Forgive me for chiming in late, but they don't eat meat? Do they qualify "salo" as "meat"? I thought you could get deported in Ukraine if you didn't like "salo". :-)
My only bad habit is the glue sniffing and I must say it is more or less under control. The worst thing about that particular bad habit is that if you are too enthusiastic it can result in losing a nostril for a couple of days. Eventually the glues releases but it is a bitch when it happens.
This is almost too good to pass up! Lol, about 20 years ago I used to play in a travelling football league, actually we traveled around and played other teams for kegs of beer on Saturday afternoons. In one game I sprained my ankle pretty bad and it blew up like a balloon. So I stop by mom's and I grab some Epsom salt to soak my ankle. I get home and say screw it I roll one up to kill the pain with the 18 or so Budwisers I have in the refrigerator. So I throw the baggie with the epsom salt on my dope tray and sit back and smoke my doobie. Half hour later one of our friends Who was a bit of a mooch comes by, and my two buddies and I sitting there drinking beer in my degenerate pad. Good old Marty can't let his mooching and greedy ways go and asks me, hey Rif is that what I think it is in the baggie? I said Marty it's whatever you want it to be. He asked if he could have some, I said knock yourself out. So good Ol' Marty cuts himself too huge lines of epsom salts and in a microsecond those lines disappeared up his nose. His eyes bulged bigger than Rodney Dangerfield's, snot came boring out of his nose I thought his brains were coming next, but that would have been a long wait. He looked at us and said where did you get this? That shit is almost pure! I said damn straight Marty I don't mess around, but you would have to know Marty we got him stoned on Maple leaves about two months before. We couldn't handle it, we were in tears! I forgot all about my pain in my ankle but the thing that pissed me off the most was all the money I spent on reefer and this idiot was stoned naturally. I never smoked a joint after that!
Scott, my friend doesn't eat meat, salo....I really mean it:) No no of course not:))) I know you're making a joke on me:)) of course you are not deported if you don't like salo:)