Boys and guys, laterly you've been too busy discussing dicks-faces, avatars and other stuff.
This is real:
My sweet Darling,
Thank you for your amazing letter. I wish I could reciprocate it with equal force of language, but being the practical little bitch that I am, I decided to use this last written opportunity to formulate a few important things about me which will hopefully help you in your daily struggle with your new status. You must know, my Love, that I am very aware of the huge responsibility and risk you are taking upon yourself and I am determined to do everything in my power to make it work.
The below tips are the result of years of close self-observation and may, if used properly, make your life with me a lot easier:
1. Mood swings:
whenever you find me especially cranky, grouchy, angry, pissed-off etc., you should first check whether I am not 1) hungry; 2) cold; 3) in pain. A gentleman never gets angry at a woman who is experiencing physical suffering. Therefore, when you register a bad mood in me, first eliminate the above conditions; feed, warm, heal where necessary; and then continue discussing the original subject. Because in 95% of cases, the reason for my crankiness will be either hunger, cold, or pain, or any combination of the above.
2. Make-up sex:
reconciliation after minor and major fights may be difficult because we are both extremely proud ***holes, you and I. But I believe the gentleman must always try to make the first step, that's how I was brought up. So here's the tip: dragging me to bed actually works as the first step! Nothing works better! Talking may come after - or it may not be even needed eventually.
3. Nagging:
believe it or not, but I absolutely hate nagging and feel awful when I catch myself doing it. Therefore, you are welcome to verbalize your protests and give gentle warning when you perceive that you're being nagged. However, the best way to avoid nagging altogether is not to ignore my requests in the first place.
4. "You're tough":
paradoxically, the surest way to encourage me to be tough is to never take my toughness for granted. The more you take care of me, the more I try to be as tough and self-sufficient as possible. And in return, I will never take your care for granted, my Love.
Martin... how you going.. has a dog been found for your wife? you know the only people that get annoyed been callen stupid... are the real stupid... light up and get a life and don't be so "stiff" (maybe the avatar is you for real??).....
You're the one with the problem Quasi, you obviously have no control over your mouthy bitch, it's clear for all to see who wears the trousers in your household.
I'm still laughing that quasi thinks I am annoyed for being called stupid :)
Well who's more stupid, me or the mouthy one that goes around racially disrespecting people that live in London, Australian Aborigines and then makes reference to people being like African monkeys.
Bloody hell, I haven't called someone a monkey since I was about 7 years old, quasi's missus is still at it and I, and the others here, are supposed to be the stupid ones!
Only children, or the mentally retarded, would call someone a monkey, an Aborigine or similar, it's 'child talk'!
I'm above you Monada, if you think you're annoying me then you've got a lot to learn, it'll take a better person than you to annoy me.
Martin..... control?? who?? "my mouthy bitch"? well ..what about if I tell you that I enjoy what she write... but most of all the people reactions, like yourself, are amusing, like me she is not a born English speaking person, but she virtually runs rings around your fat belly when it comes to make clear her thought, by the way I don't know you or your wife (and I don't have such desire) but I suggest the usage of real brain matter when it comes to give an answer to Monada... resorting to your type of insult just is an admition of stupidity... my God did I say "stupid?.... it must be a family habit!!!
Here we go, we're getting the bullshit in stereo now:
1. If you enjoy what she writes then you need help. My wife is a 'lady', she is polite and respectable and in the 4+ years that I have known her I haven't seen or heard a bad word said about her by anybody. Can you say the same for your wife?
2. So I have a fat belly do I? So you know me do you, would you care to prove that I have a fat belly or does talking shit run in your family?
3. I learnt, as part of my growing up, to treat people and they treat me. You accuse me of insult(s)? Would you care to read back through the threads to see where the start and the majority of insults lay? No of course you wouldn't but might it be pointed out regarding the çrap of London, the reference to Aborigines, the reference to monkeys, the reference to everybody, literally, being stupid and/or idiots?
Would you like me to continue quasi, do you not believe it reasonable to treat others as they treat you?
Martin, Monada did gave (you) a chance to express some level of normal opinions , starting some appropriate posting and a point of discussion more close to the "why this forum exits" in the first place.....why don't you read your reply again "mister doodle do pollite"..... and also look at the level of this forum.... you are not getting bullishit in "stereo".... but possibly like a live orchestra including a chorus...
1. Mood swings. This woman wants man to cow-tow every time she feels moody. Feed her?...Get real what is she…a baby? If you’re cold put some clothes on…in pain take paracetamol…What the hell
2. Make-up sex: reconciliation after minor and major fights? Doesn’t matter how much banging you do…the issues are still there.
3. Nagging: Hit the road
4. "You're tough": This doesn’t make sense.
This woman sounds like a spoiled child and knows diddly squat about a relationship. Seems to me she wants to enjoy lofty status by doing nothing at all except sit around and wait for a man to feed and clothe her…and she can’t do this herself?
Women are raised, I'd say across the world, according to the belief that one must be pretty to attract men.
Pretty women, across that same globe, find out from puberty on that their beauty can get them things lesser girls cannot.
Very pretty women experience such even more as they're blatantly spoiled.
Only a few of those will totally rely on it, in doing so discarding their education, a possible career and any planning for the future.
Their beauty is literally all they've got and they think that's all they'll ever need.
When they start realizing their beauty fades with age they more often than not turn erratic, desperate, unreasonable, moody and often aggressive, and display a hatred to younger one's for no apparent reason.
I've always been average, some say ugly even. I've always worked for my living and was lucky enough to study. Both have given me a future I now live in, and the further end I look forward to rather than despise it. In short I'll grow old gracefully.
I never met a woman without some mood swing, some nagging, and a bit spoiled. and also that want to be as pretty as they can , I always consider to be natural attribute of any woman, I am aware of men not able to accept that from western women, Australian, Ukrainian or anywhere in Europe, usually this men end up in the Thailand or down town Manila…. I was born in Italy and I can assure you that my mum and sisters were not that different from any Ukrainian woman in some aspect… but also I do understand why aussie blokes struggle to put up with that,,, been in Au for 23 years …. All I can say that I would NEVER live with a servant woman with no character…