Note to myself:
Remember never to flirt with free's daughter.
I have told my 19 daughter's boyfriend the following 'ice breaking' words when she brought him home for ThanksGetting Turkey last November: "If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry."
What would I tell him if she comes up with a 60 year old boyfriend..."pass the prune juice"?
PS: Yes, unless you are the one doing the cooking and hosting it is always ThanksGetting..:)
She is absolutely Gorgeous, in fact stunning, but spoiled rotten ( not my doing ) independant, intelligent and A smart ass. Dont feel too bad thunder I dont like any boys messing with her ) I know what they are all thinking.
Heh, good one TOAD. Here's another one for the list.
An old man went to the doctor for his annual check up, but his hearing was not that good. His wife came with him to assist the doctor with translation.
The doctor began with, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
"Huh!" the old man yelled.
His wife shook her head and shouted, "He said to give him your underwear!"
but that all fathers do - I'm convinced the main reason for them turning grey. A friend of mine has 3 daughters, and I pity him already :) He was, still is a bit, a naughty bugger, big womanizer in his time, and all fathers of the potential suitors (small village) know him I suppose.
So much for sympathy I guess ;-)
If that all is not your doing - it's not bad going, especially the two i's!
Trad: No offense taken. (I assume your comment was aimed at me).
But we all age differently. And we are all attracted to to those we are interested in for different reasons.
Her father passed away when she was young - and she has always had older boyfriends - never been attracted to anyone her own age. Is that a personality flaw? Could be. But we all have personality flawa. Its what makes us interesting.
For me - I was married way too young - and it was specifically for a pregnancy. I was able to make a go of it but always felt that it was an obligation as opposed to a relationship I wanted to be in. I always felt that I would have my chance to pursue the person I really wanted to find - later in life. I'm ONLY attracted to younger women (women 20 to 25) and they seem to like me too - though establishing such a relationship in the US is virtually impossible.
Our quirks (hers and mine) seem to balance out this whole thing. If it lasts a few years - at least (I hope) they will be happy.
Freebird - when my 27 year old son was 21, he briefly dated a 35 year old woman. That was a little strange in my opinion - but I kept an open mind. As I hope I always will do.
I find it interesting by the way, that people seem fairly open minded when they discover the age of my fiance. At least they start out that way - until I mention that I have sons 20 and 27 and that she is actually younger than one of my children. Suddenly it seems that she is too young for me. As if the age of my kids somehow bumps me uop in age - or her down.
I dated a twenty year old in Latvia. She spoke of marriage and seemed quite serious about it - until I mentioned how old my children were (and for the record she was actually older than my youngest, by a four months) then she became skitish as well.
Its a strange phenomenon - I am much younger - if my children are not mentioned. And much older if they are.
jet, out of curiosity how old is the mom with the wrinkle cream? (got that from you other thread) My father in-law is seven years older than me and I thought that would be akward before we first met, but man he turned out one of those big, tall ukrainians whose face can tell you the story of their life. Very nice, very pleasant guy but talking about wrinkles, I would send him a big can of that cream that you sent if I knew he was going to use it.
The mother (my fiance's mother) is actually EIGHT years older than I am - aha! That's one number that doesn't sound too out of bounds. And its only becasue she waited until she was in early 30s to have a child.
My fiance asked for the wrinkle cream for her mother - I would not have been sp presumptuous as to send it other wise. Still - every molecule of that stuff will have a job to do.
Yes that would be awkard jet to send her mother a bunch of skin repair cream. Can you imagine, the box comes in (wildly anticipated) with all the chocolates and the pajamas with the cute slippers for the daughter and then out of the bag for her mom an unexpected yet badly needed can of night gel. 55 years, jet, can do that much damage? Those people in FSU have a rough life.
The first Christmas that I visited Kharkov, her mom requested a powerful meat grinder. I looked everywhere for days, every store in my area, the only powerful meat grinders where the professional ones that were available online for direct shipping and weighed over 100 pounds. In this country, it is not common to grind meat at home. So, I had to buy one in Kharkov, it was very powerful and cost a lot less than I expected. Mom still uses the meat grinder and says thanks from time to time.
jet is on to this one and also his daily nutritional routine includes quantities of kefir, which is known to result in significantly enhancing one's stamina and longevity.
Seriously, I saw pictures of jet and his girls and my testimony is:
(a) jet looks younger than 47 (more like early forties) and also looks he's in excellent shape
(b) both girls he dated in Moldova are local beauties and will be a smash hit in Madison, Wisconsin (mystery solved why jet was so obsessed with Moldova and Moldovians)
jet, my reply to your mail keeps coming back, I meant to ask which one is your fiance, the girl on your left or your far left in the first picture (the one in the restaurant)
Jet did seem to have A bit of a guilty conscience though. I mean the topic was about A 40 year age difference ))) not A 23 year age difference.... Planning for your next wife at 60+ jet ?? )))
Do's a favour Jet, and explain that in a way understandable for a dyslexic Eksimo? Something akin "You know you're a Redneck when you help move your neighbours fridge, and discover the grass under it is dead" maybe?
Chill Wtrav? I'll give you more measles - they've tried for a son, sperm washed, shaken and juggled and all that, and indeed she's now expecting - a girl, #4! ;-))
But they're nice, lovable and give you lots of huggies (not diapers). Cute as anything, I'll have a daughter anytime. I'll be as soft and manipulatable as the most spineless wimp...
... until the first suitor rings the bell.
A man steps into a Confessional and begins his confession saying "Father, I'm sixty years old. Last night I went to my regular bar expecting to down a couple of beers and turn in early, when I happened to notice a beautiful young woman sitting at the other end of the bar. I approached her and we began to talk. As the evening prgressed she asked me if I would like to go home with her. And I did go with her. We went to her apartment and on entering the room I saw another beautiful woman lying naked on the sofa. While I stared in disbelief the woman I had been at the bar with also disrobed and father we did everything. I have never had a night like that before. (Details for this raunchy joke left out.)
The priest said "Son, I direct you to say the rosary 20 times and..." The old interupted saying "Why?" The priest said "Don't you want to be forgiven for your sins?". And the man said "Father, I'm not even Catholic." To which the priest replied "Then why are you in here telling me this?" And the man said "Father, I'm telling EVERYONE!"
Freebird - maybe its a lttile more like THAT than a guilty conscience.