create the family. I believe in love. I am very marry, and like shopping and dancing. Interests: I like dancing. Dances are my passion. I also a good cooker, and like designing my own clotheses. I very much go infor sport, and go to Jim twice a week to keep my body feet. As for my favourite food, music and films, I have nothing to say, because of course absolutely everything 'depends on my mood'. I wanna visit Paris, and my favourite flower is rose. Oh, and I must mention it once again.... DANCES!! Her Type of Man: She is well-to-do, and likes children. I don't care about your age or appearance. I simply look for mens who like romantic evening walks on the beach, hand in hand under the sunset. He should know what he wants! Do you believe in love? Western man has lots of time, but like all Ukrainian agency-girls I am far too busy to do anything, and won't even be able to meet you if you travel to my village. But agency kindly make time to write to you on my behalf. If you liked my profayle, please send me a massage. (Preferable age: from 17 to 92.)

Kirkland

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	Send: 1/20/2011 4:13:42 PM

That's perfect. I'd go with that.

jetmba.

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	Send: 1/20/2011 7:53:59 PM

Did she say up to age 92? Damn - I'm busy..... for the next 39 years. Those are "greatest hit" lines right? Because even though I seldom look at profile I am sure I have read each one dozens of times. At least she is hones about going to Jim twice a week. And he must be a great guy to let her keep her feet in return.

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 1/20/2011 8:02:26 PM

This has to be Danny or Ivor!!!!?????

durak

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	Send: 1/21/2011 3:15:36 AM

Juffles, you sock puppet: The profile is pretty brilliant, really you don't need help. The name Staniyaroslava is an inspired invention. You have a good ear for the broken English of a native speaker of Slavic languages. No doubt my Russian sounds at least as jarring to them. But if you wanted to polish this gem a little ... I'd be surprised if someone making such basic grammar errors would use "wanna" so idiomatically. And of course, the profile must express enthusiasm for sweeming. Oodachee!

Harvey

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	Send: 1/21/2011 8:38:24 AM

at first I agreed with kirkland, but durak added a couple items for improvement. and at 18, she is probably working on her mba by now... we watched 'the deer hunter' last night. funny line from local gal, aside from the usual "me love you long time" we get, "I give you crazy f$$k. Not like American woman. Crazy f##k." Now if women from the FSU learn, "Me love you long time." It would be a lot easier to weed them out...

Rag'n'Bull

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	Send: 1/23/2011 9:10:14 PM

lonely ... why the hell would it be me? Get a life and realise it is someone giving Anastasia a well deserved 'bad publicity' kick up the ass, I've never had, and never will, had/have dealings with Anastasia so, alas, I don't have that axe to grind.

jetmba.

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	Send: 1/24/2011 2:24:39 PM

Looks like lonelyranger1701 is going out of his way to make friends. Could be why he is lonely.

Rag'n'Bull

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	Send: 1/25/2011 5:54:44 PM

Sticks and stones .....

goldenfish

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	Send: 1/28/2011 5:36:21 PM

Juffles, this is a very nice example of a standard profile written in agencies. Girls who don't know what they want except money and agencies who know exactly what they want (money again). But I have to add one litle correction: Nikolaev is not a village)))

Harvey

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	Send: 1/29/2011 6:06:19 AM

I will add that my ex was 12 yrs younger than I. Whether you want to believe it or not, age diff had nothing to do with the divorce. Or perhaps maybe it did when all of the analyzing was done. Her father badly mistreated her while growing up. And when the s o b ran off with his younger secretary, his daughter, my wife, completely lost it and focused her hatred toward me. It was like a switch went off in her head. To anyone looking for a lady on these sites, if she puts age requirement from 20 to 60 forget it. Or if she is very young and says to 50 - notice that a very large percentage use 50 as the high end - move along and don't waste your time. One interesting thing is I met a striking 40 yo lady from Kiev. When we discussed my hobbies and what I do for 'rest' she stated she was too old for those things. ??? And she was in great shape! Too old to hike, bicycle, kayak and camping. One thing I will add is that many women age quicker in the US of A. Or that they don't take care of themselves and turn into sponges. So for me finding a younger lady who wanted to enjoy this type of life was paramount in my search criteria. That she is an intellectual who also looks stunning in an evening dress, cute and sexy as hell in the little black dress, and just plain old comfortable in shorts working in the garden is the total package for me. I suggest that if you must use a site. Stay away from the ones with girls in bikinis, lingerie and such. Stay away from those that rate the girls and allow you to vote - is that a bunch of bs or what? Stay away from those who charge credits for letters. I recently looked into a site and noticed that there were different 'credits' charged for different ladies. After a few pages of ladies I started to get good at guessing how many credits it cost to open a letter from her. Interesting thing is that I entered a specific search based on age criteria and the credits doubled or tripled. I don't know how much a 'credit' cost but it was clearly obvious to me that this was nothing more than a racket. DON'T LOOK AT PHOTOS!!! Cover the photo and read the profile and try to glean what you can from it first. I know it's impossible. But I will offer advice that my mother gave me. She must pass the "eyes closed" test first. Don't look at her and talk to her - is this someone you can enjoy spending time with regardless of how she looks? My mom knows that I only ever dated model types and thought that was all I cared about. If that was the case I would have married a millionaire several years ago. Unless you are just looking for a short lived experience with a hot young girl. Don't waste your time on these sites. Take the time needed to find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. She is not always going to be young and sexy. So she better be someone you can relate to and share life's experiences with. And I hope that is your goal. It is mine.

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