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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!! Part 1 Author Post Dateobot Control Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/24/2011 2:27:49 AM   Gissomiss Prime and Teddyosoreass,,,, The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! This is the story of the Dateobots, from a galaxy,,, far, far away, in search of the “Heat Source“! A source of heat that enables them to reproduce and survive!! This source is no longer available on their dying world,,,,,,,, but it has been found here,,, on the planet Earth!!! I am Dateobot control! I’ll guide them, and help them through their near impossible mission! It won’t be easy!!!!! The highest concentrations of the Heat Source, has been found in a poor country, on the European continent! In a country called; The Ukraine!! Orbital scans have found an ample supply, inside a closed structure, where a private gathering called a “Social” is taking place! This is where Gissomiss Prime and Teddyosoreass will begin! Let’s listen in! Here at last! Gissomiss says; It is good to have our wheels on solid ground once again! It sure is boss,,, how are we going to proceed? says Teddyosoreass! The coordinates show the structure to be 100 meters due south! Let’s put on our earth apparel. Our research indicates a “Tie” is to be worn at such events,, says Gissomiss ! Well,,, how do I look boss?? Teddyosoreass,,,,, the tie goes around your neck,,,, not around your package you stupid dunderbot!! OOOPS,,, my bad,,, sorry Gissomiss!! Now,,, lets proceed to the social!! Here we are boss,,, what do we do now?? First,,, lets check our equipment! What do you have in the dating kit?? We have an alcohol based cologne, two diamond rings, (leg spreaders) 10,000 in Us currency,, several long balloons, and the scammer scanner! Ah good says Gissomiss. Let’s use the scanner first!! Do you know how to use it Teddyosoreass?? Oh sure boss,,, no problem!! Red shows the heat source, and blue shows the scammers!!! Bleep,,,,, bleep,,,,, bleep,,, ahhhhhh boss,,,,, it only shows green??!!! GREEN????? Give me that thing!!! Hummmmm it only shows green? The scan is inconclusive!! It must be malfunctioning??!! Switch your ocular lens over to infrared!! Whoa,,,, boss,,, have you ever seen so much heat????!!! Not for many years,,, many many years!! Let’s go in cautiously! Okay boss!! BOOM!!!!! Teddyosoreass,,,,, why did you launch a rocket at the door??? Ahhhhh to open it boss!?!?! You dunderbot,,, you just turn the knob!!! Oh,,, my bad!!! Let me lead the way,,,,, and try not to blow anything else up, says Gissomiss! All we need to do is pick the right table,,,,,, I’ll take this one, maybe you should stay close to me Teddyosoreass,, take that table over there!! Okay boss! Ready the package! Okay boss! He he he he,,, You dunderbot,,, stop playing with your package!!! Sorry boss,,,, I’m ready now! Prepare for package insertion!!!! Ready boss!! Dateobots,,,,,,, INSERT!!! Spizzzzzzzzzzz (sparks everywhere)! Teddyosoreass,,,,, what did you do?? That’s an open light fixture you stupid dunderbot!!! Perhaps you are not ready for this? Spizzz bleep, bleep,,,,, error, error,,,,, malfunction!!!!!!!! Sit down at that table and stay out of trouble!! Okay ba ba ba boss! I’ll go solo!! Go to part 2! Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!! Part 1
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