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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Where is Toad? I miss you on the forum. Author Post nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/6/2005 10:37:51 AM   Sorry Annika no wig, I shave my pecs for definition. I'm not really interested in your sitcom at this time. Call me when my lady has bilked me out of thousands of dollars and has left me for a Brit. God that just has a way to Piss off an Irishman!! telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2005 7:58:50 AM   Senora Anna, no problem with toupe, at telenovela we have a whole departamento only for wigs! I have exciting news!!! Senor Toad has agreed to perform in the new role soon. I am happy to report we are now in final negotiation. We agree with him he will also present the new latino version of the Fat Actress show. More I will tell after we complete our agreement with Senor Toad. Senor Toad absent from your forum because needs time to think the new role. Mr. Nasfan6 is no good for our telenovela, I talked with my partner and we think he would scare the latina women who represent more than 80% of our audience. However, we have a role for him if he prefer in a latino version of Matlock. Unlike the American version, our Matlock is old but with a long moustache and dark hair in chest and back. Please make important note: do not shave your pecs, you must look hairy!! Also, my secretary spoke a word of a donkey available in your forum. This is very important information. We need the donkey immediately for the scene where Mr. Toad and Mathilda are in the fields. Mathilda sits on the donkey and Mr. Toad push the donkey. We must have a donkey familiar with Mr. Toad. Senora Anna, who belongs to the donkey? can we borrow him? For your services, you will receive a nice comision. For the role you speak, I would be happy to speak with your manager, but we need some variants first. Mr. Toad asked to be surrounded by very young women all lower than 25 and all blond and all look houswife. Please Senora Anna it is very important answer the variant. Thank you very much, muchas gracias! Yours, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President, Telenovela Enerprises nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2005 8:29:17 AM   Well now my dreams are trashed. If you have a role for the Latino version of "Bullitt" I would love the opportunity to auditon for that role. I've had this re-ocurring dream of of driving a 1972 Toyota Corona down the streets of Bogata at high speeds chasing a Gull Wing Mercedes, inside driving is Pablo Escobar, with Moe,Larry and Curly inside, the background music was "Low Rider" from War. Please send the script to Don Cheatum, at the Talent Agency, Dewey,Cheatum and Howe. Yes I have a SAG card, but since I'm a starving artist I will not ask to work an union scale. If I don't not like the script I can always use the paper for kindling in my fireplace and cook my food, I got one hell of a recipe from Buddy Ebsen on possum stew from his days on the Beverly Hillbillies. Thanks Frank Bullitt P.S. Please no donkeys in the film for me since I'm allergic to Asses! geriatrix Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2005 8:38:19 AM   "...Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President, Telenovela Enerprises ...." ---- THE REAL Speedy Gonzalez ??? Annika77 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2005 9:45:58 AM   From the Public Information Office of Senora Anna, My dear Pepe, both Senora Anna and her Welsh/Brit manager are true Aryans with blonde hair and blue eyes, though somewhat outside of the age range required by Senor Toad. Might I suggest a remake of the "Boys from Brazil", or the "Nurnberg Trials" for these two budding Hollywood Wanabees. Alternatively Senora Anna sees herself in "Footballer's Wives" or "Mile High". Your commission proposition is satisfactory, though Senora Anna will not work for less than 10 pesos per episode plus a cosmetic allowance ......... the donkey will unfortunately be more expensive because his time is limited due to frequent appearances in various guises on this forum. Performing in a field sounds interesting, we need more script information on this subject. Yours Sincerely Ivor Bigun nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2005 10:48:05 AM   Interesting "Boys from Brazil?" True Aryans. If I recall you will really have to change the script a lot. Not one of the actors in that movie was Blonde. They worshipped Hitler, who himself was not Aryan. Interesting concept a movie based on deceit and genocide. I love it! spirittraveller Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/8/2005 12:44:11 AM   especially since his mama had some Jews in her family closet. I seen this movie at the movie theater when it came out ( dates me) have never seen it though since I fell asleep and pissed everybody off with my snoring. telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/8/2005 3:31:37 PM   Dear Senor Ivor Bigun, at this moment my secretary looking for material in Senor Toad very insightful literature in your forum. We believe we can come up with at least two new telenovela based on the material as well as to improve very much the script "La Telenovela de Toad" that is under final construction currently. Senor Toad very sophisticated man. However we are little shy to ask question about "hedonistic". Mr. Toad use hedonistic very often, we do not know the exact meaning. We appreciate very much your asistance to understand the meaning of this word that is so important. Your request about Senora Anna earn 10 pesos plus a cosmetic allowance no problem! The donkey is very interesting to us, we understand the price high. The problem with scene in a field we have constructed in the Telenovela studio in Tijuana with a very big very nice poster of Sierra mountain on the wall. Senor Toad is required he wear a large sombrero and our director of the produccion is afraid the donkey may scare by Senor Toad who is very tall man with the sombrero and drop Mathilda on the set. This present big problem for us and we appreciate very much your asistance to contact the owner of this donkey that is a familiar with Senor Toad may we borrow for a few days. Please ask senora Anna who is very helpful very knwoledgable woman please ask is the donkey doing everything Senor Toad say? if yes, we pay the price you say no problem! Senor Nasfan6 very sympathetic man however Steve Maqueen look no good for our film. Senor Toad look like Ricky Martin twenty - thirty year from now very attractive to latina woman over 40 year. We are very happy with Senor Toad and we look forward in a long and prosperous relation. Senor Nasfan6 do you have another skill that is useful to us? we want to find a good opportunity for you at telenovela, you are very good, very sympathetic man. Finally, mr. geriatrix, new person is a member of your forum? Speedy Gonzalez is a big symbol of our country. Other studio associated with this character. Telenovela is a company of medium size, office in south Los Angeles, studio moderno en Tijuana. Please email me if you wish to receive information, you look clever man a lot of money (?), maybe you like to invest in a very high growth enterprise in a very high growth industria? We can cooperate if you like, we are very happy to discuss a partnership. Muchas gracias, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President Telenovela Enterprises Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/8/2005 4:16:10 PM   Hola Geri, there you are, off you go to your partners ship. Sailing the seas of growth, a virgin territory for you it seems. Pepe should ring a fimiliar bell to a man san show, and I seem to remember very subtle hints from you regarding your available funds. Pepito, Geri is the donkey's trainer, get him and the donkey will follow. Obviously they'll come as a package deal, and as a word of advice I'd include Hay and Akwavit in my offer. Nasfan is definitely not your queen, I would actually urge you to reconsider your wording in this regard. Gonzalez might be a speedy surname but Mike tends to laugh at both mice and their speed. Regarding Bigun, he's managing Anna only, and I would suggest to ask her, gently, to explain to you to in's and out's of the hedonistic meanings embedded in senor Toad's messages. Pour yourself a tequila and brace yourself for some eye-openers. Max Turner telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/8/2005 5:05:10 PM   Senor Thunderdome, muchas gracias for your introduction and for your very good words of advice. Are you the owner of the forum? Geri work for you? About package deal must ask my partner, please inform us of the variants of the package deal, but we are very sorry we do not have knowledge of Mr. Hay and Mr. Akwavit. Please explain to us. Yes I agree with you Senor Nasfan6 very sympathetic man. Believe me please I will do the best for him. We are very anxious to hear from Senora Anna's office the explanations about Senor Toad's characteristics. We are very interested to make La Telenovela de Toad a huge success. Tequila sunrise is very good, I drink one for you, thank you, muchas gracias. Yours, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President Telenovela Enterprises Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2005 1:38:10 PM   Bigun, begin to kick senora Anna into life. The correct interpretation of La Telenovela de Toad appears to depend on her explanation to amigo Pepito, so dont dawdle and fire up her bum. Pepe, I've seen the movie, it is an absolute miracle. So, what's next up yer sleeve? Tina Gibson telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2005 1:59:03 PM   Senor Thunderdome, the truth is that Senor Toad very unfortunately has decided to become a solitary man, he has withdrawn to his castle in the South Argentina area of Patagonia area very windy and solitary and do not wish to speak to anyone at the current moment. I am very concerned and worrying about his personal health. The last time he mentioned a heartbreaking story about a young Russian princess and the way things turn over for him. It is very apparent to me Sonor Thunderdome that Senor Toad is going through a very big psychological thriller currently in his own personal life and he is not willing to cooperate in the development of his own personal Telenovela even when I offered to him a personal forum with VIP email where he can ivite you and his other friends in the forum to talk to him out of his pain. So, La Telenovela de Toad is posponed indefinitely up to the point when Senor Toad decide to come out of his solitude to play the role of the main character. Muchas gracias, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President Telenovela Enterprises telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2005 2:01:09 PM   Senor Thunderdome, of course we are looking for replacment for Senor Toad in the show, if you wish to become Senor Toad you are more than welcome! We can tweak the role a few bits to your personal preference. If you are interested, please contact me and we can discuss a variance to our mutual satisfaction. Muchas gracias, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President Telenovela Enterprises Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/12/2005 2:31:54 PM   El Presidente, something tells me you didn't get it. Your posts are a hoot, the domain you use belongs to others and your nick delivers zilch in a SE hence you are Antonio Nonimez. Fata Morgana telenovela_enterprises Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/14/2005 8:52:05 AM   Senor Thunderdome, muchas gracias, but is Thunderdome your first name or your surname? I'm little confused. We noticed you refered also as TD. Is this a title that we omit when we adress your person or is a true nickname? You would like us to call you Senor TD Thunderdome is this appropriate in your country? Muchas gracias, Pepito. Alfonso "Pepe" Gonzalez President Telenovela Enterprises ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 8/14/2005 9:22:34 AM   Pee pee Picture this, Long grass, A GOAT Named Whobe. Now the grass is long your Neighbors can not even see you in your own back yard. One Day you go out to the Yard to you know kind of have your way with Whobe and the Neigbors are having A cook out and the only thing they can hear is you Moaning out Whobe whobe whobe my goat. I'll be your whobe for A while:))))))))))))) Ride hard Pee pee Ride Hard. LOL. Lena/from/Siberia Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/1/2005 4:38:17 AM   Welcome back liar!!! did not work withcali woman? Maxirat Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/1/2005 6:29:39 AM   Whowww - Lena from Siberia - you didn't take long to appear !!! Have you a secret adviser lurking in the forum ??? It would be good if you stayed and added some advice and comments from inside the FSU constituency. An old cliché “if you cant beat them – join them” Beat being the operative word !!!!! nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/2/2005 2:39:29 AM   Hey Max I have a problem with the Caliwoman as an adjective that a Russian would use, no matter how good their english is. I think Lena/From/Siberia is actually Wtrav02 in vernacular drag. Slang is not a strong suit for either Ukrainians or Russians no matter how good their language is. If it is Lena, which I highly doubt, Obession is not good my dear time to move on! Maxirat Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/2/2005 4:58:12 AM   Yes Nas - you probably right - I am a very gullible type !!!! You also correct about FSU slang dialogue Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Where is Toad? I miss you on the forum.
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