My view maybe not so light as you intended the thread to be, sancho, and probably overly drastic and pragmatic for many others.
But unless western men individually or responsible agencies and legislators in government reverse the tides of anti-male, pro-feminist discriminatory advantages that have plagued us for the last two decades, marriage and the family unit as we once knew it or tried to build will simply disappear.
What started as a joke has become the blatant fact:
"Marriage is the cause of all divorces"
A good marriage takes a little work and some experience.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Give her some of her own spending money
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Remember to spice things up. Variety is the spice of life!
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Remember women say things they do not mean.
Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
Most women are not mechanically inclined never forget this.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me… "In the lake."
Remember your wife has an opinion so let her express it.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was… Always.
Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.