I'm not even in England, following on from another recent exchange if I walked down the road here spouting this "I'm English" crap then I wouldn't get very far, intact that is, but to say "I'm British" is totally acceptable, it's these naive idiots that claim to be English that wind these people up!
Just had two of the neighbours voice interest in buying my Smart SpeedSilver from me.
This will be one of my last posts before I PM a couple of people from this thread who seem very helpful. Thanks for your replies so far!
Just one more thing, Martin. Seriously where are you and who prefers hearing British to English??? In fact I was chatting to a Scotsman living here yesterday who said he hated the English.
No-one living on this island would call themselves British - honestly.
Thanks for explaining that Drumcode, that the British Isles, as they are known, are merely your referred to "this island".
It's irrelevant where I live but much of Europe, and I have lived in continental Europe, laughs at, as they call it, the "island mentality" of the British, when I lived out there I couldn't help but agree with them and upon my return to UK, trying to open a bank account or whatever, I came to realise that British institutions haven't yet accepted that there is a European Union, I was a Brit returning to my home country yet I was led to believe that an alien family smuggled in the back of a track through the channel tunnel would have received better acceptance than I!
You wonder why the Jock's, Taff's and Paddy's get wound up? Well just as an example the 'B' in BBC stands for British, you just wait for, let us say, the next football competition where more than one of the home teams are involved, pay attention to the, supposed, British commentary whereas England are referred to as "us", "we", "our" or similar but should it be Scotland, Wales or N. Ireland they are referred to as "Scotland", "Wales" or "Northern Island", they are not referred to the same as England are thus these idiots born in England spouting this "English" crap are the root cause of the problem and that is fact.
Correct me if I am mistaken but did I actually say I am selling my car or did I merely state that two neighbours had voiced interest in it, it being such a rare and fun looking car?
Also Batman, how the bl00dy hell can one have an investment property (house) if one doesn't own a house?
Pssst ..... Do me a favour Batman, go tell you dyslexic monkey buddy to go tell his organ grinder, the organ grinder that was dumbass enough to marry a scammer, to go shove his head up his phucking ass and to stop wasting UK public funds trying to conceal his in house peroxide embarrassment.
Thanks Batman, have a nice day. :)
P.S. How does one tell the difference between a rat and alternative vermin? ..... Answer is that a rat displays it's vermin on the packaging, alternative vermin tries to conceal it's vermin with cakings of cosmetics and hair dye!
You can't sell a car that you're leasing so come off it--I don't even think you have neighbors.
I mean, who'd want to live next to a car-leasing, no-neighbors, fake-wife criminal that the police are constantly raiding his rented house? Can you imagine the commotion there? At least a fake wife can't make a peep though. ;-)
Tile and grout? I bet it has dirt floors. Does that rented hovel even have plumbing and electricity?
A couple of cops from the local Heddlu came to visit me the other week, at that time I was painting all interior walls and standing there with paint roller in hand, they were so impressed at the appearance of the house one of them invited me around to his house!
I don't have plumbing to the kitchen sink yet, since I sealed it off the other week, but, literally, the kitchen shall be finished today ..... my next door neighbour, an Irish lady that I have known for 20+ years, keeps popping by to see my work.
Fake wife? Nope, she's not my wife, she's my girlfriend and she's really cool, only talks of marriage at a time when I should get her in the family way, some idiots, probably through jealousy, had made suggestions to their local police that my girlfriend doesn't exist but since, the police, have all the evidence they need that she does exist.
The Smart Roadster is a two-door sports car first introduced in 2003 by Smart GmbH. Sales of the Roadster and Roadster Coupé met expectations, however warranty claims resulted in a halt of production of both models in November 2005 after 43,091 Roadsters were made. The last one now resides in the Mercedes-Benz Museum.
For those who have driven it, and fallen in love with it, it has proven to be an excellent driver's car with fuel consumption in the high 40s or low 50s miles per Imperial gallon. Running costs are low and the car is one of the few true sports cars built in the spirit of the 1950s classic British sports car. Influential British motoring television show and magazine Top Gear praised the Smart Roadster, awarding it Fun Car Of The Year for 2005.
I find it odd the your government would let you lease such an obvious death-trap. Why don't you buy something safe? Oh that's right, you don't buy anything.
Do you own your clothes or do you rent that from the landlord too?
I'm a pauper Batman just like the prick that came to this forum around a couple of years ago preaching that the world's transport should run on chip fat, even made a RIDICULOUS statement that Virgin operate their fleet of B747's & A340's etc. on bio fuel ..... bio fuel would gel or freeze solid at the temperature/altitude jet airliners operate at!
But that's all in the past, we've now got an organ grinder's monkey believing everyone should have an 8 cylinder gasoline guzzling automobile!
Batman, serious question, my teeny weeny 698cc Smart has 1 (one) BHP per 10 to 11kg of weight of vehicle, put it this way if one turns off the traction control then best to get out and walk :), any idea how the BHP/KG ratio compares to average gasoline guzzling autos?
Well I need some serious horse power if I'm going to keep fighting crime. The Batmobile suits me just fine.
Good thing I'm a millionaire industrialist. Private planes, fancy fishing boats, businesses galore and many other endeavors that have run themselves since my parents were tragically murdered.
Batman, whilst I have every respect for all the good work you do and your position in society I believe you've overstepped the mark and I feel I must issue you with a yellow card.
Whilst you are allowed to attack another, sometimes week after week, month after month, you can broadcast all sorts of lies and defamations upon their character, indeed you might commit criminal libel calling them a peodophile and child torturer, all of these, it appears, are acceptable, but you MUST NOT say anything that might be sensitive to another's nature! :)
Pssst .... the resident organ grinder's monkey read one person's gay opinion on a forum, amazing how an individual doesn't have the brain cell(s) available to think for themself, can only repeat the crap they have been fed by bullshitter organ grinder(s), that, I guess, is a sign of not being a real man but a gay.
P.S. There was a clue in my previous post, my little (Smart) car is actually a Mercedes Benz so all Merc owners must be shirtlifters also! Why is it that one individual always seems to end up on gay sites as nasfan6, for one, may verify regarding one sick individual?
P.P.S. We don't need a moderator on this forum, we need a zookeeper to keep the monkey on a leash!
Sorry to learn of your parents death but at least you grew up to be a respected figure in the community, nobody could possibly criticize or indeed regard you as a total numbskull who doesn't have a brain cell available to think for himself!