Mike gets us all past the common misconception that they speak English in Australia (which according to other threads would have actually made them European anyway.... nevermind).
I enjoy Mikes writings - no pretense he writes as he probably talks. Which is good - because it allows us to go back and read and reread what he wrote so that we can actually figure out what he's saying.
jetmba yes mate i write as i talk / tell it as it is - its the only way to be !
Ive actually got my girl after 3 years of trying to joke / to laugh / to not worry about things she has even adopted some aussie slang .
Iam proud of her she now calls a dollar in the old term ''real term ''QUID ! her mother looks at her strange when she goes to see her---- says to her G'day mum , how's yu day -
mum Ive been to the septic tank / bank - to get a quid go shopping ! HER OLD LADY SAYS TO HER DARLING YOU MUST STOP REFER TO DADDY AS THE ''OLD BLOKE !
Her mother said to her Darlink i go magazina hair shop i get facelift ( natasha said to her in good aussie humour) --''i think its a bit late '' lol lol lol.
The ole man spluttering with the lurgie she said to him ohh daddy sound very bad - i not purchase of any long play record if i was to be you !!!!
Its a scream ay ! i sit there watch em look at her like she just spent 400 hours getting dialect from outu space planted in to her .
They dont know what to make of it but they seem to like it .
I did have to pull her up remarking to the local cop she knows you know says good morning to him ---------G'day knackers !!! lol lol i near totally cracked up in the street cop never seen the funny side ay --no sence of humour at all .
The funniest one was in january we all having a big feed with the family onions etc she looked to her ole man ''he's scoffed all the onions'' said to him ------daddy to much onion you be ''fart like brewery horse'' !
didnt that bring the joint down ay !
Ive had over 3 years to indoctrine her into aussoe lingo lol lol she must know 45/ 55 -1 liners now -- plenty more to teach her yet .
now if we can make them all that way with the dry humour we be all far better off .
love you darlink i not be dead for ''quids '' ahh good girl overall ! two more years be not an ounce of russian speak in her!
Bit dangerous though when in moscow we seen a couple of poofs said to me darlink is arrr ''shirt lifter'' yes ! i said yes dear of course also known as
Ash tray's (-dont point ok )
there she was scribbling it down --god help her she ever goes for a job interview lol lol lol lol
I COULD JUST SEE IT AY THE DIRECTOR YOU KNOW ALL PRIM AND PROPPER HER FISRT WORDS
G'day how they hanging - yuri ! yu had a hard night ! you could do with a dad''n ''dave = shave !
she'd say lovely set of choppers yu got thier mate - peal an apple through a tennis racket - get yu a job diggin dam's !
DON'T WORRY SHE'D SAY I WON'T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF YOU --------- ''YOUR BARBERS ALREADY DONE IT'!
we good aussie folk always educate our sweethearts ! always .( ABSOLUTE NATURAL MINE LEARNS FAST )
So if any of you are in Rostov happen to hear a very pretty blonde bird 160 cm tall with all lovely features ''speaking in aussie slang'' ( which she uses every day of her life ) then you know whom she is ! REST OF THE TOWN LIKE A RUBIX CUBE - PRETTY SQUARE !
k what you wish guys -------ladies habits hmm ok that'l do as a start - recomendations well did you know they actualy big believers in you know spirit ladies and all that stuff ?
my girl& one of her friends recently qued up with near 200 folks in Rostov went to this person ( hey iam not a believer ) but you know ole granny witch type tell the girls and the boys for 5k rubles i can put a spell on the russian guy hassling you !!! you know he can end up growing 2 more toes or his hair il fall out.
True ay i witnessed this unique scammer taking $$ of the unwary i was shocked to say the least , i thought they burnt witches at the stake 13th century .
I had to have a word to em both went like this ! girls that old duck in the paisley style jacket she has eaten 1 too many mushrooms she's lost it !( iam not paying 5k rubles to get turned into a frog) and you collect my super = sorry NOT ON !
I just wonder if any you guys encounter such in russia first time ive seen it back in january .
( i thought they were emerging into modern world ?) really strange education it was i was not in the cue i was just looking on in disbelief folks would actually pay to get told something --in a western country full of snake oil sellers hey id understand --- but in russia ??? NEW ONE ON ME !
BRILLIANT NAME ------WHERE YOU FROM MATE ??
mate this trip over in 17 days time iam taking my cameras going to do like you know lifestyle type dvd ( tourist crowd in aussie has asked me to do it ) $$ job ---so il do dvd on how everything is there - ive got to be carefull where i film they get a tad funny about it ----------why / who knows !
But we have arranged go into two dance clubs ( my girls genius makes things happen -------of course ive had to grease a few palms ! ) ive got some footage i filmed private dance turnout in st peters in january jeses wept ohh has it turned out good -! more curves on the dvd than benny hill had on his girls talk about class ay!
look how we live in western countries = woman all ''second hand roses '' jeses its a sad turnout - no class at all .
I tried to film in metro subway some ''dudley doright militia dood got all upset'' quiet menacing ay - i got about 7 minutes in st peters metros before they spat the dummy - lots in the palaces - i dont know what all fuss is about filming ay - very strange !
Huh i have got quiet a bit err from a house of ''ill repute in Rostov ! swimming pools tarts the whole bit hey for 250 rubles mate i was given the cooks tour / stay film long as yu like so i did -----only i had sweetheart with me watching me like a hawk or id have sampled the wares on the way out ------------''man has to be good patron to local business of course'
i said that to natasha but narrrrrrr if looks could kill i said where's yu humour she remarked darlink you can is have all tarts is to you want but if do ---is you sleep on lounge next 6 month hmmm ! so i gave that idea a miss .
And she said to me yes you be first man is ''dead for Quid'' hmmmm !!
Warning guys dont play up there if yours loves you --really wrecks thier week ay - no sportsmanship at all ay !
Il Tell you what guys in my years living / going there there is one thing with russian girls that yu know at first you may not realise but look i say they are the most possessive and protective of there guy / turf -bar none ive ever met in the world mine is at times to the point of uncomfortable .
really very insecure girls at heart very easy hurt --still we learn as we go --dont dribble crap to em -------always do as you say you will do - stay loyal ( did i say stay loyal yes well try as we may - they have been known to abscond with a nice western chap whence they feel like it - man really has not much say in the matter and its rude to say NO ay )-- and you dont seem to have a worry .
Just foir good measure you know you read on forum guys going 1 girl get there its all grief you know more trouble than the ''lone ranger '' cant get a girl ! its all CRAP i tell you what if i walked one end business district in say st petersburg to the other on my pat malone and could not /.did not go home with a girl that evening well your either queer - or you bigger than ''jabba the hut out of star wars ''- never since hanuary 1999 have i stayed alone in russia ---and No ive never had to direct pay for company - but ive seen guys return to aussie ohhhhhhh sob no girls ??? i said to em where did you go a remote railway siding in siberia ??? idiots ! i need to run a course i think !
you only have to sit in the park -sure you have to smile be forthcoming to some guys its a natural thing -langauge barries = crap = bollicks ay ! hey point and gesture you'l be ok .i think wearing slouch hat draws eyes they become all inquisitive they want to know about where your from -your different you just made a pretty blondes day ! so easy ( and you pay agencies ???? why -its like paying a baker to watch him bake bread or the milkman to deliver his milk its free why would you pay to see it ??
Ok try get em outu the habit dribbling on in russian to thier friends in front of you - it really does not wash with me that sort of thing -95% of any man that is any good for a russian girl is an english speaking man!! ---so if yours does not know english hey teach her fast ay .
otherwise you will spend rest of your days wondering if they are talking about you - not somthing you sleep good with ------i know i dont --- trust does not come into it --its down the ''courtesy - good maners ally ay ''
they can all learn english a bloody site easier than we can learn russian .
G'day MIKE!! I am from Great Britain. Well.. not so great now, as we once were. Once we had the best navy in the world. We used to sail around the world sticking the union jack on other peoples land and claim it as ours.... Can't think where we went wrong really. Ohh and we used to export crims to Oz........(cripes Mikey!!, I better check out my ancestors!!) I have done two trips to FSU, but not in the summer, so I am looking forward to going this summer...Each time was not successful, but I did have a good time.
I understand what mike says, but reading it is like waking up the next morning with the worst hangover and so butthead outside your window operating a jackhammer!!
Sorry best i can do mate i was not aware that to speak on hear one had to have a diploma in the english langauge .
God forbid its not a crime you know where you are from / or how you word it - its actually in this country you know --taken in offence to have a go at way folks speak.
21 million hear these days mate ----i must say until id seen forum i can't honestly recollect anybody hear in the street having a dig at how something was worded or spoken ------and just for the record ive found the russians absolutely love the way aussies talk .
This could explain why 33,000 of the russians now live in aussie and seemingly que up to be with one .
End result well we are obviously doing something correct = otherwise they would not be in a que would they .
I personally like the way poms speak the ''ole dart ''you know ! Arthur Daly way to me thats real pommy all the slang / the sayings - and the old early britt times the colonies i reackon thats great - i can listen to poms all day i love the dialect .
The kiwi's i can't i mean if you want real bad bad bad english set yourself up in kiwi land you will hear it all -the ''poor cousins '' sadly amounted to very little - sad that huh .
The yanks i like way they talk southern ones --( i always reackon the south should have won the civil war ) lol lol. i liked their ideals -glory to the south brother yussim masser ---------love it ay !
Back to tin tacks though a person ( unbeknowns to me until like 18 months back on this forum) can get chastised for the way they write or speak?? ) something id never witnessed until 18 months back -----its in the class of -------''hey why would you bother'' ? i know i would not .
I MEAN ITS IN THE WHO CARES CATAGORIE if your all so so so perfect how do you all end up in grief in certain situations in Russia hmmm -------glass houses and stones ay ???????.
HMM I CAN ALWAYS WRITE IT IN FRENCH YOU KNOW ''THAT I SPEAK FLUENT'' - THEN YOU WOULD WHINGE OHH WE CAN'T READ IT ? IAM IN A LOSE LOSE SITUATION YES !
Well you tell me what lingo you would like me to write it in - my job is Historian i can speak 4 langauges --its part of my job ! please yourselves .
Brilliant Name --mate 2 trips huh -ohh my boot leather is wearing out doing trips iam into number 15 1st may ------ i dunno i love the place ( maybe iam mad i dont know ) ive invested so much now into russia $$$ apartment i truly feel an imposter being in Australia .
It was a good place 15/ 17 years back but the ''do well's wrecked it with political correctness --------i like the ''graft type of folks '' as i say the Arthur daly types '' always got a caper going ( i can find plenty of capers keep me entertained in Russia )
Australia is a boring dump big sandpit full of useless natives - i loath the place aussies don't have the spine they used to have ---- the 1930's / 1960's old style aussies ------did it THIER WAY ! we'l do things different they said.
jeses i love that style of person -lives on the edge - no fear ! i love it ------i despise the cocoon sucurity type folks to scared to leave the backyard .
The 60's aussie he'd die before he coppered on his mate the year 2000 aussie is a type you know see's a wrought -------can't get to a copper quick enough i seen him i seen hIm do it = squeeler --should be shot !
I was raised a different way share all you have in life to HELL with the system its for mugs -----its for the ones ring in nose ----please sir dont growl at me ---you see as i mean ! the LED society the ones whom cant think for themselves = idiots not worth thier salt ----.( in the square )
No i have to get out of this joint 1 more DO-WELL to the door iam liable to spend 25 years in her Majesties guest house -------for murder ! .
Mans only born to be accountable to the lessor god if he deems fit to do such -----i know il die happy mate il die fighting the system il NOT BE TOLD BY ANY BUGGER !.
Il stick to my guns --when they pay my rent because i cannot do it then -------and only then am i no longer in a position to live as i please ---------up thiers for the rent as we say .
I had so much fun at the embassy in moscow last year --take ticket stand in que -sit as it may be --------no i don't think so they were obviously speaking to somebody behind me fuggem ! i walked straight to the jump said to ''fur head '' hey my sun - iam hear your thier -------ive got places to ne iam standing in your que ok .
He served me --------you get anything in this life if you speak up --its amazing i shoved 500 rubles into his claw all of a sudden i was first in the que ----other half said to me darlink i love way you do such is very good .
ohh so simple i love this russia you can buy anything --------err few things i seen for sale at Kazan markets were hmm definately not legal but hell $300 could have joe westerner stroll away with an arsenel -quiet scary hmm .
All the wrong type folks there you know -------
BUT I WILL LOOK INTO AY HMM 70's style how can i say it ARTHUR DALY STYLE ENTERPRIZE When i live there --got to have something to entertain me ! the sweethearts fine sex / bex and 4 xxxx --but you soon get sick of that.
I mean how many times do you want to climb the mountain hmm !
I get sick of it after awhile i spose we all do ---!!
YES ID BE LOST THIER WITHOUT A ''CAPER '' ITS JUST NOT ME ! I recall being employed in 1983 by a company ''hardware joint'' gave me job head night storeman hmm warehouse full of rivet guns only best quality --well of course i was inventory man in charge all this golden stock they gave me the keys ! ( IDIOTS )
What was i supposed to do ???
How decent of them --lol lol - gave me the books too ! great -i supplied 14 builders for 17 months lol lol - the night shift all got rich lol lol lol lol....
I love it ha ha - nobody gets hurt everybody makes a quid ! whats wrong with that .
we all left in the end 16 guys on night shift all driving new cars lol lol , looked a bit strange time to move on yes lol.
Cemetary is full of workers all lived by the system all died broke too and the family paid off the funeral -----no thanks .
Iam sure i can find a hmm lucrative wee business in russia never get greedy thats the secret greed brings folks unstuck never rob a battler ! but believe in Robin hood taketh from the rich giveth to the poor if its yourself its justified lol.
After all the rich in this world all got rich mostly from taking from the poor iam correct that in saying if all wealth was taken from the rich and distributed to all even / stevens across the world - then in 5 years the 10% scoundrel rich would have it all back again correct .
All said and done il have to find myself an enterprizing wee business in russia preferably going halves with a pom ==========they are the masters off graft and we learnt off the mother country - tis a fact we followed suit we had good teachers .the very best from ole mother england .
My last mate in business lankashire man seLL sand to the arabs what a good bloke he was .
Oh what a good whinge..us Aussies seem like we got a lot of "belly aching" to do.
Just remember, if you marry a Russian girl and bring her to Australia and it then the marriage goes "belly up" ( dies and divorce happens ), you as the good old Aussie bloke, will get a 'good shafting" by the Australian courts ( as foreign girls are seen as innocent victims that can do no wrong and were at the mercy of us "evil guys" and us blokes are devils and its all our fault and you willb e presumed guilty that you abused her by the court even if you are innocent and its just because she's a help-less foreign woman ), you will get financially crucified and get nothing..loose your house, car, bank account to her while you get to keep the clothes on your back and nothing more.
Australian divorce and family law courts and judges suck!
Aussieman hey --it appears to be taken as ''matter of fact'' that everybody wants to bring a girl from Russia to another country -- i wonder where folks get that idea ?? ( why would any self respecting Aussie want to do such injustice to his love) - to bring her to ''DUMP Australia ...........
You know what its like hear hey its not a whinge -its a fact look at the s-------hole .
tell me if iam incorrect but i can give you 30 reasons NOT TO LIVE HEAR '' iam patriotic i did 3 years aussie army -hey as i said 15 or so years ago it was still worth living hear .
now unless your a very weak individual whom wants to be robotically governed its not worth being hear mate
the minuses !
PAY BILLS TO YOU DIE
ANSWER TO THE DO -WELLS YOU KNOW BLEADING HEARTS FOR COONS AND SUCH.
THE HOUSES THAT PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD
THE JOY OF AUSTRALIA -WAKING UP KNOWING YOU STILL OWE 323K ON THE MORGAGE AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DIE UNTIL YOUR 87 ( LAST PAYMENT DUE YOUR 87TH BIRTHDAY )
ON YOU 55TH BIRTHDAY YOU HAVE A PARTY CONGRATS YOU NOW OWN THE BACK DOORSTEP OF YOUR HOME
THE PUBLIC EVERYBODIES ON THE SPONGE
THE PUBLIC EVERYBODY HATES A WINNER
IF YOU HAVE A QUID ------YOUR SURROUNDED BY BUMS AND JELOUS BASTERDS WHO ALL HATE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE $4000 IN YOUR LIFE MORE THAN THEY DO .
THE BACKBITING YOU KNOW IT AUSSIEMAN -EVERY BASTERDS A COPPER ! ( WHO CAN YOU TRUST )
YOU NEED A LICENCE FOR EVERYTHING FROM FARTING TO WALKING YOUR DOG IF IT CRAPS ON THE FOORPATH YOUR NEAR IN COURT .
BREAK FLATUENCE AT WORK AND YOU GET THE SACK .
YOU GET PINCHED ON THE ROAD FOR EVERYTHING AND LETS FACE IT THE COPS DONT CARE IF YOU DIE LONG AS THE NEG DRIVING FINE IS PAID ON YOUR DEATH BED .
WE PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR EVERYTHING .
AND YOU ANSWER TO EVERY BASTERD !
EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE THAT PEOPLE WHOM WERE MIDDLE CLASS 15 YEARS BACK ARE NOW BUMS LIVING IN THE PARK .
IS THAT ENOUGH ! WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO BRING A BIRD HEAR ------IAM GOING THERE TO LIVE !
TO ANOTHER THING GUYS WHAT AUSSIE MAN SAYS IS 50% CORRECT BUT A BIRD HEAR FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY UNLESS SHE IS A CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY SHE CAN MOAN ALL SHE LIKES IN THE COURTHOUSE THE JUDGE WONT SEE HER --HEY UNTIL SHE IS A CITIZEN SHE BASICALY HAS NO LEAN ON ANYTHING REGARDING A MAN HEAR THE OLE JUDGE UNTIL SHE IS MARRIED -AND A CITIZEN HEY SHE HAS NO CALL ON THE MATTER OF ASSETTS ETC ( judge address her as miss TOURIST )----AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND WHAT IVE SEEN IN AUSSIE GUYS MARRIED TO EM
(a) THEY DONT KNOW THE SYSTEM IT WOULD TAKE EM 10 YEARS TO PICK IT UP
(b) THEY WOULD NOT BE BOTHERED PUTTING THEMSELVES THROUGH ALL THAT RED TAPE .
(c) IF A RUSSIAN GIRL IS GOING TO ''GET YOU '' THEN 99% OF THE TIME ITS ONLY FOR WHATS IN YOUR POCKET ON THE DAY ------ITS YOUR WALLET FRANK -YOUR IN CONTROL IF YOUR STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE IT AWAY -------WELL SO BE IT !
NO I CANT SAY IN MY CLOSING ON 8 YEARS WITH RUSSIANS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN PERSONALLY A BIRD HEAR IN AUSSIE GO TO ALL THE GRIEF TO TRY GRAB A BLOKES HOUSE THEYD NOT BE BOTHERED .
I DONT SAY IT HAS NOT HAPPENED BUT BY GOD ID LIKE $10 FOR EVERY RUSSIAN I KNOW IN AUSSIE I CAN'T SAY IVE EVER HEARD OF IT.
ID NEVER DO MY GIRL THE INJUSTICE OF LIVING HEAR MATTER OF FACT AUSSIEMAN THE LAST THING MINE WANTS TO DO -IS LEAVE RUSSIA SHE IS DEAD HAPPY THERE -WHY UPSET THE APPLECART ITS MUCH SIMPLER US TO GO THERE AND LIVE .
iF YOU LOOK MATE INTERNET STATS PRESENTLY 713 AUSSIES LIVING IN LATVIA AND RUSSIA "" PERMANENT ''!!!!! -IN MY BOOK THATS 713 REAL SMART COOKIES , BE 714 WHEN IAM GONE AND MATE THERE WONT BE A TAXI IN TOWN THAT CAN GET ME FAST ENOUGH TO THE AIRPORT GET OUTU THIS DUMP .
Russia ive got none of the crap to put up with i know the rule its basic -----over there run outu money your world comes to an end mate but guess what my work is done on line and in museums etc -now i can work and earn my income in any country from south pole to north pole i dont give a toss where i live --long as its not a DO- WELL joint like hear ,.
all i need is a pc and a post office ive got that in Rostov where i live most of the time i dont give a toss about there russian ways i just go to anywhere i can be left alone in peace and i find russia to me is ideal in that sence .
il asK nothing of the ruskies il live spend my bux there die in the arms of my lovely blonde do me ---------iam happy .
so politics all the crap courts sorry iam exempt i wont marry so i cant be gotten can i things get sticky i just move on so simple .
MIKEOO,
Dont ever try to change the way you put your points across. Very entertaining, you make me laugh every time. And your advice is brilliant. Well, most of it.
COOLJ iam off mate i leave in around 59 hours and counting down escape from '' political correct do- wells of aussie .
Back to sweetheart ( thankyou lord ) back home to Rostov - lot to do this trip ! - i could easy get talked into just err---------not coming back --man should just vanish into russia iam dead sure many have done it .
My luck id end up with Dudley - Doright on the door ( Aussieman ) you know there he is il be a good copper !!!! i can't tell a fib ! asshole he is !.
Couldn't you choke it!
COOLJ i get into em mate your dead a long time and in 2007 of every 10,000 people in the world you barely have 3 that stand up tell it as it is ------lifes to short mate to be a ''yes man '' to the system its for weakies and mugs ! you want to do something in life fuggit just do it ay .
Tell you something mate most aussies morgage slaves ohh must have a house -pay till you die ( then when your gone 8 times out of ten your offspring sell it and piss it up against the wall in the boozer they don't apprieciate nothing - this generataion mate 16 / 28 years is the ''shit generation ''
They'd not carry a birthmake so why bother leaving em fugg all -my house mate sold it in aussie let the morgage slaves have it suckers ! i was one -then i woke up !
i had land too its gone ----i got smart bought the apartment in russia cheep and ive still got a quid in the banky poo .
rest of my life i just intend to work only to meet what i need and enjoy life with my lovely --marriage smarridge it dont matter a toss ! piece of paper and a ring means fugg all .
tringa yes mate i had a bit of a rave there ---------but its true as i say -i would not bring my girl hear to live --------she's been hear once -------- hated the joint - its a pay until you die place .
stand in ques
bow yu head
fugg that for a joke ay --i never stand in a que in russia ----nar fugg it -to hell with western ways .
i had 49 years of crap ! mugs game !
I bloody dispose all the political correct crap i hate it with a passion ! do -wells all stand there tell you this / that cant be done = crap ! anything can be done in this world if they all stop sitting on thier hands get off arss and do it ay.
got to pack bags mate i leave very soon .
mike00
It is very strange that you all want to have a beautiful young girl at the same time you are old and not rather fresh and pleasant persons. And you want them to love your inner world wthout any money. It is fair they have beauty and you have money. You pay for their young age.