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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > ukrainian women Author Post Ptichka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/21/2004 11:13:24 AM   Sorry sorry didn't know that it was an old one:) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/21/2004 11:58:03 AM   What glows in the dark and scratches the ground? Chicken Kiev (since are are on the subject of old jokes) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/21/2004 2:48:28 PM   The perfect woman, A deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who father owns an off licence :o)) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/21/2004 2:48:50 PM   A deaf and dumb nymphomaniac whos father owns an off licence :o)) Dax Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/1/2004 2:53:03 AM   I am not a nuclear physicist, but as far as I know, you will not be able to see Ukrainian women glowing in the dark or with tails or anything like that. However, if you decide to marry one of those beautiful women who might have been a kid or may have grown up near the disaster area (radius of a few hundred miles), chances are that the one who will glow or may have a tail is your child (if you decide to have children of course). Your woman’s only problem may have to do with cancer at a premature age, but then again, make sure you buy her a good life insurance so you can go back to the Ukraine and find another beautiful girl......I am just kidding about the life insurance, I am not that insensitive, or am I? And then again, if you are a seafood lover like me, chances are you are contaminated yourself. A lot of the best fish we get to eat in North America comes from Norway (if you don’t believe me, pay attention to the labels), and the fish coming from Norway even years after the disaster was suspected of contamination. I am Basque, and we just happen to love a type of fish that can be caught only in Norwegian waters (Bacalao Noruego or Pil-Pil), so, I know I ate contaminated fish. So, I guess if I was to have a child with a Ukrainian girl the chances of giving birth to baby Godzilla would increase. TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/1/2004 3:56:48 PM   I knew there was a good reason why I dont eat fish :o)) Now I know what it is :o))) Adam2301 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/1/2004 4:02:10 PM   Do you prefer Dolly's cotelets ? :)))))))) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/1/2004 4:45:21 PM   ? TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/1/2004 4:45:34 PM   I meant Uh ?? Ptichka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 4:01:51 AM   Dax that you a lot for thinking about Ukrainian women like monsters that glow in the dark...I hoped so much that I would need the lighter to see in the dark...but it didn't work out...:))) Just kidding:) But seriously...please think 18 years passed already, I was 4 when it happend, didn't notice any problems with that during the time. Though as I said I live away from Chernobyl, but in Donetsk they did some great job with the materials from Chernobyl...so I remember the time when radiation was a rather high one...but we didn't notice any problems... As I said perviously, last summer one girl made a trip throuh Cherbobyl...and she made pictures. People allowed to return back homes, and many of them have children. So why to worry I don't understand. TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 4:24:24 AM   Its called US Paranoia honey :o)) And nothing that can be said will ever relearn those who had the propaganda rammed down their throats about it Im afraid :o) Dont be cross with Dax, he is only being cautious because of what his goverment told him :o)) gladiatorUK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 6:19:05 AM   I can vouch for that too........my wife has yet to glow in the dark...........lol. Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 10:29:20 AM   My wife wouldn't show up on thermal scan in the bedroom. gladiatorUK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 10:54:16 AM   if we get really fussy the safest way is to hold a mirror beneath the nose to ensure life signs!!!!!!!!!!!!......:)) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 10:57:15 AM   Hopefully she is glowing the next day! (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, a nudge is as good as wink....) gladiatorUK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 3:03:10 PM   thanks scott.........I have just tried to explain the subtlety of Monty Python humour to my Ukranian wife.......not an easy task I assure you...LOL. scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 3:08:52 PM   Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the roots of Russian and British humour are all that different. I find both subtle. However, British humour tends to have double or more meanings. American humour tends to go for the jugular every time (very rarely aquainted with the concept of finesse). gladiatorUK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 3:14:07 PM   A lot is similar I agree and many jokes do carry well. Brit stuff is known for double meanings........have you ever seen a "Carry On" film?? American might go for the jugular but I still love it....finesse or not..:)) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 3:22:16 PM   I agree, it just that "fart jokes" only go so far. Some relatively new humour I have seen coming from over here are using jugular humour to deliver a double meaning. Somewhat insulting, but if you're a redneck, you'll get the jugular humour and laugh. If you are more enlightened person, you'll get the double meaning and laugh even harder with a third meaning (I.E. that a joke was purposely included that rednecks won't get but you do). South Park consistently does this. I love obscure humour! gladiatorUK Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/2/2004 3:39:37 PM   South Park is a masterpiece scott........very funny,but very intelligent writing too Russian brides > Main Forum > ukrainian women
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