Great speech Toad:-))))Iz, nothing nicer than a shirt ironed with love, now she has knitted me gloves and a scarf, not the things I would normally wear, but I am wearing them with a stupiod look on my face.
Sorry Toad, have to keep back the juicy bits
I got home a little early last night, was watching thru the kitchen window, she kept glancing at the clock, opened a beer, slipped some nice clothes on. I stopped watching and came in just as she was serving......takes her role seriously and enjoys it.can't tell you how good that makes you feel
And Traddie, if you need my advice - NEVER EVER EVEN CONSIDER meeting with Toad. Just a kind warning, but if the above is a reaction on your posts then dog knows what he'll do when he SEES you!!!
Heh, I always loved showing this to some of my women friends. The figurative "chain yanking" had me on their good side for weeks. LOL
This supposedly was in the "Housekeeping Monthy" magazine back in 1955.
The Good Wives Guide
Have dinner ready.
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
Over the winter months of the year, you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces, comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the right time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his real need to be at home and relax.
Your goal: Try to make sure that your home is a place of peace and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone throught that day.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or a warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is master of the house and as such, will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
She is all of those apart from one, if I could get her to be a little gay as well>>>>>>>>oh what a visual treat I would have:-)))))
Toad is entitled to have a little wood if he wishes:-))
Hi, just thought I would let you all know. We are getting married on the 23rd of December.
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Scott,
I have also showed that exact same article of dubious origins to every american woman who believes she would make a good wife for me along with the question "How close do you consider yourself to be to the type of wife referred to on this article?"
I learnt the hard way that western women have no sense of humor whatsoever when it comes to wifely duties and that this type of presentations and questions must be done after careful planning and only after taking serious defensive measures and known all possible exits for a quick scape.
NEVER show this article to a western woman while she is:
1...holding sharp objects such as dinnerware or kitchen utensils 2...sharpening or using gardening tools.
3...holding any liquid container such as wine glass, beer bottle or coffee cup.
4...with her girlfriends, mother or attorney.
BEST times to show this article to a western woman are:
1...while she is under deep hypnotic trance.
2...Immediately after you get her to agree to a little light bondage and gagging foreplay.
3...while she is naked in the bathtub, because chasing you to commit murder would give you a few minutes head start to scape.
4...any time after you decide life is not longer worth living.
A LOT of the women I have met have expressed a preference for a British accent. Two in particular especially like the accent of Hugh Grant. When I mentioned that to a British friend recently he was amazed. He told me that he realized that to us Americans all British accents might sound the same, but that to a Brit it was possible to tell a lot about a person, their upbringing, sohistication and social class according to their accent. He told me that Hugh Grant's accent gives him away as a low-life (his opinion not mine) and he wished that American and Russian women would realize that!!
Many I have spoken with have told me the same thing that they are use to a british accent and my Midwestern accent throws them off a little. I guess that is the english they learn in school as about 3 so far have told me such.