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	Send: 7/31/2011 2:47:47 AM

The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!! Part 3 Thank you for joining us, in this continuing story of the Dateobots!!! I am Dateobot Control! Last week, Gissomiss Prime and Teddyosoreass attempted to get their hands on the “Heat Source” which is vital for their survival!! In their attempt, Teddyosoreass lost his body armor and Gissomiss lost the money! They barely walked away alive!! Let’s check in on them again! Gissomiss,,,,,, what do we do now,,,, we have no money and I have no armor?? Don’t worry Teddyosoreass,, we aren’t finished yet! Lets leave this place and call Control! Dateobot Control come in! Yes Gissomiss we hear you! We are out of money and still have no armor! What happened? No time to explain! Can you send down more money?? I can send it down in a shuttlebot,,,, how much do you need?? How much do you have??? We have another 10,000USD and credit cards!! Credit Cards??? How do we use these credit cards?? You hand them to the person you are buying things from,,, or you insert them into ATMs!! Boss? ,,,,,,he he he,,,, did he say; insert them???? Shut up dunderbot!! Okay boss! Control,,, how much are these cards worth?? Each one has a 10,000 USD limit! Will you need more than one?? That’s an affirmative Control!! How soon can the shuttlebot get here?? Less than 15 earth minutes! We’ll stay at this location and wait! Boss,,,, I see it, the shuttlebot is coming! It’s getting closer,,,, closer,,, got it!! At last,, we can get on with our mission!! Teddyosoreass;,,,, To seek out nude life, to boldly go where no bot has gone before!!!! Teddyosoreass,,, you finally said something smart??? Oh thank you boss! Lets continue down this street and see what we can find!! Okay boss! Hmmmmmm what is that place over there,,,,, humans are walking in and I hear music! Is it another social boss,,,,,,, I’m scared!!!! No,,, I don’t think so,,, I think it is a place where humans have fun? Lets go inside and mingle!! Lets go in and get mangled????,,,,,,, I,,, I,,, don’t want to! It’s okay Teddyosoreass,,,,, I said mingle,,, it is to get acquainted,,, to talk!! Oh,,, am I ever relieved boss! Lets go in! Hmmmm I see single females,, and females with men. Lets avoid the ones with men. Over there is a pretty human,,, I will chat with her!! Hello human female,,,, would you like to repopulate my species????? Slap!!!! Ouch,, the female hits hard,, maybe something is wrong with her?? I’ll talk with this one now!! Hello there,, would you like to do it in high orbit??? Sure!!! How much money do you have??? I have,,, ah,,,,, I have plenty!! Great,,,, where is your space ship??? Ah,,,,, space ship,,, it’s in the garage!! How about your place?? Okay,,,,, just follow me!! So,,, do you men come here often?? Yes, we are here to repopulate our species! says Gissomiss. Oh,, cool!! I must call my room mate, to make sure she is out of the house,,,,,, do you mind?? Certainly not! Says Gissomiss. Hey boss,,, she talking funny like that other guy,,,, I can hear her,,, but I can’t quite understand it yet!! Keep trying Teddyosoreass,,, it could be useful?? Boss!!! I think she is planning a big surprise for us??? I heard her say; They won’t know what hit em?? That’s great Teddyosoreass!! Come on boys,,,,, I’ve got some big plans for you guys!! Did you hear that boss,,,, we’re going to get lucky tonight!!!!!!! How much further to your apartment? We’re here now,,, just follow me to the back! Okay miss! Hold it right there you couple of bozos!!! Boss,,, we’re surrounded!!! No worries Teddyosoreass,,,, just arm your rockets!!! I’m armed and ready to go boss!! I said your rockets,,,, you stupid dunderbot!! Ooops sorry boss,,,, I got a little excited!!! Hand over all of your money!! No,,,, I don’t think so,, we are Dateobots!! Your puny weapons are no match against us!!! Well then,, what about this one??? What is that boss??? It’s a grenade launcher!! Is that bad boss?? Yes,,, Teddyosoreass that is bad!! We must transform,,,,,,,,,, Dateobots,,,,, Transform!!! Wha,,, wha,, what are those things???? Run!!! He he he,,,, look at them run boss!!! Yes,,, they are running,, we got lucky!! No we didn’t boss,,,,, the female ran away too!!! That’s not what I meant. We need a new plan!! Control,,, come in!! Control here,,,, how did your second attempt go?? It failed Control!! We keep finding scammers,,, if only there was a way to use scammers???? There may be an 21st century earth solution?? How is this possible?? The scammers weren’t born this way,,, it happened over time! They turned to scamming when desperate,,, some recover while others remain scammers with a cold soul!! We must reprogram them,,,, humans call it; Hypnosis!!! Hipooonoseis??? Hypnosis!!! How do we do this and how long will it take?? It can be accomplished in large groups,,, put them to sleep,,, and reprogram them!!! How do we get a large group of scammers,,, says Teddyosoreass?? No problem,,,,,,, Money!! Back to the social!!!! Will Teddyosoreass make it back to the social without his armor??? Will Gissomiss Prime be able to reprogram all of the scammers??? Tune in next time for another adventure of; The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! He he he,, The Unblah,,, blah, ooops sorry Gissomiss???

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	Send: 8/4/2011 11:19:09 PM

Why is this little homosexual so wrapped up in men that women actually like? Don't worry boner ranger, I'll set you up with my womans brother.

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	Send: 8/4/2011 11:53:05 PM

Your woman,,, you don't have one yet,,, or ever!!!! You are so worried that I talked some sense into the members here,,, and no one wants to go with you!!!! Still trying to scam the members for plane fare,,, and apartment money???? Giss, women actually like you??? Not from what I just read!!!!! You are a loser!! A big fat loo loo loser!!!

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	Send: 8/5/2011 4:23:04 PM

Actually if you could read, guest said despite it all the woman wished to continue a relationship with me. But you need to be able to read to know that. I'll send her brother over to pry you off your daddy

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	Send: 8/6/2011 3:32:00 AM

I don't believe what "GUEST" has to say,,, I think you wrote it!!!! I was amazed by how fast your posts arrived after the other stories showed up!!!! Almost like you knew they would be there???? LOSER!!!!!

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	Send: 8/6/2011 3:41:46 AM

Send: 04.08.2011 12:01:50 Report to Moderator ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- HE TRUTH about GISS-GREG NICHOL GISS IT’S GREG! Yes, it’s me, the “scammer” who was the translator at your meeting. You don’t want to agree with the fact that she refused you, when she saw your spitefulness and meanness. I also want to add that you are self-passionate and avid, and on top of that a great deceiver. You’re “divorced” in the profile, while you are just “separated” all the time. That means that still being married; this “man of honor” travels to Ukraine every two-three months or so. He went to town of Sumy (Ukraine) on January and February, and in May he’s already on a tour to Kharkov. By the way, in the town of Sumy he was also scammed by everyone, as he complained in every letter. But despite that, in May, GISS-GREG again goes to Sumy to visit his offenders. Ha-ha. And most importantly, he returned with a nice mood from there. I’m not afraid to tell you and all who are “compassionate to your troubles”. Why? Has received there that searched??? You flushed all of your hatred onto the woman, and basked her in filth just because she refused to continue relationships with you! She hurt your man pride, and you, as a “man of honor” decided to get revenge. Yes, you’re not mistaken, this lady is an amazing woman! And in life she’s even better than on the photos. And she’s also nice and sweet, which you were able to see while talking to her. I’ll start with saying that I didn’t bother you at the meeting. I, as a translator, knew that there would be a meeting with GREG NICHOL (it’s GISS) at the agency, which arrives to Kharkov on the twenty-seventh of May, and asked to pick him up from the “Mir” hotel. But in the hotel, that man was absent both on the twenty-seventh and on the twenty-eighth of May. That’s why it was a great surprise to meet him at a social meeting, which was organized by a completely different site, not the fiancé. Yes, seeing him at the meeting where I was present as a translator, I asked him if he’s still going to meet with woman or not. The answer was uncertain, because he was tired. 1) Why, GISS-GREG, won’t you tell how you circled exceptionally among twenty to twenty-five year old girls, hoping to find someone at the social meeting? 2) Why won’t you tell that despite your “severe fatigue after the flight”, you as a young guy, ran after the social meeting along with similar ones to keep “communicating” with the young girls at the night club, and then proceeding to the hotel? 3) Why won’t you tell all your “compassionate ones: that you had meetings with other girls, which were set up by your tour’s organizers? 4) Why won’t you tell that after you left Kharkov with your tour, you suddenly wrote a “sweet letter” from Sumy town, with excuses and a request for marina the translator to contact you through the phone, so that you could meet with woman? 5) Why won’t you tell that you called to my phone and asked to pick you up from the hotel because your tour’s organizer doesn’t allow meeting with a woman, whom you want to communicate with specifically. Now, remember well. I booked the taxi and came from the office to the hotel, as you asked. Together with you, we returned to the office, where a woman was supposed to come. You think that to come to the hotel and then take you to the office, I was supposed to pay my own money? Moving right along! At the office, you meet women and you decide to go to the restaurant. Should I remind you that the restaurant was outside the town, near a lake? Now, count how much you used the taxi - office to hotel - hotel to office - office to restaurant - restaurant to hotel. 6) Why do you lie that you took the taxi for just fifteen minutes? 7) Why won’t you tell that the taxi waited at the restaurant for all nearly five hours while you were having a dinner with a woman? 8) Why won’t you tell that you yourself told for the car to wait, because he didn’t know how much time would the meeting take? 9) Why was the taxi driver supposed to wait for you for free? Learn Russian, to talk to the taxi driver in your next tour! If you knew Russian, then you would have heard that the taxi driver asked for more, but I lowered his sum to a reasonable one. You want to be a “man of honor”, but you were ready to choke every letter, because you gave woman two hundred hryvnas for the taxi. But then, you took her to a nervous failure for those two hundred hryvnas, the woman got disappointed and closed her profile. If she asked herself, then you would have given them yourself, as you wrote to her. You carry yourself too highly, if you think that a woman must ask you for something. If you take yourself as a man, then you could offer her yourself, and ask what you could help with. Oh, you brought a set of perfume samples, and you think that the world owes you. If you are a man of honor, then I wouldn’t want to say that you are still in debt. But you shouldn’t worry, because I paid off your debt from my salary. I’m telling everyone! This woman closed her profile herself before that “man of honor” began to soak her up in filth. The greatest problem is that receiving letters about him being scammed every day, the woman wanted to keep answering his letters and most importantly continue some relationships. GISS-GREG, you were refused and you are a mean, spiteful person, began to get revenge on the woman, while not being worth even of a glimpse of her! In America, you don’t even dream of standing near a woman like her. If you are a man of honor, as you wrote in your last letter to woman, then write the truth already, that you are sex-tourist! You have written at a forum here yourself, that you sex - the tourist!!! giss Member send PM block PM

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	Send: 8/6/2011 5:59:26 PM

I am not quite up to speed on this thread.Do keep us updated

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