" Note to self: Unpack fur hat. "
"Send: 20.07.2004 10:43:38"
-probably a reasonable idea...
(perhaps: depending on where you are going)
-do you want to cheer up the local population?
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
Sancho, you're the philosophical one here - I just expect you to raise the question whether sex-change ops are also common in Russia....
re."I just expect you to raise the question whether sex-change ops are also common in Russia.... "
-one version occurs when letters signed by a female name are actually written by a male who very much needs a shower and a shave...
-perhaps there are some bi-sexuals...