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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Road Trip Mid Dec Author Post MIKE00 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/28/2008 3:07:13 AM   2008 Tax Code The only thing that the ATO has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12' Luxury Tax $ 300.00 8 - 10' Pole Tax $ 250.00 5 - 8' Privilege Tax $ 150.00 4 - 5' Nuisance Tax $ 30.00 Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains. Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund. ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ** nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/30/2008 5:04:22 AM   Mike00, is the luxury tax before inflation? I need a clarificatioxn please, or is that a flaccid tax? Thanks Broke Dick Taxpayer MIKE00 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 10/30/2008 8:25:02 PM   virginia huh ! glory to the south yup ! love that kinda talk! ps ( south should have won too ) big supporter !! T Model Ford and full tank of gas )))) face fully fanny and A hand full of ass !))) love it mike00 Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > Road Trip Mid Dec
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