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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Messages that make you laugh Author Post WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/10/2014 3:00:29 PM   Soem girls just send me messages that make laugh and leave me scratching my head. I am talking to this girl about our hobbies etc. and out of the blue she sends me messages like this one: Hello there darling, W...!!!.. Thank you very much for your letter)))))How are you?? How are things??? I'm thinking about you often, darling.. I think this is a good sight..)))And you?? Are you thinking about me? Darling could you please tell me, what difficulties you face, when preparing for a trip to Ukraine?? I really need to know that!! Maybe I can do anything to help you!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm sorry for such inconvenience!!! ((((((((((( Do you mind if I ask you something, W....??? What would you feel if your girlfriend appears on the cover of Playboy magazine??? And, in general, would you allow her to do that??? I guess you wonder, why I ask you such question…))) In fact I have a friend, who faces such problem. She is extremely beautiful girl with breath-taking body…Velvet, bronzing skin, slender waist, big breasts and bouncy buttocks…Lucky she, right???))))LOL) Her boyfriend, a successful businessmen has the fixed idea… to see her on the Playboy cover.. He is ready to pay tons of money, but achieve that goal… At the same time she is shocked..How he, her beloved, want to show her to almost everyone… Does he love her at all???Or maybe it’s a kind of sex fantasy???... So, dear, I extremely need your opinion here…I want to help her...Tell me, please, what do you think about all that?? Maybe that’s ok and she don’t need to worry? Or maybe she has to break everything with him?... Impatiently waiting for your answer… ))) Warmly, V.... P.S. How do you think, honey, would be I suitable for the Playboy cover?? TomZ Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 7:31:48 AM   She's gauging you to see what you're financial state is and whether or not you're willing / able to support her. If you read between the lines... but it appears you can not. TomZ Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 11:46:45 AM   You see Russian women often talk in the 3rd person. They talk about a particular situation about one of their friends but it really applies to her. What she's saying with " maybe she has to break everything with him?... " is that maybe she needs to break everything with you. beemer18 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 11:51:23 AM   Well, is this the 29 yr old or ~26 yr old??? You did mention you are writing to 2 girls in another thread!!! I'd likely run when a lady says, 'darling.... ' TomZ Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 12:00:57 PM   beemer18 I would have initially agreed with you. When I first looked at the letter I thought it was that of a scammer. However, looking at it more closely, it's the letter of someone concerned about the financial state of someone she's potentially getting involved with. This girl is clearly looking for someone successful, with a good financial state who will be able to take care of her in the lifestyle she is accustomed to. She doesn't want to have to worry. lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 2:04:45 PM   WS’s girl wouldn’t last two letters with me. It’s not so much the questions that she is asking,,, but rather, how she is asking them. It reeks of scammer and/or insincerity. She is asking if it’s okay for the girlfriend of a guy (and her) to have her photos on Playboy or any skin mag?? Kinda makes a guy wish the delete button made a flushing sound when clicked on!! Beemer,,, add “honey” and “sweetie” to the list!! It makes me think of truck stop waitresses,,,, they’re just fishing for a big tip. WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 2:44:49 PM   I detect a sense of humour bypass here..... dcguy Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/11/2014 8:04:11 PM   I've come across quite a few odd messages myself, but those have been from profiles that eventually ask for money. I have come across profiles with photos that I would consider to be "playboy" or "trophy wife" material. But, I usually associate that with a person who has a rather egotistical personality and high maintenance. Neither of those traits are compatible with me. dcguy Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 2:56:55 AM   I have seen several emails with a long string of right parenthesis symbols. Is it supposed to emphasize something because other symbols appear to be more appropriate? Holding the key down also makes it appear that you are emphasizing the point too much (or too lazy to lift your finger off the key). WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 4:42:59 AM   beemer, This is neither the 29 or the 26 year old. Do you think I would be so stupid to put here my conversations with the serious girls, to give ammunition to people like TomZ? It is a girl I chat with and who I do not take seriously, but she entertains me. The interesting thing is that she is funnier than any man here. BTW, it may be different in your part of the world, but in the UK it is common for people behind a counter in a shop to call you darling, pet, love, sweetie, etc. I use these terms of affection and friendship with the girls and they usually respond the same way. We say to each other things like "my love" it does not mean anything more that my friend. dcguy, I have young female Ukranian FB friends and it is common for them to write messages like you say, such as: "I know what you mean!!!)))))))))))" Also, if you look at Spanish and Mexican messages (I have friends from there in FB and Youtube) they write things like: jajajajajajajajajajajaja (In Russian: axaxaxaxaxaxax), when one :-D will do. That is the way they do it, that is it. MartinPC Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 8:04:26 AM   I'd suggest that she is tempting one in to talking "dirty" with her, that she will respond in kind talking "dirty" also and before one knows it she's moved on to the subject of money. And I'll translate in to "real English" for the resident nit-picking Filipino with a small dick: "I detect a sense of humour bypass here....." He said: I detect a sense of humor bypass here..... TomZ Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 10:02:16 AM   There's nothing funny about this letter. S/he is either using a clever scamming technique or she is trying to gage your financial situation. You've already told her that you're not wealthy so perhaps this is her way of breaking it off. WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 10:36:03 AM   TomZ "You've already told her that you're not wealthy so perhaps this is her way of breaking it off." Oh really? That is sad :-( I thought she was offering to pay for me to go to see her if I could not go for lack of money She obviously forgot that photo of my Lamborghini which I sent her IBM..UK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2014 3:08:11 PM   A couple of interesting messages I have had...... 1. Herself and her friends were discussing about breast implants and wondered what my thoughts were regarding this. Is it right that a woman if she was not pleased with her appearance could have surgery to enlarge her breasts... A photograph was attached...She did not need implants!!!! 2. What did I think to her covering herself in chocolate which apparently would improve her skin. She had done it that afternoon. My reply. I'm OK with milk chocolate but not keen on plain.. 3. Another one was about drinking milk.....If you drank ordinary milk, she had read it would increase the size of your breasts. She was shocked...What did I think...My reply. Did she want me to drink milk to see if I developed breasts and it was true....apparently she could not stop laughing with my reply. WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 2:57:04 AM   IBM, Thank you! at last somebody who sees the humour in the messages some girls send you. (It had to be somebody from the UK, I think) I thought that people would come and post similar messages. Instead I am amazed that people set about seriously analysing the girl's message! And TomZ looking for anything that will help him settle and old score. lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 3:13:45 AM   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOIUgPKPJPE&feature=youtu.be lonelyranger1701 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 3:40:06 AM   4/15, 3:01am xxxxxxxxxxx “Hello xxxxxx! You live in Ukraine and I don’t,,, but sometimes I think you don’t realize your situation? Ukraine in the future could be thought of like Beirut, Bosnia, and Georgia. Next week you could be flying into a war zone, planes arriving from Kyiv might be considered a target by Russia. I think it is only normal for me to be concerned. “ This is a message I sent to my ex on the 15th of April! I gave her the money for the plane tickets to visit her parents. Does anyone remember the three people killed in April at a checkpoint near the outskirts of Donetsk? She would have passed through the same or similar checkpoint on that very day. She told me not to panic?! WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 5:36:33 AM   Message to moderators: Re: message by Lonelyranger Could you do something about people coming to hijack every thread with the conflict in East Ukraine? This has become a blatant abuse of these forums. There are already several threads that have been completely diverted to the war matter. They are full of messages that simply speculate and specualate about politics, military manouveres and the like. And now they have started with Israel, China, Iraq, etc etc. The forum clearly says above that this is about Love and Romance with FSU ladies. The only threads I think are valid are the ones that talk about how the current situation affects the ladies looking for a Western husband, that is the ones we are liaising with, and this should be in specific threads addressing the subject, not in every single one. I myself started a thread specific to the way ladies I know (not the whole country) say the way the current conflict affects them. I clearly intended this thread as a lighter view of our correspondence with the ladies, not about people getting killed in East Ukraine and the latter as a war zone. There are MANY other forums in the net that are intended for the war, politics, news, armament, military action, etc. I myself go to those forums to discuss those matters, not here. MartinPC Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 8:24:13 AM   (The forum clearly says above that this is about Love and Romance with FSU ladies.) WIFESEEKER ..... It also clearly states ..... "Fiance.com: Beautiful Russian brides" So that pretty much rules all us blokes out and any damsel in Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, the "stan" countries etc. and indeed any chick less than beautiful in the Russian Federation, indeed any Russian chick that isn't currently walking up the aisle as a bride. Now go and pick the bones out of that whilst taking a 'free for all' forum less seriously :) WIFESEEKER Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/13/2014 9:02:40 AM   MarinPC, Your excuse to come here to talk about rifles and aerplanes is the worst I have heard. It is evident that the site and forum use the word Russian as a generic term for FSU women. And that most people talk about Ukrainian women, including the Ukrainian ladies in the forum plus talk about other ladies in the Baltic states. Add to that: this is a sister forum to that fiance.com website, which has ladies from several FSU countries. Your logical thinking is the same as that of a 10 year old boy who plays with his airfix tank models. "WIFESEEKER ..... It also clearly states ..... "Fiance.com: Beautiful Russian brides" So also pick the line: 'Send flowers to Russia....' And say that it rules out anyone who does not talk about flowers You are such a MORON! And if you are prepared to follow your own explanation, in that case limit yourself to talking about beautiful Russian fiances, not Russian Kalashnikovs and Mig aeroplanes. Duh! Maybe your Filipino English prevented you from reading the other title at the top: "Place for men to get questions answered and share experiences in dating" Although you may have done as your dating seems to be with military aeroplane and tank 'models' Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Messages that make you laugh
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