Crash,
I create a fantasy league of women as I drive. It passes the time. Nothing kicks them out of the league faster than seeing a cigarette in their mouths. I'm not sure I'd date a former smoker. I've been an athlete all my life and my lungs simply will not tolerate smoke.
"No, I don't mind if you smoke. Do you mind if I fart? It's one of my habits. I quit once for a year, you know, but I gained a lot of weight. It's hard to quit. You know, after sex I really get the urge to light one up."
"Do you mind if I smoke?"...Asked someone politely at the dinner table of the high class restaurant of the Ritz Hotel in Dana Point, California.
"Do you mind if I FART?"....Was my polite but assertive answer. "I really enjoy lighting one up after a lovely meal. You may enjoy the aroma, as well. Bring your family and friends and share the exquisite flavor of one of my unique farts"
Yes, I took a page from one of Steve Martin's old movies.
(No, the man in question did not smoke at that dinner table)
Tyson, my girl does not smoke, so I kept leaving the room or the table to have one, but she said it was ok, said she associated the smell with a real man.....The other Russian girls I met, were all non smokers, but did not seem to have a problem....chew some gum before you kiss them though:))
Sorry for interrupting your nice chatting :0) guys, but I would like to reply to some previous posts.
"Telling Marinka what she should or should not say or even how to say something sounds blatantly condescending and rude on your part"
Toad,
I don't think that Ptichka intended to pick me.
Ptichka,
I think that opinion could be humble when one is not sure if he is right and he just supposes. Besides when posting under my nick I already express my and only my opinion. Anyway I am receptive and do not get offended. BTW, I always try and avoid generalization ;0)