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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > Humour in FSU Author Post Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 4:29:44 AM   When I go there, I think I will pass on the Russian Comedy clubs.:o) Ptichka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 4:55:47 AM   Dale...there are no Comedy clubs here, as far as I know...we have cinemas that's for sure, and there they show many films, but not many Russian comedies, the only opportunity to watch good Russian comedies is on TV ;) Marinka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 5:06:26 AM   Dale, not without our help, I dare hope ;o) Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 5:08:04 AM   I have a stupid question that I don't know the answer to. Do the cinemas there ever show foreign films such as american or english films that are dubbed in russian or are most russian films? And if they do show foreign films, or they new releases or do they show them a half year later after release in our country? Ptichka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 5:10:18 AM   Dale it depends on the cinema as well. Mostly they show foreign films either dubbed or translated into Russian. They show old and new films...such popular films like "Matrix" was shown with the whole world :) And mostly they show new films straight away, but these films are not licensed copies of films. At least as it happens here:) Marinka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/1/2004 6:54:43 AM   Sometimes they show films even before release in the US :o)) sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/7/2004 12:17:16 AM   "...Mostly they show foreign films either dubbed or translated into Russian. ..." So, 1 John Wayne speaks russian? 2 John Wayne speaks american and there is russian text on the bottom of the screen? ? (#2 system [sub-txt] is used in US only if foreign film is for people who can read!) Adam2301 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/7/2004 3:06:01 AM   On TV, I saw some films where the original soundtrack had not been removed but just covered with russian voices ! Marinka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/7/2004 3:20:03 AM   sancho, If a film is dubbed then John Wayne speaks Russian. Subtitles are rarely used; if, for example, it was the directir's condition, like in Eyes Wide Shut and Passion of the Christ. Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/7/2004 9:03:20 AM   My gal and her son saw Harry Potter (#3) a couple of weeks ago in Russian. sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/12/2004 10:24:28 AM   An old one "Why do we love the Sovjet Union?" asked the teacher in Siberia. "Because it has liberated us," replied the pupil. "And why do we hate the United States?" "Because it has not liberated us," was the reply. sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/14/2004 9:55:02 AM   Drag Nyet: Police raid on transvestites. Schaper Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/17/2004 7:19:56 AM   Here's one russian: Russian, French and German criminals are thrown into jail. They all sit in solitary cells, no windows, gaps, holes -just barren walls, smooth and solid as Fort Knox. Escape is impossible. A jailer comes one day and says - "The death sentence was passed against all of you. However, I will spare the one who can do the most amazing trick with those" and gives everyone two little titanium spheres. "I will be back in an hour". He gets back in an hour and enters French guy's cell. the frenchman is juggling both spheres, spinning like crazy, with incredible speed. "I am amazed" the jailer says. "but I also need to check your neighbours". The German plays soccer with himself, bouncing spheres off the walls with both legs and arms. "That's pretty cool. But I need to check Russian dude". After some time jailer returns. "Sorry guys, you both are to be executed shortly." "Why?? what did Russian do?" cried both. "he broke one of the spheres and lost another" nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/17/2004 10:17:42 PM   John Wayne speaking Russian. I hope they have a film when I'm there, that will be a must see for me. Plus hearing Clint Eastwood saying "Go a head make my day" in Russian. But Clints early films were with Sergio Leone. And hearing Joe Pesci say fuck a million times. Life is good!!! Damn I better go load my gun and shoot myself, I'm starting to sound like Sancho!!!! Later Mike Ptichka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/18/2004 3:24:21 AM   Actually when the film is translated you can hear the original voices and how they say and what they say, but above that will be Russian text which will be said by one or another translator. And watching films with Joe Pesci in Russian doesn't make them less interesting and funny:))) Man Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/18/2004 4:07:36 AM   Hey Nasfan they have those movies down at the Russian video store by me. I'm going down to rent some later. sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2004 3:36:39 AM   Moron Jokes. Is there a special place where the stupid people live in the FSU? Russia? Ukraine? (the British tell jokes on the Irish, the swedish on the norwegians, the german think the people on the frisian islands are a bit dense, the french has a province [forgot the name].... ) sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2004 3:42:21 AM   Un-intentional... -guess the way Schwarzenegger plays a russian might seem slightly funny to some russians (?) (same for other Hollywood actors/actresses...) sanchopanza Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2004 3:48:02 AM   "...Damn I better go load my gun and shoot myself, I'm starting to sound like Sancho!!!! ..." Relax. If the metamorphosis goes too far, you'll miss the target. (so we can still benefit from your wise comments). Marinka Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2004 5:04:17 AM   "Is there a special place where the stupid people live in the FSU? Russia? Ukraine?" Sancho, We have Chukotka... There are a lot of anecdotes about the peolpe who live there. 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