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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 4 Author Post Dateobot Control Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2011 4:37:02 AM   The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 4 This is Dateobot Control! Thank you for joining us in another adventure of “The Dateobots!! “ Last week, Gissomiss and Teddyosoreass foiled the scammers in their attempt to rob them for their money. Now they are returning to the Social with a new plan,,, let’s join them!!! Hey Boss,,, what are we going to do when we get there,,, what’s the plan?? We need to lure as many scammers as possible!! I’m still working on the plan! Vrooooom!! What was that boss?? That was a limousine,,, and it was filled with women!!! Yeah boss,,, some didn’t have any clothes on either,, I have it on my scanner,,, you want to see?? Teddyosoreass,,, we don’t have time for that,, okay,, just a peek!! Hmmmm, some of these humans have nice buoyancy!! What Boss,,, do you mean they have nice boooobs??? If you like that,,, I can get some satellite channels,,, you ain’t seen nothing yet boss!!! How much time do you spend watching human TV?? Any chance I get,,, I can watch 10 channels at once!!!Teddyosoreass,, do they have any dating or romance channels?? Oh sure boss,, but why,,, what do you want to know?? What do scammers look for in their men?? Nice cars, money, jewels, jewelry, expensive Champagne, a nice mansion!! Hmmmm just as I thought,,,, only things they can get and sell!!! What about the men themselves,,, what do they need to be?? Rich says Teddyosoreass, and dressed to kill!! Dressed to kill Teddyosoreass?? Yeah,,, like the guy on that billboard!! I see says Gissomiss,,, can you transform into that limousine??? Me,,, no way boss,,, I don’t have enough mass!! You’re right,,,, can you talk to these scammers?? Me,,, who needs to talk,,, you just need a lot of Bling!! Bling?? Is your processor heating up again?? No boss,, I said; Bling!! It’s gold jewelry and money!! I can do this boss,,, I watch it all the time! Now,,, I just need some Bling! Down here,,,, I see a store, I need one of the credit cards?? Okay Teddyosoreass,,,,,, just don’t buy anything you don’t need! Oh sure Boss,, don’t worry!! Don’t worry he says,,, Errrrrrrrrr! Hello!!!! I need some Bling Bling, Muda fxxxers!!! How can I help you,,,,,,, you,,,,, don’t shoot me says the store keeper!! Shoot you?? Why would I shoot you?? That gun!!! Ooooops,, I forgot to transform!! Just take what ever you want,,, don’t shoot me!! Okay,,, I’ll take eight of those,,, and all of these chains,,,, and that hat!! Okay,,,, just don’t shoot me!! Thank you!!! Says Teddyosoreass! Here’s the credit card back! How much did you spend?? Nothing,, the store keeper just gave it to me!! Hmmm,,,, funny humans!! Now,,, I will transform into a white limo,,,,,, transforming!!! Squeak,,,, clunk, clunk,,, vroom, vroom. You did it boss!! Teddyosoreass,, we can only communicate on the intercom,, okay?? Okay Boss,,, no problem! We’re here! Do you know what you are going to say?? Oh sure Boss,,, don’t worry!! I need the money!! How much?? All of it!! Why?? For show,,,, don’t worry boss!! Errrrrr Good luck!! Thanks Boss. Here I go. Are you forgetting something??? No,,, I don’t think so Boss! Bling, package,,, hat, money. How about transforming?? Oooops okay boss!! Teddyosoreass,,,,, transform!! Squeak,,,,,, burp,,,, toot,,,,, clunk,,,,, Yeah,,, that’s more like it!!! HELLO LADIES!!!!! I need some bitches to party with,,,,, check out the bricks ladies!!!! OH!! Wow,,,, he’s mine!! No he’s mine!! Think again scanks,,,, he’s mine!!! Ladies,,, there is plenty of me to go around!! Let me show you to the limo!! That’s right,,, just keep piling in,,, lets all get comfortable!! Champagne anyone??? It’s a little tight in here,,,,, where are we going?? Says one of the scammers. You can sit on my lap if you want?? Yes!! It’s warm in here too! It’s private here,,,, no need for clothes. Oh yeah,,, lets party,,,, where’s our money?? What money says Teddyosoreass ?? All of that money you showed us!!!! Don’t worry,,, I have it on me!! On you,,, where????? Get him !!!!!!! Help!!!! Stop that,,,,,,,, ahhhhhhhh! Gissomiss,,,, help???????? LADIES,,,,, Sit down!!!!!! Who was that??? Was that your car??? Yes,,,, I have a talking car!! Says Teddyosoreass. A talking car???? That’s so 1980’s!! Yeah,,, that’s really lame!! Lame??? says Teddyosoreass,,,, what would you say about a car that can go into outerspace??? That would be cool,,,, is there more money in outerspace???? Sure,,, we have our vault there!! A vault?? I like vaults!!! Would you ladies like to do it in the vault?? That sounds so romantic!! You’re the best !!! Can we have your gold chains now?? Yeah,,, it’s been 10 minutes ,,, and we don’t have enough money yet??? If you want to keep us,, you have to treat us right!!! Will 10,000 keep you for the next 10 minutes??? Only ten,,,,,,, oh alright,,, you’d better have gold in the vault!!! Yeah,,, we like gold!!!! Peeest,,, Gissomiss,,,, do we have gold in the vault?? Peest,,,, I don’t know Teddyosoreass,,,, but I think we have ropes and gags??? We will need them!!! Hey,,,,, your ten minutes are almost up,, where is that damn spaceship??? It’s right up there ladies!! That doesn’t look like a very nice spaceship,,, you better have gold inside!!!! Or jewels?? Or money?? Or both??? Will there be gold in the vault?? Will they be able to reprogram the scammers?? Tune in next week for another adventure of;,, The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Ladies,,, Ouch,,,, get your hands off of my package!!!! Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > The Unstoppable Dating Duo!!!! Part 4
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