Getting older can be an excuse to forget your age, so can having a few drinks but I received a letter today which was the third one I've received from different girls where the girl has got her age wrong.
In the latest one from her birthday (profile) it says that she is 23 but her email says 21.
It may seem a trivial thing and something I'll write in reply, but come on!
...how can you be out by 2 years at 21???
And I really wish someone would give me a £1 for every Viagra, or penis growth email I get !!!
I would be a rich man in less than a month, which oddly enough makes up the other third of the junk emails I get !! "would you like to make $$$$$ without working hard" "gt permenantly out of debt" Yeah like thats ever going to happen !!!
I always could spend it well even when I dont have it ;o))
Sound familiar to anyone ?!!!!
Chuckle?
You mean he was funny?
Gosh, I must have missed that.
I mean, he's monetarily confused, that's all.
He does not earn $ but will pay £, and then contributes Cents.
I don't understand an Iota.
Got no time for that.
Chuckle.
Lol returning to the original point, why should age really matter?
If I asked any of you how many orbits you've completed you'd probably think I was on my own little planet somewhere...
Think again!
1 Year = 1 earth orbit around the sun (Time must be relative to distance travelled).
I think I've proved my point that this is a mad world we live in. If I asked someone the above question and they thought I was mad, would it really be me thats mad or would they be dumb for not understanding it?
Age is a definition of how far you've travelled in your life and how many times you've spun around a big fire-ball in space. Why does that matter between men and women?
<Meanwhile my mind returns to reality...>
Yep well it ain't just women that lie about their age is it. I told a 34 yr old that I was 27 (even though I was slightly younger). Couldn't help myself the woman would never agree to meet me if she knew my real age (and she wasn't the sort you wanted to miss an opportunity with if you know what I mean).
Only part of her that was pleased to see me was her son! (Kid liked me more than she did). Well she seemed to be volatile actually..
One minute she liked me the next she seemed to hate my guts!.
Women: Feminine version of the human race with reproduction capabilities. Women look for men with fat wallets. Women rarely admit to this and like to be seen as the genuine nice woman from heaven that the rich man has always been looking for. See also: Prostitute.
Prostitute: Similar to Women with the exception that they will admit to wanting to empty your wallet. Prostitutes can in many circumstances be thought of as far more honest than women.
She wouldn't even tell me her B/day. Like I said one minute she was fairly sociable and the next she wasn't but things like her B/day were not discussed. She made it quite clear that she was holding the cards because she was the woman (and we all know that women have this ability to hold their power over us when they know we like them).