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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > American humour (2) Author Post dragster Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/19/2004 5:15:04 PM   am i missing something here hoeni........doesn't the title of this thread say something about humour??????? Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/21/2004 11:38:48 AM   Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who will call, not wait for weeks. I pray he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. I pray this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I pray beside my bed, I look at the clown you sent me instead. Amen. Male Prayer: I pray for a deaf, mute, nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/21/2004 1:44:33 PM   How much Calcium can you get from a nipple? Enough to grow a bone. geriatrix Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 11/11/2004 11:08:37 AM   Ralph was on his way home from work one night when he suddenly realised that he had completely forgotten his daughter's birthday. He rushed to the nearest toy shop and asked the owner, "How much is the Barbie in the window?" "Which one?" the shopkeeper replied. We have Workout Barbie for $19.95, Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Soccer Barbie is $19.95, Cinderella Barbie $19.95, Retro Seventies Barbie $19.95, and Divorced Barbie $375." "Hold on," Ralph said. "Why is Divorced Barbie $375 when all the other Barbies are only $19.95?" "Well, it's like this," said the shopkeeper. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture..." olegnay Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 6:28:29 PM   They just discovered a viagra for women.- money:) ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 6:34:21 PM   Humor makes me smile :) nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 7:16:11 PM   Olegnay then viagra's been around for a loooooooonnnnnnnngggggg time! That is a good one! Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > American humour (2)
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