Late one night when the vicar returned home from a social function he heard giggling from the grave yard.
A young man and his girl had spread a rug on a grassy knoll behind the grave digger's tool shed and were thoroughly enjoying themselves.
Vicar: "You shouldn't be here. Didn't you see the sign on the main gate saying 'No Entry when the gate is closed'?"
Young man: "We didn't come in that way. We came through the little gate next to the shed, where the poster says 'Get lots while you are young'"