yeah wearing shoes while lying on the bed is one of those things you do only do once (if you do it twice your probably be dead). Its not just the cost thats an issue its a major pain in the arse to have to clean sheets/blankets by hand.
Its funny that when you tell someone in the west that you are dating an Eastern European/Russian woman, you hear all sorts of strange misconceptions popularized in the west during the Cold War - that they never use soap when they shower (and take FEW showers), that they don't shave their armpits, that they where baggy - practically burlap-bag (potato sack) clothes, that every woman over the age of 25 weighs 300 pounds.
Could stereotypes BE more inaccurate?
The stereotype is one extreme and the reality is the exact opposite extreme.
If western men had known the beauty which exists in the Eurasian areas, the cold war would have lasted 12 seconds. (I think it takes 12 seconds to develop an erection?)
Tringa: I never counted the cost, frankly it didn’t interest me too much but it would amount to a bucket load. I went travelling, sowing seed and generally playing up like a second hand lawn mower. I was distracted along the way on about the umpteenth trip by someone who absolutely had my measure. A woman of this calibre is a very rare beast indeed. May you be so fortunate. All the very best.
"Those Ukraine girls really knock me out, and leave the west behind......."
Er, ah.....
"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Goo goo ga joob."
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:
Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!.........
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
From a Playboy interview (1980), John Lennon explaining the walrus:
""It never dawned on me that Lewis Carroll was commenting on the capitalist and social system. I never went into that bit about what he really meant, like people are doing with The Beatles' work. Later, I went back and looked at it and realised that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, 'I am the carpenter.' But that wouldn't have been the same, would it? [Singing] 'I am the carpenter....'"
An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become Irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and say "I am terribly sorry, there's been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The englishman sits up and simply say "She'll be right, mate"
"a washing machine ...its half the size of a fridge "
danny: I';ve know this woman for nearly six years now. DUrig all that time she hasn'g had a washing machine and I haven't bought one for her. Pretty much blows your idea of some of us buying our women, heh?
But I will hustle down to the appliance store right now and have that photo taken next to one like you did with the plane.