Wow, SCTV really permeated through your blood/brain barrier. You're bringing up quotes and characters that have long been placed into long term storage. Gotta break out the moth balls.
What does a blonde say after you whisper in her ear?
Thanks for the refill.
You are probably one of a handful of people world wide that enjoy that movie. Even I didn't like it and I am all Canadiana... Oh damn, I think I just forfeit my passport.
Sorry for adding wood to the nostalgia fire, but....
"Give enough time to see...K..."
"O.K. then. ten years after World War IV, eh"
"...2051. No, more..."
"...What? no..."
"...2051..."
"...They saw it eh..."
"..The future.."
"...They saw it already..."
"..Next century..."
"...Take off!..."
I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh. The Earth had been like devastated by Nuclear war. Like Russia blew up the U.S. and the U.S. blew up Russia, eh.
...The Statue of Liberty...(pssst, act....ACT!)
Lucky for me I'd been off planet on vacation at the time of the war, eh. There wasn't much to do, all the bowling alleys had been wrecked...So as I spent most of my time looking for beer...
One day I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in the forbidden zone.
I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves. I was kinda like a one man force, eh like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man", d'ja see it, it was beauty.
"Yahhh! Fleshy headed Mutant are you friendly?"
"No way eh, r-radiation has made me an enemy to civilization."
"Alpha base, this is Bob McKenzie, I spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16-B."
(starts shooting ping pong gun at fleshy headed mutant)
"Ow! Take off you hoser!"
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"Jeez, what happened, eh...film broke... Aw Jeez, gotta fix it eh. Sorry film...hey, I can't see, eh...Turn the lights on, will you guys"