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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 2 Author Post Dateobot Control Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/24/2011 2:31:40 AM   Gissomiss Prime and Teddyosoreass,,,, The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 2 So,,,, ladies,,,do you come to this planet often??? Sure,,,,,,,, says the ladies,,, where are you from??? I’m from,,,,,,, South America!? South America??? Nice tan!! Oh thank you,,, that’s from re-entering the atmosphere!! So,,, would you ladies like to consume some nourishments and refill your fluids??? says Gissomiss! Are you asking if we want dinner and a drink??? Is that not what I just said??!! Sure,,, you can buy us dinner and a drink,,,,,, how much money do you have??? I have 10,000 in Us dollars!! Us, dollars??? says the ladies??? Do you mean; US dollars??? US,,,,,, ah yes! US!! Can we see your US dollars, says the ladies?? Yes you can! replies; Gissomiss! Look over there,,,,, your friend is having some fun!!! What kind of trouble has that dunderbot gotten himself into this time?? Will you excuse me ladies,,, I’ll be back shortly! No problem,, he he he he,,,, reply the ladies!! Teddyosoreass!!!!! You stupid dunderbot,, what did you do now??? Ahhh sorry boss,,,, I was just being friendly!!! What happened to your outer armor??? Ahhh,,,,, they were trying to make me comfortable?? Don’t you realize, they just stole your armor??? Let’s fall back,,,,, and contact Dateobot Control!! Gissomiss calling Dateobot Control,,,, come in,,,,, Dateobot Control,,, come in!! Something is wrong,,, I can’t get a signal, let’s get out of this structure!! Dateobot Control calling Gissomiss come in. Dateobot Control calling Dateobots,,,, can you hear me?? This is Gissomiss, we hear you now, what is the problem?? Oh,,, at last, we’ve been trying to contact you ever since you went into that structure!! A shield went up immediately after you entered the structure, and scammers are closing in from all directions,,,,, you must get up to Dateobot headquarters, launch immediately!! Control,,, we are unable to launch,,, dunderbot here lost his outer armor, we need Titanium to rebuild it!! Large quantities of Titanium will be impossible to find,,, recommend finding an auto junkyard and rebuild with steel?? STEEL????? Don’t rebuild me with steel boss,,, I’ll rust!!! You should have thought about that before you let those scammers strip you bare!!! You will learn your lesson the hard way!! Dateobot Control,,, can you direct us to the nearest junkyard??? Gissomiss, less than 1 km east along the river! Recommend buying an Volga,, they were built like a tank!! Affirmative Control,,, we are on our way!! Hmmmm, this must be the junk yard,,,, Teddyosoreass,,, let me do the talking!!! Okay boss! Çäðàâñòâóéòå! Êàê ìîãóò ïîìî÷ü âàì?? Hmmmm, I seem to be having problems with my audio??? Ah,,, you are Americans,,,, yes?? Yes,, we are South Americans!! You want to buy a junked car??? Or do you want a new car?? A junked car will be fine,,,a Volga! proclaims Gissomiss!! Ah,,, you know about the Volga being the finest car in the world???? A junked Volga goes for 4,000 grevnares!! What is a grevnare?? We only have 10,000 US dollars!! replies Gissomiss. Well,,,,, 10,000 US dollars isn’t 4,000 grevnares,,,,,,, but I’ll take it!! That is very thoughtful of you,,,,, now where did I put my money??? I put it in my side compartment after showing those ladies the money,,,,,,,,,blast those women!!! They were scammers too!!!!!! Ha ha ha he he he!!!! Lol You were taken by scammers too boss,,lol!!!!!! WHAM!!!!!! Ah,,,,,,, buzz, buzz,,, bleep, bleep,,, error, error, crash---------game over!!! Will Teddyosoreass ever get his armor back?? Will his processer ever work again?? Check in next week for another adventure of;,,,, The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!!! The unblah blah blah blee blee blu blu lol Wham!!! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giss Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/24/2011 10:45:05 AM   Hahaha another bone ranger screen name where he fantasizes he's a man. This would be funny until you realize a wanna be poser started a new screen name (that's at least 3) and spent an hour or two stuck in a sexual fantasy about the sex lives of two other men. That's just sad. I can't help it that you joined NAMBLA at age 7 and liked it. Sorry that you are stuck fantasying about men who aren't afraid to talk to women. You uncle should apologize for ever taking you to the NAMBLA meetings. lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/25/2011 12:57:48 PM   A fantasy,,it sounds more like a cartoon to me,,, staring two idiots!!!! What is NAMBLA??? Tell us about it,, are you a member of this??? "Sorry that you are stuck fantasying about men who aren't afraid to talk to women." You are danny,,,, "aren't" you!!! I'm not afraid to talk to women! Why would I be on here to meet them?? Have you found your room mate to share and help pay for the appartment yet???? Sounds gay!!!!! giss Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/30/2011 2:25:37 PM   No bone ranger parading 3 to 4 women thru the apt each day sounds gay fo you? Ash you mean queer, as in odd I don't parade men through there? Sorry I'll leave that to you bone ranger. Oddly not one ofthe losers here managed to scrape up enough money from their jobs as bus boys to see how it is done properly. I offered. And no bone ranger I have a one bedroom apt this time. While you like to share a bed with other men some of us aren't like the men in your family, but the offer still stands. Anyone wishing to meet 50 or so single women I Ukraine between sept 21 and oct 4 th is welcome to meet me there. Unlike bone ranger who points out the "grass gass or ass" bumper sticker to men he gives a ride to, it is totally free except when you get back you will need to join me in laughing at the bone hunter who knows what doesn't work, that's all he's tried. lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/30/2011 4:07:27 PM   Wrong again giss!!! I never said parading several women around is gay, it just shows that you have no class!! What sort of promises are you telling each woman?? Calling all the members losers again giss??? They might not like that too much!!! Are you so afraid to go by yourself! Show everyone how to do it properly???? How to do WHAT properly??? You are no more successful than I am!!! Oh,,, I'm sooooo great!!! Come all yee losers,,, come watch me score!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giss,,, go away or shut up!! You poor excuss of a humam being!! lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/30/2011 9:47:37 PM   Giss,, "fo" "Ash" "ofthe" "I Ukraine" "oct" "sept" Giss,,, are you a little flustered?? Your writing doesn't even make non-sense anymore!! Maybe you should take a baby aspirin everyday??? "Oddly not one ofthe losers here managed to scrape up enough money from their jobs as bus boys to see how it is done properly" a quote from the GREAT GISS!!!!!! I think the members have plenty of money!!! It's that no one wants to go with you!!!!!! And no one is willing to share that one bedroom appartment with you!!! You will just have to find a way to pay for it by yourself!!!! You still have time to save your money!! Collect all of your food stamps, and pawn them off on the street!!! lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/30/2011 10:26:00 PM   human,,,, D'oh! giss Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/4/2011 11:22:52 PM   How funny is this? Boner ranger has to post after himself and he still looks stupid. lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/4/2011 11:47:22 PM   It's not very funny,,,, try again!!! Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 2
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