I guess any airliner that isn't Australian is Soviet, of course Australia has/had a mega airliner building industry, after all they built the GAF Nomad (affectionately known as the 'Go Mad') :)
Nobody could make up a story like this.
His intention was to get into the pants of the first hottie in Odessa he finds willing.
But due to poor forward planning he first finds the only Russian keyboard in the whole of France, gets burnt in the rocks, gets rubbed in the shorts by a Scottish bird, and now he's in London looking for flights back the way he came.
He's getting further and further away from where the action is at.
He's gonna be doing the internet cafe thing from Helsinki next.
Can anyone help this guy out? Maybe send him some money to help out with internet club expenses?
Nah, it was a youtube video he made while he was in Aussie...he got his visa before here left, the only proof so far that hes been to Ukraine is a comment about a soviet keyboard in France.
Ben...just because he may/maynot have a ukrainian visa doesn't mean he is/will be going there.
Nooga seems to be one who wants to talk the talk but won't walk the walk. Can't believe he is stumbling around europe, if his main focus was on ukraine girls and being in odessa.
I am away from Australia for 6 weeks. 2 weeks of that was on a contiki tour around western europe. That has now finsihed... I am now only few hours from my muchly ANTICIPATED FOOT OFF THE PLANE AND ONTO UKRAINE... Understand? As for the scottish bird, I would give her a rating of a solid 5 out of 13, never the less after my short stay in ukraine I will be heading back to Soviet Skotland to give her and her sister what for.
Now, please... I have made out THE WHOLE TIME to you old passionfruits that I am DEFINATELY going to UKRAINE - And am never a man to just be all talk... You guys disappoint me. Have I been wasting my time stressing that I AM INDEED FOR REAL?
You Noogas' should feel a tad happy for my youngself and my adventure. Now given the fact that this aging EX - Soviet FOCKER 100 makes the trip, I'll land in paradise shortly.
Nooga You really did not book your flights in advance. What happens if somebody gets a hold of your Debit card numbers and drains your account which is not all that uncommon in the FSU. Especially when you were showing it off on Utube. Do you have a backup funding source. 10,000 AU (8,700 US) for 42 days is not that much when you are buying air fare out of it anyway. Especially if you plan to do some partying. I would definately make sure that I had my way home secured before starting the festivities. You could be like one of those people you see in Las Vegas in the morning with a sign hanging from their neck saying help me get home and a tin can begging for money. But they had fun the first half of the night.
But Jet looks are not important when a nooga is intent on leaving virginity behind.
Nooga are you still alive. I have peeked at your utube site a few times but you have not added anything. Did Ukraine weaken you and Soviet Skotland finished you off.
nooga dont stress the idiots on board hear mate all 2 bob dreamers and screamers your beema 18 is dinkum , few others are dinkum i think il get my aide knock up a site
Dirty ole basterds club lol lol
nooga all wankers hear mate - all got a copy of the song ''dreaming '' drop me a line one day you from aussie ? good give my address drop on in if you wish
olga you know nothing about nothing its no good me posting to village idiots - they have not idea what they speak about ---is no good to try help idiots this forum was good once but now is only full of sociopaths and idiots - i wont bother to post anything until we get some people with more intelligence than 5 year old